College football fans all across the nation are eagerly awaiting the biggest game of the decade:
Unfortunately for those (very few) fans, the game is being broadcast on the Longhorn Network, an operation with all the reach of the DuMont Network airing the 1951 World Series.
The Longhorn Network, as Awful Announcing recently noted, is not off to a rousing start.
You would never know it from the network's Twitter account. On the other hand, maybe you would.
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And, finally, the saddest one of all:
We can't wait for the football offseason!!