The Top 10 Bangable Men in the Texas Technosphere

It's the end of 2009, and, ipso facto, Top-X-Number-slash-Best-Of lists are suddenly what's for dinner. Everyone's eager to take you on a trippy DeLorean ride back through the sands of the first decade of the century (or the last year of the decade, take your pick). Because, you know, the 2000s were, like, a 365-day bender times ten. In a strangely tattooed, memory-scraped, fond remembrance kind of way. After the psychotic scare of Y2K fizzled out, that is.

In the spirit of the season, we'd like to quantify, objectify, and drool over a few things, too. And in this era of white hot technology, where being a techie geek is a badge of honor, well, there are a few juicy gigayums that deserve special mention.

Yeah, we're talking about a celebration of man meat here. But it ain't only for the flesh-eaters out there. Pescetarians and wannabe vegetarians? Pull up a flip 'n fuck and make yourself at home at this party, too.

Beware: The following demeans and trivializes men for your viewing and reading pleasure. We didn't think you'd mind too much.

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