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Screw You

As a wise bumper sticker once said, “Practice safe sex. Go screw yourself.” Uncomfortable questions such a sticker may elicit from eight-year-olds aside (hi, niece!), it has a point. Solo sex is certainly safer.

But sex with another human is much more fun, hence that nagging worry about that random shag with old what’s-his-name back in March.

Today, Planned Parenthood is offering free HIV testing until 6 p.m. Results come in minutes. – Cathy Matusow

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