Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.

Same as we did last season, yesterday Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday’s silly game against the most accidental of titans — the goddamn Tennessee Titans — and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.

Go nuts.

10. One Hunnidt, unofficial seafood-restaurant critic.

I live two minutes from Hood Pappadeaux. I can corroborate its qualifier.

9. Jack Freeman, as Andre Johnson lay on the field and my whole world stopped

8. One Hunnidt

7. Jett I. Masstyr, measured as always

6. Chingo Bling

5. Delo

Any reference to early-era Cash Money Records earns automatic placement.

More delirious tweets on the next page.

4. Beatking, being Beatking

3. Beatking, still being Beatking

2. Bun B, in the fray

Best part: The guy at the end of the video looking for his high-five to be reciprocated.

1. Deandre Hopkins, further still in the fray

<3 <3 <3

Everyone’s favorite Texan (until he drops a pass, at which point we will all immediately demand he be traded).

BONUS. None other than Sir Mix-a-Lot, responding to Rocks Off’s suggestions for further Texans halftime entertainment from Friday

We told you, Bullock.

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This article appears in Sep 12-18, 2013.