Texas Stories That We Wish Were April Fools' Jokes

You've probably already had your fair share of fake news and bogus announcements today.

The problem is, some of these little lighthearted hoaxes don't seem that far removed from reality. A Republican-authored bill in the Lege requiring "Hymen Inspections"? Totally false (yet somewhat believable). New Land Commissioner George P. Bush's war on comic sans? Probably a joke. Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller declaring "cupcake amnesty"? Believe it or not, that one was real.

In that spirit, here are some totally real news stories (or people) we really wish were April Fools' jokes:

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