Today we had a few dissenters to Kevin Shalin's "Top 5 Worst Holiday Food Gifts," specifically from within the pecan community. We also had some suggestions for other sucky presents, like this one from commenter ckariec:

"A Hickory Farms basket of fake cheese and salty meat is the gift that says, 'I never liked you, and here's proof.'"

Now that's the perfect gift for landlords and ex-boyfriends alike. Thanks, ckariec. Be careful not to break your major award.