Jan 1 – Dec 31, 2020

Jan 1 - Dec 31, 2020 / Vol. 29 / No. 47

Heights Monolith Disappears, Leaves Behind Cheese Pizza

Just days after we reported on the mysterious appearance of a metallic monolith in the Heights it vanished, leaving behind only a slice of cheese pizza and a lingering sense of wonder to prove that it was ever there. Under the cover of thunder and lightning, powers unknown removed the…

Top 20 “Most 2020” Songs of 2020

The year 2020 was one like no other and it demands a year-end music list like no other. This one features 20 songs which reflect upon a complex year, one that was filled with challenges and setbacks but also innovation and victories of the human spirit. Unlike other year-end music…

Best Concerts Of 2020: Amanda Shires

During normal times, the music writers here at the Houston Press have about a six months “coming soon” schedule of area concerts we use to coordinate coverage. It’s a formidable list, incorporating  our city’s many venues and the fact Houston is an expected stop for just about every touring act. I made…

Sexy Leatherface? Sure, Why Not

Have you ever sat there watching the iconic ending of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and thought to yourself, “Man, I wish this moment also had some waifu sizzle?” Anime statue company Kozuguru has your back as long as you have $130 and can wait until February. Behold the sexy…

Four Thoughts on J.J. Watt’s Angry Press Conference

There are very few professional athletes to whom I have an emotional attachment. There are some players that I admire more than others, but when it comes to completing the sentence “[FILL IN ATHLETE NAME HERE] deserves better,” I generally feel like sports is inherently a big pool of randomness,…

Joey Bishop: The Lost Rat in the Pack

Deconstructing the Rat Pack: Joey, the Mob, and the Summit By Richard A. Lertzman with Lon Davis 367 pp. $24.98 Prestige Books For a brief time in the early ‘60s, they were the Connoisseurs of Cool and the Sultans of Swinging Swagger, taking Las Vegas by storm with a base…

Mysterious Monolith Appears in the Heights

Since November, mysterious metallic monoliths have been appearing all over the world. Houston has one of its own. Located on 11th Street just east of Beverly, the monolith is identical to the one that was first discovered in San Juan County, Utah on November 18 and many of the dozens…

First Look: Valencia’s Tex-Mex Garage

The holiday season is upon us and while it may not be as festive or grand as previous years, there are still many little joys to celebrate. One of those little joys are the sunshine-filled days that peek out occasionally in December. While our Houston summers are often unbearable, the…

Your Christmas Trees Can Help Texas Fight Climate Change

Don’t throw out your live Christmas trees, wreaths, and garlands once the Christmas holiday is over. Brazoria County needs those to help fight the increasingly strong storms that have been pounding the Texas coast as climate change makes hurricane season longer and more brutal. The county has been running its…

Seismique Brings Mind-Bending Art Experience To Houston

Seismique, a 40,000-square-foot art-fueled experiential museum located in Houston’s west side, will feature 40-plus exhibits with dazzling displays of lights generated by 9 million LEDs, color, sound, and natural elements. The multi-dimensional immersive concept is located at 2306 South Highway 6.

10 Best Horror Films of 2020

I’ve written before how I used horror films to cope with the existential dread of the pandemic. Not only has watching people fight monsters and other evils made me fee a vicarious sense of control and triumph, but the practice has allowed me to really bathe in what has been…

Old School I-45 Plans Clashing with Modern Houstonians

Twenty years ago, there would have been little debate. Maybe a few people would have complained, but the Texas Department of Transportation would have simply paved them over, if you’ll excuse the metaphor. Expanding freeways is the business of TxDOT in Houston and, for as long as anyone can remember,…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Promising Young Woman

Title: Promising Young Woman Describe This Movie In One Army of Darkness Quote: SHEILA: You found beautiful once … Brief Plot Synopsis: Former med student victimizes deserving men. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 “Stars Are Blind” maxi-singles out of 5. Tagline: “Take her home and take your chances.” Better…

Best TV Shows of 2020

This was a year packed with great TV and it all couldn’t have come out during a better time than one in which almost everyone was stuck at home. From big franchise offerings to comedies and deeply personal dramas, this year provided so much memorable TV. This is a list…

