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Weather Porn: 5 Examples of When Meteorologists Go Bad

When the graphic to the right appeared recently in USA Today, it led to talk about how a good editor needs a dirty mind to spot things like, we guess, a huffing sun giving a hand job to a thermometer.

But really, the weather always seems to attract the unfortunate sexual reference or two. Sometimes it's the language, sometimes it's the drawings, and sometimes it's just bad judgment on the part of the meteorologist.

Whatever the cause, here are five examples of weather porn.

5. How Stephanie Abrams likes to have sex The Weather Channel's Stephanie Abrams, describing some storms (we think): "It's a weather quickie -- because when you get something just sitting there and unloading on you, that's when you run into a lot of problems...[There's] another one that's in-and-out, just how we like it."

4. The Weather Penis The all-time classic, from San Angelo, giving KLST its 15 minutes of Web fame.

Weather Porn: 5 Examples of When Meteorologists Go Bad

3. Tornado Penis How not to illustrate a tornado, unless you're into dick drawings.

2. Is that a storm or are you just glad to see me? At about the 30-second mark, this guy doesn't realize what he's showing, but the viewers commenting on it do.

1. A segue too far Okay, they're throwing it to you, weatherman, after a report about a Kansas City Chiefs player who wears number 69. And it's 69 degrees out. Still, you probably shouldn't make the joke about burying your face in pussy while getting your dick sucked.


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