Space Case

Maybe they should consider sending her into space. It really would be a win-win.

With Atlantis set to launch

this evening

, today is supposed to be the day NASA begins moving beyond its rep as a breeding ground for love triangles and murder-suicides. It's supposed to be the day America is reminded of what the space agency actually does. It's supposed to be the day of the phoenix.

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But right now all the news stations are busy reporting more important matters, like the fact Paris Hilton has been hauled, crying, back to jail. Sorry, NASA. Maybe next time. – Keith Plocek

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