The Ten Weirdest Terms That Use "Texas" on the Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary, the great crowd-sourced primer of modern language, has so many disgusting entries that include the word "Texas" it would make your drunken uncle blush.

Yet, it's surprising when parsing through the entries how many are just downright strange and often hilarious.

Our mission here is to enlighten, and we don't want you to be lost the next time a UD term gets tossed around at the bar, so we're sharing the Top 10 terms that use "Texas."

10.) Texas Chrome

Definition: To Texas Chrome something is to paint it silver, such as rims on a car.

Example: I'm about to go outside and Texas Chrome the front rims on my drag racing car.

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