Hearts of Animals Wishes You a Disaffected Christmas

Most Christmas albums are a waste of digital recording space used to massacre classics (looking at you Bon Jovi) or awkwardly cash in by gruesomely sewing holiday trappings on otherwise standard band fare (I see you Erasure). Hearts of Animals has done what few other bands have managed to accomplish…

NBA Postpones Rockets Opener Tonight Due to COVID-19

Well, that didn’t take long. The first game of the NBA season lost to COVID-19 just happened to be the first Rockets game of the season against the Oklahoma City Thunder at Toyota Center. The reason? The Rockets do not have enough players available. James Harden was deemed unavailable due…

Rockets Open Season: Six Thoughts

Despite the season ending in the fall, it feels like a long time since the Rockets were on the floor for meaningful games. This year, outside the bubble and with a slightly shortened season, you would think stability would be the key to success. It probably will be for teams…

The Art of the Perfect Christmas Stocking

For some people, the Christmas stocking portion of the holiday is merely an afterthought, something you throw a few candy bars in and call a day. I believe that the stocking is a chance to fully express how much you care for your loved ones in a variety of small…

The Stimulus Bill Screws Over Single Childless People

The recent COVID stimulus bill is expected to deliver $600 to Americans. I can just about pay my rent with that because I am married with a child and that adds up to $1,800 for the household. If you’re not, the government doesn’t seem to care about you as much…

Houston Concert Watch 12/23: Tennis, Rob Thomas and More

Typically, there isn’t much live music to enjoy during the week of Christmas. But in the age of COVID-19, when most artists are live-streaming performances rather than touring, there will be plenty of great shows worth watching — either with loved ones or as a reprieve from them. Here’s to…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Wonder Woman 1984

Title: Wonder Woman 1984 Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: LISA: [takes the monkey’s paw] I wish for world peace. HOMER: Lisa, that was very selfish of you! Brief Plot Synopsis: If wishes were horses, you couldn’t make them drink. Or something. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2…

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day Grocery Store Hours

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, even if that year is 2020. While most of us are scaling back our holiday celebrations this year and focusing on our nearest and dearest, there are still items on our checklists that may be overlooked. This year, however, it’s best to…

Check Out Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave

A popular COVID-era music meme asks the question, “You’re quarantined with the last band you saw live – who are your new roommates?” In my case, the answer is the Eagles and I admit, it’s kind of fun to imagine Joe Walsh schlepping around my kitchen in his robe and…

Deshaun Watson and Laremy Tunsil Named To Pro Bowl

Bill O’Brien was only the general manager, officially, of the Houston Texans for a little over a year or so, but in that time he made several trajectory-altering decisions for the franchise, most of them poor decisions. He traded DeAndre Hopkins and Jadeveon Clowney for 40 cents on the dollar…

The Mandalorian and the Cameo Crutch

Major Spoiler Ahead for The Mandalorian Season 2 Before we get into the meat of this article, let’s give a paragraph so as to not spoil the season finale of The Mandalorian in online preview texts. Did you know that Alan Dean Foster and other authors who have contributed to…

Loverboy Remembers Their First Kiss with Debut Reissue

When Loverboy’s self-titled debut came in in October 1980, the prevailing media format for music was the vinyl LP. But given what he saw shortly thereafter, guitarist Paul Dean probably didn’t expect that the Canadian rockers would be releasing Loverboy in a 40th anniversary edition on vinyl as well! The…

Always On My Mind: Favorite Show Of 2020

Remember live music? That feeling of being shoulder to shoulder with strangers all experiencing something together, sharing a moment that can never be recreated. As someone who used to seek out live music as often as possible, it is a feeling I miss tremendously. As 2020 began, just like many…

5 Most Disappointing Video Games of 2020

Before we get started, let’s be clear on something. Disappointing does not necessarily mean “bad.” In fact, some of the games in this list are quite good overall. It’s just that for one reason or another they failed to live up to their hype or let themselves get bogged down…

Todd Rundgren Plots Nationwide Clearly Human Tour…Virtually!

