Even our goats are going crazy.
Ever since Taco Bell introduced the Doritos Locos Tacos in 2012 (Nacho Cheese) and again in 2013 (Cool Ranch), the Internet has lost its collective shit for Doritos. Our own Christina Uticone got the chip-induced fever and reviewed both flavors herself and rumor has it that Frito Lay is making a Doritos-Locos-flavored Doritos -- which just kind of blows our minds, but we digress...
Knowing that the Internet wouldn't let the madness stop at Taco Bell, we went on the hunt for some of the wildest Doritos creations out there. We figured y'all were crazy...and boy, were we right.
Check out these 5
Insane Genius Kinda Awesome Doritos Ideas:
We hate ourselves a little bit for saying it, but these sound pretty delicious. The creator of DudeFoods.com coats the nacho-flavored chips in equal parts beer and flour, throws in some diced bacon (for good measure) and then deep-fries them until they become like "little puff pastries."
What's next? Puffy Doritos Locos Tacos...actually, that should happen. Taco Bell, this has your name written all over it.
People are really abusing the word skinny. We cannot handle that it's included in the recipe's title just as much as these dogs cannot even handle it right now.
But alas, one blogger decided to dump Rotel, taco seasoning and lean ground beef onto a bed of reduced-fat crescent rolls topped with Greek yogurt, reduced-fat cheddar and crushed baked Doritos, then pretend the end result was "healthy."
That's some real clean eating right there.
Leave it up to Florida to come up with this monstrosity. The dessert has been featured at 4 Rivers Smokehouse, a Texas-style BBQ chain in the Orlando area. The cupcakes are coated in a bright-green Mountain Dew-infused frosting and sprinkled with -- you guessed it -- crushed up nacho-flavored Doritos.
We have just one question, Florida: why???
But in case we've piqued your interest, here's a recipe.
2. Dorito Dust a.k.a. the Doritos Hack That Will Change Your Life
This one's pretty genius. And easy: Place lightly crushed Cool Ranch Doritos in a salt or pepper mill. BAM! You have a new seasoning for chicken, steak, eggs or whatever else your messed-up little heart desires.
If you think about it, any flavor will do -- like the new Spicy Sweet Chili or Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch.
We feel like Florida is responsible for this again. They just have to be, right? Why anyone would think mixing crushed up nacho-flavored Doritos and Parmesan cheese into an already perfect, marshmallow-y, homemade Rice Krispies treat, we'll never know.
We blame it on
the alcohol Pinterest.
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