What does your choice of Girl Scout cookie say about you?

If you're the type of person who likes to steal Girl Scout cookies, it says that you're a useless jackass who likes to be punched in the face by little girls. (True story.)

Most of us, though, just stick to obtaining our Thin Mints the old-fashioned way. And that box of cookies says more about you than you may realize...

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