Free Waffle Fries

Yep. And plenty more, so long as you're one of the first 100 people in line at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow for the grand opening of the new Chick-fil-A at 8609 Westheimer.

"A one-year supply of free Chick-fil-A® Combo Meals (52 coupons) will be awarded to each of the first 100 adults, age 18 and older with identification," says the press release. "The line can begin forming up to 24 hours prior to the opening."

Personally, we think you should show up in a chicken suit and start clucking about that time you caught salmonella in Tijuana. That'll show those damn cows what's up. -- Keith Plocek

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