There's DWI, and then there's GOOD LORD WTF DWI.
Twice the legal limit? Check. Not earthshaking, but not bad.
Open container in car? Check. Going 90 MPH? Yep.
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Going 90 MPH the wrong way down a highway? Oh yeah.
All this happened about 2:30 this morning, deputies say.
Barreling down the Eastex Freeway, Branch plowed head-on into a Mercedes that never had a chance. The passenger in the Mercedes was pronounced dead at the scene; the driver is in the hospital.
Branch survived, too. "Police said Branch was taken to the hospital in stable condition," KPRC reports.