^
Keep Houston Press Free
4

Web Site: Fellas, All You Need to Get Laid on Valentine's is $218!

Attention ladies: if you had sex with a dude last Valentine's Day, and that dude spent less than $218 on you that day, you sold yourself short. Or so says a highly scientific study by the sugar daddy Web site SeekingArrangement.com, which "found that on average, a man needs to shell out $218 for a happy ending to their night."

"Every woman dreams of being treated like a goddess on Valentine's Day," SeekingArrangement.com founder Brandon Wade says in a press release. "Even those that dislike the holiday will purposefully go out in hopes of catching a last minute date." And then, for slightly over $200, the Web site's data shows that the goddess will apparently bang the dude.

The info came from a survey of 9,000 women's experiences over their last three Valentine's Day dates. The Web site's crack clinical research team also polled 8,300 dudes of varying relationship statuses to see how much they have typically spent on VDs past:

Single: $257 (dinner or activity)

Married: $203 (presents)

I Support
  • Local
  • Community
  • Journalism
  • logo

Support the independent voice of Houston and help keep the future of Houston Press free.

Committed relationship: $180 (presents)

Romance expert Wade explains it thus: "A single will put all his chips into the experience. That shows a woman the potential of a relationship. Whereas a committed or married man tends to focus on the perfect present to show the value of their relationship."

This does not bode well for Hair Balls, since we currently have only $216 and change. Anyone have a few bucks to spare?

Follow Houston Press on Facebook and on Twitter @HairBallsNews or @HoustonPress.

Keep the Houston Press Free... Since we started the Houston Press, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Houston, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Houston with no paywalls.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.

 

Join the Press community and help support independent local journalism in Houston.

 

Join the Press community and help support independent local journalism in Houston.