During the Age of Coronavirus, musicians have struggled to find the best way to get live music to fans across the world. Audiences have seen everything from blurry solo iPhone videos in living rooms to professional, multi-camera shot, full band concerts in empty theaters. But leave it to multimedia genius…

He Died Immersed In Music: The Tale of Tom Tarbox Kiersted

To casual observers and critics alike, punk was considered a flash-in-the-pan genre, just another degenerate subculture that would fade quicker than a searing, loud-as-hell album after turning off the electricity. Unfortunately for them, punk was more permanent and corrosive, like rust gnawing on the chrome empire of music. Thomas Tarbox…

NFL Week 15: Texans-Colts — Four Things To Watch For

For the most part, since the advent of the Bill O’Brien Era in 2014, the Houston Texans and the Indianapolis Colts have traveled roughly the same course year to year. In O’Brien’s opening season, the Colts went 11-5, while the Texans went 9-7 while improving by seven games over the…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: News Of The World

Title: News of the World Describe This Movie In One Mars Attacks! Quote: PRESIDENT DALE: Why can’t we work out our differences? Why can’t we work things out? Little people, why can’t we all just get along? Brief Plot Synopsis: Mainstream media tool hangs around with underage girl. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant…

Houston Holiday Gifts for Foodies

It’s getting down to the wire. Christmas Day is almost here and Hanukkah is almost over. If you’re still scrambling to find a perfect gift for the foodie who has everything, we have a list of local businesses that can ease the stress of holiday shopping. We know foodie is…

Year-End List: Albums You Might Have Missed

It goes without saying that 2020 has been a year we’d rather forget—an endless feedback loop of disappointment and disaster. It’s even further obvious that few have had a more difficult path navigating this mess than the countless number of musicians whose financial and creative livelihoods have been put on an indefinite halt, given their…

Denying Reality Is How Trumpists Pray

The last several weeks have been a wave of easily disproven nonsense that outclasses everything we have endured even in the last four years. As Donald Trump’s electoral loss becomes more and more officially certain, the conspiracy theories get louder. It’s even reached up to our own Attorney General Ken…

The Amazing 2020 Disappearing Act of Whitney Mercilus

We are coming up on the one year anniversary, in a couple weeks, of what may wind up being Bill O’Brien’s worst deal that didn’t involve DeAndre Hopkins. On December 28, 2019, the Houston Texans inked outside linebacker Whitney Mercilus to a four-year, $54 million contract, with around $28 million…

Six Great Non-Alcoholic Beers for Holiday Cheer

According to the Journal of the American Medical Association, Americans over 30 drank alcohol 14 percent more often this challenging year than in 2019. JAMA’s report on drinking during the COVID pandemic noted a 54 percent spike in national sales of alcohol one week late in March versus sales from…

Until We Meet Again: The Biggest Losses In Music of 2020

The year 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic have forced us all to say goodbye to many things; a stable routine, comfortably gathering with friends and family and of course, many beloved artists and pioneers in the music world. Locally Houston has also said goodbye to some live music staples with…

Rockets Biggest Offseason Acquisition: Enthusiasm

Former Rockets coach Mike D’Antoni often spoke of the Rockets needing to play with “great spirit.” It wasn’t the same as intensity, exactly. The Rockets, even at their worst, weren’t known as a team lacking in hard work. But, what they did seem to be, at times, was lethargic. The…

TCH’s Peter Hotez Throws Some Shade on Anti-Vaxxers

One of the greatest things to come out of the quarantine is judging people on Zoom calls by their bookshelves. In fact, there’s a whole Twitter account dedicated to it. Some people use their shelves to throw shade, and Houston’s own Dr. Peter Hotez went on The Rachel Maddow Show…

2020 Video Games of the Year

Gaming had a rough year in 2020. With many studios shutting down or delaying production on titles due to the COVID pandemic, as well as the ramp up to a new console generation launch, some loss in quantity and quality was to be expected. That said, we still got some…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Seafood Lunches and Sushi Tastings

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Monday, December 14 12 Bartenders of Christmas Highway Vodka Bartending Competition at Penny Whistle Pub Penny Whistle Pub, 1625 Richmond, will host a holiday “Chopped” style bartending competition featuring custom holiday cocktails infused with Highway Vodka. Beginning at 7 p.m., 12…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: I’m Your Woman

