The Chronicle Gets Slutty

Good Lord.

Where would you expect to read something like this?

You've got questions and I've got answers.
MILF at 9:33am on April 1, 2009

Don't believe me? Too bad for you because I can help you liven things up in the bedroom (or anyplace else that you might want to get naked and a little sweaty).

What are my qualifications? I'm a huge slut. Unlike a lot of people I am not ashamed to admit it. I love sex. I practice a lot and I am damn good at what I do.

Do I have a Masters degree in Human Sexuality? Nope.

Do I have a PhD in Psychology? Absolutely not. Am I a licensed therapist? Sorry but no.

In my experience "book learnin'" is an admirable pursuit but it is unlikely to result in an earth-shattering orgasm.

Sex is a hands-on activity that is perfected by trial and error. When it comes to fucking, practice really does make perfect

So, if you want theory, go buy a self-help book; if you want real world advice that will make you the tramp that you secretly want to be then read my columns.

Yet another "edgy," "out-there" OMG no-she-din't column by some lame college columnist?

No. It's in the Chronicle. Or at least on its web page.

"When it comes to fucking, practice really does make perfect."

Oh, the boldness. Matched only by the sheer originality of the statement. I mean, when has anyone ever said anything like that?

The Chron's hep new 29-95 page is here, people, and you'll just have to deal with it.

And "MILF & Cookies" promises lots and lots of so-bad-it's-awful entertainment. Until the paper comes to its senses, that is.

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