Today Eating Our Words nation was turned on by the new skinny Pepsi can Lauren Marmaduke wrote about, National Eating Disorder Association be damned. But commenter Ali wasn't letting the svelte soda get to her:

Well, it is Pepsi. They've got to drum up some sort of marketing ridiculousness to sell that crap.

I'll stick with Diet Coke. It's more of a reflection of me. Short, chubby, cute and tasty.

Ali, we'd so rather hang with you. Don't change!

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