Via our pals at the Bayou, we have found slam-dunk evidence that it is always a bad idea to participate in karaoke at your office Christmas party.
A clip of a Beaumont party includes what might be the world's worst rendition of "U Can't Touch This," and that is a very high bar indeed.
Highlights include white-girl dancing which should have included an extra-support sports bra. And the rare, rare occasions when the two singers actually sound somewhat like they've actually heard the song before.
The video, after the jump (if you're on our home page, otherwise it's obviously below).
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