Today Joanna O'Leary shared her top five movie quotes about food, and EOW Nation chimed in with more. Commenter FattyFatBastard had lots of them, and he didn't attribute:
Just one little mint, monsieur? They are wafer-thin.
Heineken? F*** that sh**! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.
"Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?" "Bacon?" "Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner."
Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
I'll let y'all guess to see if you can figure those out. And, though not from a movie, my favorite is: "If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. However -- if life gives you a pickle, you might as well give up, because pickle-ade is disgusting." - Clifton J. Grey
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Well, then: Who knows which movies Fatty is quoting?