— Kevin Bacon,
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It was a rough week for HouStoned. We thought we'd found our true love, our sole mate, as it were, bundled up in the gift of one little running shoe. But, alas, our hearts were soon broken when we learned the shoe's mate had been given away to a (presumably one-legged) cleaning lady.
But we're survivors, and all we really want is what's best for our little white shoe, so last night we decided it was time for him to get back in the game.