Word on the street — and by "street," we mean a press release — says "this designer drink is six times distilled from grain and has got a silky smooth finish."
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You know, cuz nothing says silky smooth like associating your beverage with the ashy, resin-filled gunk at the bottom of a water pipe. No word on whether drinking it will get you totally high, man. — Keith Plocek