Pork's unpopular new slogan inspired some other efforts, like these from Francois Boisjoli:
I would have gone with: "Pork - The Taste of Human Flesh, Without the Guilt"
"Pork - When Long Pig Isn't An Option"
"Pork - The Christian's Treat"
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And it also inspired a poem, from VMTS:
Porky Pig used to be a moniker to like.
The Other White Meat was a sheer delight.
Now that he's "Inspired". It's obvious
He's had a taste we've all admired.
(A little clerihew humor)
Man, y'all are weird. And we love you for it.