You ever walked into a dilapidated bingo hall and stared at all the old people drinking and smoking and thought, “Hey, this would make for great TV!”

Probably not, and that’s why you’re not a big-time TV exec or whoever the hell it was who came up with National Bingo Night.

No worries. At least you can still be on the show. Tryouts are tomorrow from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Jillian’s (7620 Katy Freeway). Be there, be square. – Keith Plocek

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