Not to be outdone, someone sent in this bit of Texana. It's no photoshop; our check of a license-plate database shows it belongs to the Darby family of Tuscula, Texas (pop. 715!! And the place Colt McCoy went to high school!).
We've called them, but haven't heard back. We've also called DPS to see if they realize what they have wrought, but they, too, have chosen to ignore us.
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SHOW ME HOW
The dead birds are a nice touch, though.