The world would be a much more peaceful place if, instead of killing our enemies, we simply tapped them on the shoulder and said, “King me, beyatch!”
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SHOW ME HOW
Anyone interested in observing such a Utopia should check out the “Human Checkers” game tomorrow at Starbucks (5115 Buffalo Speedway) from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Starbucks will make donations to the competing teams, the Houston Downtown Alliance’s Emerging Leaders Group and the Orange Show Center for Visionary Art. So go see what’s up, and remember: Always bet on black. – Craig Malisow