Zapruder Video Analysis Of Drunk, Racist Aggie Fan Starting A Fight In An Airport

In the wake of Texas A&M's landscape-changing 29-24 win over the Alabama Crimson Tide this weekend, with his fame escalating from "local cult hero" to "full fledged Heisman candidate," Johnny Manziel and his family began the process on trademarking his catchy "Johnny Football" moniker.

Their motivation is clear and commendable -- with several rogue "Johnny Football" T-shirts already in circulation, going forward, the family wants the ability to control the message, the image, and the profit on any "Johnny Football" related product.

Unfortunately, even once the Manziels get the trademark rights nailed down, they won't have any control over who wears "Johnny Football" gear.

Which brings us to possibly the most deplorable, obnoxious Aggie drunkenly stumbling the earth...

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Sean Pendergast is a contributing freelance writer who covers Houston area sports daily in the News section, with periodic columns and features, as well. He also hosts afternoon drive on SportsRadio 610, as well as the post game show for the Houston Texans.
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