Upset of the Century: Team Cleavage Falls to Team Modesty in Texans Cheerleaders Bout

Where is Howard Cosell when you need him?

"Down goes Team Cleavage! Down goes Team Cleavage! Down goes Team Cleavage!" It's at least as big an upset as Joe Frazier getting decked by George Foreman.

We told you earlier that many of the finalists to become a Houston Texans cheerleader clearly fell into two camps: Team Cleavage and Team Modesty.

So who did better?

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