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Today's Porn Comes From A Local Right-Wing Blogger

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Melissa Clouthier is a chiropractor from The Woodlands who blogs the right-wing line for the Houston Chronicle and various websites.

She's a big Tea Partier, and she was highly, highly offended that President Obama used the term "teabaggers" in an interview for a forthcoming book. For all we know, the interview might have been taking place when innocent right-wing nuts were proudly proclaiming themselves to be teabaggers, but Clouthier is mad.

So she decided to distribute some hard-core porn.

Her blog item titled "President Obama Disrespects Presidency," which is pretty hilarious in itself, featured her faux outrage.

The president uses a graphic sexual term and then bemoans the lack of civility in America? This man is a flaming hypocrite.

The term "tea bagger" is vile - the act itself is no more or less disgusting than any other sexual activity. To describe people who honestly don't like some policies with this term is incomprehensible. Try imaging a Republican or conservative consistently using the term "blow jobbers". What? That bothers you?

You gotta love "no more or less disgusting than any other sexual activity."

Not content with using a pornographic term like "blow jobbers" in her lecture on civility, Clouthier provided a detailed description of teabagging from Wikipedia.

Apparently not sure if her readers would wade through that entire paragraph, she then threw in this picture. (We are far too demure to post such an awful, awful NSFW illustration.)

Someone brought it to the attention of Wonkette, and the commenters flocked to Clouthier's column.

Some highlights:

-- "That's disgusting?? Then how come do I have a pant full of bone right now?"

-- "Up next, a graphic depicting a Santorum"

-- "don't think I'm getting it. Could you put up more pictures please?"

-- "Do you have any pics with her wearing stiletto heels and a french-maid outfit?"

Ah, political discourse. Thanks, Clouthier!!!

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