By Jef With One F
By Rocks Off
By Chris Lane
By Angelica Leicht
By Corey Deiterman
By Angelica Leicht
By Corey Deiterman
From the 100 percent false but utterly hilarious show, we learned that Christopher Geppert was reborn as Christopher Cross the very instant fictional svengali Koko Goldstein passed away, run through the guts with his own lucky harpoon on "the day Yacht Rock lost its innocence."
We learned from Kenny Loggins (played by series co-creator Hunter Stair) that "When a friend is drowning in a sea of sadness, you don't just toss a life vest to him. You swim one over to him." (Or maybe not: As Michael McDonald [played by J.D. Ryznar, another of the show's creators] put it, "That's what a fool believes, Kenny!")
And as the villainous John Oates (Drew Hancock) intoned from under his enormous afro, "the raw power of really smooth music" was very much something to be respected and admired.
McDonald and Steely Dan are both at the Woodlands Pavilion this week, and Racket had a chance to talk to McDonald about the comedy.
"It's hilarious," the keeper of the smooth music flame says over the phone from a vacation in east Tennessee. (Fittingly, he's on a lake.) "I sent it to my [18-year-old] son the minute I saw it, and he only got more of a laugh out of it than I did. It's funny how some things can be so dumb and so ingenious at the same time."
And as hard as it may be for people in their thirties and forties to believe, yacht rock music is a hot youth subculture in certain hipster-ridden cities. The creators of Yacht Rock the show had a pretty tight focus in mind -- to them, the only true yacht rock music was made in L.A. by the Doobie Brothers/McDonald, Loggins, Cross, Hall and Oates, Steely Dan, the Eagles, Toto and a few others, all of whom actually collaborated in real life.
But yacht rock the newly christened genre knows no such bounds -- there's a slip for it on the dock as long as it's got that smooth, heavily produced sheen and jazzy/R&B-inflected groove and comes from the Carter or early Reagan eras. Acts like Ambrosia, Seals and Crofts, Bread, 10cc, Player, Wings and the Little River Band all qualify, and twentysomethings have weighed anchor and are again adrift in the balmy breezes and gentle trade winds of songs like "Sailing," "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)," "Reminiscing," "That's How Much I Feel," "Summer Breeze," "Baby Come Back," "Steal Away" and "This Is It." (Even if some of the bands are British, this music has a Pacific Coast vibe, so Jimmy Buffet is not a yacht rocker by this definition -- we see him as more as the king of the Southern yacht rockers, just as Billy Joel reigns over the East Coast variety.)
London, Chicago, Brooklyn and San Francisco all now sport yacht rock DJ nights. Houston is both behind and ahead of the curve, or more accurately, we're ahead because we're so far behind. Yacht rock-friendly local stations Sunny 99.1 and The Wave are both top ten in Houston, so it's not like these songs have gone away here, the way they have in more trendy places. You soak 'em up ambiently, at work or while you're shopping, the same way you soak up the mainstream country charts in Nashville whether you have any country stations on your radio presets or not. Houston's a smooth-music hub -- H-Town is Smoothtown. Perhaps that's why there are no yacht rock DJ nights here (at least that I know of) -- why go out to hear the same music you hear all day?
But there are a few fans of the show and the series here. One such is 27-year-old April Brem, whom I found on MySpace via Google. Like many Yacht Rock fans, she favors punk rock and indie stuff -- Guided By Voices, Flaming Lips and David Byrne are the first three bands listed on her MySpace page, and the list also includes Jandek, Xiu Xiu, and TV on the Radio. But what you hear when you click over there is not from any of those catalogs. Nope, you hear Michael McDonald crooning "What a Fool Believes."
"You grow up listening to what your parents listen to, and that definitely sinks in," she says. "My dad especially was into that stuff for a while, but eventually he left it all behind and started listening to Joe Cocker and Kenny Rogers. But I always liked Christopher Cross, Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers. The Doobie Brothers were actually always my favorite."