Title: I’m Your Woman Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: THE BE SHARPS: I’m telling you it’s mighty nice / Each trip’s a trip to paradise / With my baby on board Brief Plot Synopsis: Being married to the mob turns out to be less amusing than that one movie told us…

The Challenge on MTV Continues to Get Bigger, Bolder and Tougher

America’s 5th major sport — so dubbed by MTV — is back. MTV’s The Challenge, one of the longest-running reality shows on television, premiered its new season this week. This season, entitled “Double Agents” follows the show’s most-watched recent season which premiered in April of this year. The Challenge: Total Mayhem…

James Harden Not the First Rocket Star to Want Out

“You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are…

Streaming Concert Watch 11/9: Andrea Bocelli, Gorillaz and More

We’re just two weeks away from Christmas, guys. And right after that, 2020 will finally be over. Here’s hoping 2021 is significantly less eventful. Imogen Heap Live-Streaming – 9 December Since 1998’s I Megaphone, British singer-songwriter Imogen Heap has been a pioneer in the electropop genre. The London native began…

Jimi Hendrix’s Hawaiian “Adventure” Finally Explained

The music of Jimi Hendrix is often described as “fiery.” And one of his biggest hits was “Fire.” But the singer/guitarist probably never imagined that on July 30, 1970 he—along with drummer Mitch Mitchell and bassist Billy Cox—would be standing on an outdoor stage, on a cattle ranch, near the…

Most Popular 2020 News Stories in the Houston Press

In 2020, the year of the pandemic, it’s no surprise that many of our most-read news stories concerned COVID-19 and the political fallout from the virus. Even with the marches about the death of George Floyd and the national election for the presidency, the coronavirus question was there — should…

The Book of Chris Hillman and His Many Bands

Throughout his nearly 60-year career in music, he’s flown high as a Byrd and a Burrito Brother. He’s served as a Squirrel Barker and a Golden State Boy. He left the train depot in Manassas on his way out west to pick a Desert Rose. And he’s been rightfully lauded…

Where Can I Buy a Human Skull for Christmas?

Holiday shopping is always a drag, especially if the person you love wants a real human skull for Christmas. Why does he or she want it? Maybe it’s to be a memento mori reminding them to mask up and stay inside during a plague year. Maybe to build a really…

Most Popular 2020 Music Stories in the Houston Press

The pandemic dealt a crucial blow to music in Houston and around the world in 2020. As a review of this year’s most-read stories shows, readers were excited to read about and attend in-person performances right up until the time that COVID-19 shut everything down. In the following months, readers…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Christmas Chronicles 2

Title: The Christmas Chronicles 2 Describe This Movie In One Lethal Weapon Quote: EBENEZER SCROOGE: Tell me … what day is it? MR. JOSHUA: [shoots TV] Goddamn Christmas! Brief Plot Synopsis: Dark elf threatens mystical kingdom. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Thors from Adventures in Babysitting out of 5. Tagline: “The…

Houston Symphony Gets Festive With A Baroque Christmas

Houston Symphony is keeping the holiday traditions alive this year’s A Baroque Christmas, running Friday through Sunday at Jones Hall and via livestream.The program includes giants of the Baroque period, including great arias from Handel’s “Messiah” as well as Arcangelo Corelli’s “Christmas Concerto” and arias from Bach’s “Christmas Oratorio.”

NFL Week 13: Colts-Texans — Four Things To Watch For

Well, there is certainly one thing you can say about the Houston Texans’ 2020 season — it’s definitely not boring. Sure, the parts where they run the ball on 2nd and 10 for a gain of zero yards, THAT’S boring. Also, watching numerous players with blasted guaranteed contracts slog around…

The Outlaws Stage a German Showdown with Guitars Blazing

It was June 2, 1979 at Carter-Finley Stadium on the campus of North Carolina State University in Raleigh. Two young guitar slingers, Freddie (Salem, of the Outlaws) and Edward (Van Halen of, well, Van Halen) were having a beer backstage. Their respective groups were sharing a bill with Poco and…

