There's also the portico, perfect for sipping cognac, smoking a four-figure cigar and contemplating your ill-gotten gains and how you are INVINCIBLE and will never, ever be caught.
The bathroom only seems gloomy because the lights are off. But where are the mirrors? Is someone using them for some other purpose? We have to say, that looks like a pretty wimpy tub for a drug kingpin. You couldn't fit more than two coke whores in that thing. On the other hand, there's plenty of open space for people to stand around in.
Not for sale on Wednesday are some other items forfeited by Jones:
Jones also gave up to the feds a million dollars in cash, a 2007 Mercedes Benz S-550, a silver 2006 Maserati, a silver 2006 Ferrari F-430, a black 2007 BMW M6, 3 other cars, 4 wristwatches, a 15-karat white gold woman's diamond ring, and a 14-karat yellow gold diamond "Jesus" pendant on a necklace.
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