A new tweet from Associated Press college football writer Ralph D. Russo:
We can't find the original on Keenum's twitter account, but if you can't trust the AP, who can you trust?
At any rate, knock yourself out, dude, but save some energy for UCLA.
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Update: A commenter notes that the quote comes from this Fox Sports story.