This guy walked into a bank on FM 1960 this morning and robbed it.
Robbed it with a casual style that you just have to admire. Dude be the Smoove B of bank robbers.
"Yo, pretty lady -- while you're getting that cash for me, let me ask you what a woman with a fiiiine-lookin' ass like that is doing working at a bank..."
He got away and the cops are looking for tips. No word yet on whether the got the teller's digits, but we're guessing "oh, yeah."
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
-- Richard Connelly