Fast Times

The 5 Fast Food Sides We Miss Most

It's once again time to look back on some of the discontinued food items that were sadistically ripped from our lives and our stomachs by the soulless monster that is corporate America. It's a cruel, cruel world out there...

In case you missed our rants, we think a life without the freedom to purchase items like Gatorgum, KFC's Chicken Littles and the Original Four Loko just isn't a life worth living.

This time, we're reminiscing about a staple on every fast-food joint menu: the side.

So, grab a box of tissues, pour yourself a glass of Scotch and get ready to wallow in misery as we take a look at the Top 5 Sides We Want Back.

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Brooke Viggiano is a contributing writer who is always looking to share Houston's coolest and tastiest happenings with the Houston Press readers.
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