Casino Mogul Adelson Hires Big-Time Texas Lobbyists

Gambling in Texas has never seemed more like a pipe dream, but the owner of the Las Vegas Sands casino, Sheldon Adelson, has spared no expense when it comes to hiring major lobbyists in the state. In a recent filing, the Las Vegas Sands Corporation listed ten lobbyists that Adelson…

Remembering Sampson, Ren Fest’s Amazingly Gentle Warhorse

As if 2020 wasn’t rough enough, one of the most beloved figures in the Texas Renaissance Festival, Sampson the Warhorse, died on Sunday, November 8 after nine years on the fair fairgrounds delighting visitors. He was 18-years-old. “I was so blessed to have him in my life,” says owner/trainer Angela…

Running the Banking Trainee Gauntlet in Industry From HBO

Industry follows a group of top graduates who are trying to establish themselves at Pierpoint, a banking firm in London. They all have their foot on the first rung of the corporate ladder ready to impress their superiors and hopefully leave a mark impactful enough to become a permanent hire…

Rockets Send Westbrook to Washington for Wall

For the third straight season, the Rockets will have a new point guard. On Wednesday, Houston shipped Russell Westbrook to the Washington Wizards for veteran guard John Wall and a protected (quite heavily in fact) first round draft pick. Much like the deal that brought Westbrook to Houston in exchange…

Peter Guralnick Gets Lost in Profiles of Musical Giants

Peter Guralnick didn’t set out to be a music journalist. The occupation didn’t really exist at the time when a combination of luck and bluster led the obsessive blues fan to interview a “rediscovered” Skip James in 1965 for a non-existent magazine assignment. His piece was eventually published, and it…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: The Tutu Turkey Sandwich and Holiday Lunch

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Antone’s Famous Po’ Boys, 4520 San Felipe, 2724 West TC Jester, 6618 Fannin, continues its “H-Town Originals” sandwich collaboration series with Tutu Turkey, available during the month of December. Former Houston Prima ballerina Lauren Anderson worked…

COVID Has Been Dangerous for an Alcoholic

As President-Elect Joe Biden prepares to take office, the question of whether America is going to go on a full lockdown to combat the out-of-control coronavirus pandemic is on everyone’s minds. If you have substance abuse problems, that prospect can feel very bleak considering how many coping mechanisms have been…

Houston Company Produces Insane Playhouses

When I was a kid, my idea of a rich person’s playhouse was someone who had two couches for maximum cushion fort possibilities. For those who have real dough to drop, though, the possibilities are literally endless thanks to one Houston company: Tiny Town Studios. A brief look through their…

Texas’s Police Watchdog Agency Gets Failing Grade In State Review

Texas’s Sunset Advisory Commission had some scathing words for the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement — the statewide agency responsible for licensing and overseeing all police officers and departments in the state — in a November report analyzing the agency’s effectiveness. According to the report, the Lone Star State’s top…

Houston Texans Release WR Kenny Stills

For all of the sketchy moves made by former head coach and general manager Bill O’Brien coming into the 2020 season, one aspect of the Houston Texans that was undeniable was that, for the first time in the O’Brien Era, they would have capable veteran depth at the wide receiver…

Five Reasons Channelizing Buffalo Bayou is a Bad Idea

As you may have read recently, the Army Corps of Engineers released its study on proposed changes to Buffalo Bayou and its upstream reservoirs in the wake of Hurricane Harvey and it was a stark reminder that we must remain hyper vigilant to keep plans like these from manifesting into…

Lighting the Fire of Revolution With The Good Lord Bird

The Good Lord Bird begins with the end of its story, with abolitionist John Brown awaiting his execution. After a failed raid at an Army weapons depot, he has been sentenced to hanging. He looks out into the crowd that has gathered below the gallows with his wild passionate eyes…

Capitol Records Promo Man on the Me Decade

Run-Out Groove: Inside Capitol’s 1980s Hits and Stiffs By Dave Morrell 271 pp. $12.99 Self-published, available on Amazon The fourth volume of music biz publicist/promo man Dave Morrell’s ongoing memoir charts his decade at the storied label’s New York offices. He was there during a crucial changing of the guard…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Where to Eat During Oyster Season

