They were washing bikes and cars out at the Harley-Davidson dealership in Stafford, so naturally we sent a photographer. Imagine our surprise when we discovered it was a bikini car wash. We decided to shoot pictures anyway, and here’s the slideshow.

Then, to compound our bad luck, there was a beauty contest at the Renaissance Hotel, which is a much more enlightening place than the Middle Ages Hotel.

Again, we expected demurely dressed women discussing the important issues of the day, or maybe washing Harley-Davidsons. Instead we were once again faced with the prospect of bikinis. A slideshow, again, ensued.