Maybe Willie D did need to (allegedly) scam people out of iPhones -- he appears to be having trouble making bond.

Nancy Herrera, executive assistant US Attorney, says a federal magistrate has set the bond conditions former Geto Boy William James Dennis needs to meet -- a bond of $100,000 and handing over his passport.

He needs to come up with just 10 percent of the bond, which -- we'll do the math for you -- comes to ten grand.

He hasn't done it yet.

"The conditions have been granted, but he has to meet them to be released and so far he hasn't," Herrera tells Hair Balls. "He is still in US Marshals custody."

Are we going to have to have a fundraiser here?