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: From Prestige Oysters’s Raz Halili, Pier 6 Seafood & Oyster House, 113 6th, is now open in San Leon. Celebrate oyster season with cold bivalves on-the-half-shell, roasted oysters smothered in things like parm and herb-shallot butter…

NFL Week 12: Texans-Lions — Four Things To Watch For

A win over the Patriots last Sunday sent the Texans into Thanksgiving week feeling good about their general direction, but with only a few days to get ready for the next contest, a Thanksgiving Day (actually, Thanksgiving MORNING, Houston time, 11:30 a.m. CT kickoff) game in Detroit to face the…

The West Loop to I-69 North Ramp is Open: Hallelujah!

One of the worst and most dangerous intersections in the state of Texas opened its first new segment on Monday as the new offramp from the West Loop to the northbound lanes of I-69 finally opened. That faint sound of cheering you heard was from drivers forced to endure this…

Robert Del Grande Creates Space for Hearty Meals and Music

This week, Houston Press is showcasing local food professionals who are also musicians. We asked how their culinary and music lives intersect and how those experiences ultimately make your dining experience a better one. Each shared what’s new at their establishments and reminded folks that Houston eateries are open and…

Thanksgiving Grocery Store Hours 2020

By now, most Houstonians have cemented their Thanksgiving plans. Some are opting for dinner with their pandemic pod while a few have made the decision to travel the roads or airways. Whatever the case, someone will forget the cranberry sauce or the marshmallows for the sweet potato casserole. We have…

Buffalo Bayou Offers Its Own Soundtrack Thanks To ROCO

ROCO has joined forces with Buffalo Bayou Partnership to provide a new experience along its banks. With “ROCO on Buffalo Bayou,” visitors can explore miles of trails lining the bayou to discover and scan QR codes posted at landmarks and public art works.

The Real School of Rock Beefs Up Its Curriculum

Jason Hanley, Ph.D., says he’s used to the reaction. As the VP of Education and Visitor Engagement at Cleveland’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum, he’s attended plenty of educational conferences and meetings to let teachers and school administrators know about Rock Hall EDU, the educational component of…

Houston Grand Opera Loses its Managing Director

Perryn Leech, the Houston Grand Opera managing director who so deftly helped steer the organization during the year it was booted from its Wortham Center home because of Hurricane Harvey floodwaters, will not be staying through to the end of the coronavirus pandemic. In an announcement made by HGO Chairman Allyn…

Rockets Draft/Free Agency Haul Brings Youth, Versatility

It was a tumultuous few weeks for new Rockets GM Raphael Stone. It included his hiring after the departure of Daryl Morey, the hiring of new coach Stephen Silas after Mike D’Antoni left the team, and the swirling of rumors that the team’s two stars, separately, want new homes. All…

Donald Trump Could Have Been Great

The night before the 2016 presidential election, I was thinking a lot about my favorite president, Chester A. Arthur. Like Donald Trump, Arthur was a thoroughly corrupt New York dandy who never should have even come close to the presidency. As head of the New York Customs House, he ran…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Fatman

Title: Fatman Describe This Movie In One Futurama Quote: ROBOT SANTA: Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile! Brief Plot Synopsis: Deck the halls with blood and haunches. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Chester A. Arthurs out of 5. Tagline: “‘Tis the season to get even.” Better Tagline:…

Houston Chamber Choir’s 2020-21 Season Finds ‘A Time To Sing’

The Grammy Award-winning Houston Chamber Choir, under the direction of Founder and Artistic Director Robert Simpson, announced its inspirational 2020-2021 virtual season, To Everything a Season. The Houston Chamber Choir kicks off November 22 and includes five custom, heartfelt concert videos created to remind audiences that even in difficult times like these, beauty and joy can be…

The Third Day: An Experiment in Filmmaking

You have probably never seen a show like The Third Day. The British-American drama is a co-production between HBO and its overseas counterparts, one following other successful collaborations including the critically acclaimed series I May Destroy You which premiered early this year. HBO is synonymous with “prestige TV” – their reputation…

Doc Hails the Return Of the True King (Sorry, Elvis!)

