When you get in a traffic accident with a bus, what's the first thing you want to do?
Eat ice cream in the nude in a pharmacy, duh.
And you're not going to let a little thing like three shaken up and hurt kids stop you. Ice cream will be had, and it will be had nudely.
Stephanie Dillard, 34, is somehow being charged for such behavior, by people who don't have their priorities straight like she does.
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Court documents show that Dillard got into an accident with a Metro bus near South Post Oak and Orem last week, and KPRC reports that after the crash she left her three kids -- aged five, 12 and 16 -- in the car while she went on her bizarre errand.
She walked to a nearby CVS pharmacy, grabbed some ice cream and stripped. When cops found her, she put up a fight. KPRC says.
She faces charges of child endangerment, but no charges have been filed regarding the nudity or the stolen ice cream.