The 4 Top Things Not to Do Before You Walk for Graduation

The four years (or maybe more) of being inside an institution that has probably cost you sleep and forced you to mutilate your liver with alcohol is finally coming to end. You're going to be graduating!

(Cue the Vitamin C song.)

Everyone is going to be there! It's going to be the day that your parents won't fight back any tears as they watch their baby boy or baby girl take his or her first steps into adulthood. It would be a shame if something went wrong...


Here's a top-four list of things not to do before you walk for graduation.

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