This photo was snapped during a recent coffee crawl around town, during which I felt as if I could conquer the world with my left hand and reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity with my right. Afterward, however, I crashed for three hours and felt at least 1,000 of my brain cells quietly implode. Don't try this at home.
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