Albums You Can Smuggle Into Prison In Your Fat

August 7, 2009 11:53AM

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Courtesy of our friends at the Chron, here is the story of Houston's George Vera, a 500-lb purveyor of illegally bootlegged albums who managed to mule a gun past the guards at both the city and county jails. How did he do it? Vera squirreled the piece safely away between the folds of his flesh. They didn�t catch him, either; he confessed to a guard while in the shower.

It makes you wonder: what kind of albums might a quarter-ton criminal be bootlegging? We have some ideas