Anarcho-socialist free range green organic vegan gluten-free hippie liberal commie pinko grocery chain Whole Foods has announced that they're hiring 300 (or so) workers in the Houston area.
And we have a totally legit Whole Foods job application for you to check out after the jump.
Whole Foods is a very respectable chain; their stores are always clean, their soups and sandwiches are amazing, their produce is always super-fresh, and they are most certainly unblemished by poor people skulking about, the way they do over at Fiesta.
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For those of you wondering what they're looking for in potential employees, why, we just happen to have acquired a sample job application, which we are in no way making up.