An ode to the case of Muscle Milk that inexplicably arrived in our offices today:

Why are you so sweet? Your cloying fake chocolate Makes you tough to bear

Let us not discuss The fact you contain no milk Lies taste of despair

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I would rather eat Seven thousand chicken breasts Than swallow this muck

So what if you have Twenty grams of pure protein? I don't give a fuck

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