Today Kevin Shalin posted his top 5 food WTFs, which stirred some debate in the comments section. We were partial to Bruce R's contribution to the conversation:
Thank you, Kevin. In order to assist with your effort in avoiding these terms I'm offering some replacements:
These are only suggestions. You probably already have alternatives that you prefer.
Bruce R, we hope you enjoy your major award.
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And by the way, we love that you politely reminded us that we don't *have* to use these terms. See you at the grub-n-chug for a menagerie of wine, some uppity bread, an exploded salad and a side of grease!