Son Lam, who photographs lots of stuff for us, was in the Bahamas over the weekend. (We, on the other hand, weren't.)
While there he ran across the finals of the Swimsuit USA International Model Search, and his journalistic instincts were engaged.
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Seven of the finalists were from Texas, including a handful from our very own Houston.
Apparently distracted by stuff, our man was unable to provide names. The website is of little help, so our information is limited to what we could determine from the contestants' sashes.
But it's obvious the Bahamas were Texas Proud this weekend.
If you're interested somehow in women in bikinis who aren't from Texas, bless their hearts, check out the full slideshow here.