Usually, when a documentarian is prepping his film, it’s a bonus to have the subject not only still alive, but willing to participate. However, when that subject is the notoriously difficult rock and roll pioneer Chuck Berry, all bets are off. Especially given how Rolling Stone Keith Richards said of…

Army Corps Needs a Do Over on the Buffalo Bayou Plan

The Army Corps of Engineers recently released plans for altering Buffalo Bayou as a means of decreasing flooding — deadline for comment ends this week — has certainly stirred up emotions among Houstonians and with good reason. The plan is an unmitigated disaster that would absolutely decimate the bayou and…

Thanksgiving in the Time of COVID

The year 2020 has not been an easy one. What began as a nightly news story about a virus in Wuhan, China became a crushing pandemic that so far has claimed over a million lives worldwide and nearly 250,000 Americans. It has destroyed families financially, mentally and emotionally. It was…

Five Problems Facing the Rockets This Offseason

Houston sports keeps getting weirder. Whether it’s Jeff Luhnow suing the Astros or George Springer opting for free agency or Jack Easterby running amok with the Texans, it always seems to be something. Did we mention the rumors J.J. Watt won’t be back next season? That brings us to the…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Freaky

Title: Freaky Describe This Movie In One All of Me Quote: EDWINA: Shall I tap? ROGER: Yes. EDWINA: Tap … tap. ROGER: Thank you. Brief Plot Synopsis: Serial killer and high school misfit swap bodies. Arterial spray ensues. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 packs of Southwest Airlines peanuts…

Houston Texans Fire VP of Communications Amy Palcic

In a move that was stunning to those who work with her on a routine basis, Amy Palcic was fired on Wednesday from her role as Vice President of Communications for the Houston Texans. As first reported by Adam Schefter of ESPN.com, sources close to the situation said the organization…

4 Hard Truths the Democrats Have to Face About the Election

While the election of Joe Biden to the presidency is a call for celebration after four years of corruption, lies, and incompetency, the Democratic Party got some rude awakenings this cycle. The left just wouldn’t be the left if we didn’t immediately pick our scabs and drop them into our…

Farewell, Disco Kroger

At roughly 10 a.m. on a regular old weekday, I was walking the main aisle of the Kroger on Montrose Boulevard. I popped across the street, as I did most days, from the building that used to have a nightclub on the roof (RIP Cody’s) where I worked. I was…

Jeff Luhnow Needs to Give It Up Already

As we have born witness to a barrage of threatened and real lawsuits from the highest office in the country after a different candidate was elected to replace the current sitting president, there was another suit filed here in Houston that hit a bit closer to home. Jeff Luhnow, the…

Top 5 Ways Biden Can Reverse Trump On Climate Change

It’s no secret that Donald Trump isn’t exactly a tree-hugging environmentalist. Far from it — During Trump’s administration, the United States has pulled out of the biggest international agreement to fight climate change, rolled back regulations on emissions of harmful gases into the atmosphere and has taken down guardrails put…

Who Gets the Blame For Texans Slow Starts In Games?

Lost in the Texans’ 2-6 disaster of a season is one of the oddest statistical paradoxes of my sports watching life, and it’s the fact that Deshaun Watson is having, statistically, the best season of his career. At the very least, these last four games (coincidentally, the four games since…

Houston Concert Watch 11/11: Metallica, Yungblud and More

Good morning, Houston. The election has been called, but unsurprisingly the results have been questioned. At least the local elections went off without a hitch. This week’s forecast calls for highs in the low 80s and plenty of sunshine, so do yourself a favor and spend some time outside. While…

Joe Biden: Our First Unashamedly Disabled President

One of the most emotional moments of the 2020 election cycle came during the Democratic National Convention. Amid all the stars and political bigwigs was 13-year-old Brayden Harrington, who in an emotional video talked about how President-Elect Joe Biden had shared tips with him on dealing with his stutter. The…

Jeff Porcaro: Of Timing and Tom-Toms

Jeff Porcaro: It’s About Time – The Man and His Music By Robyn Flans 241 pp. $24.99 Hudson Music With all due respect to Kevin Bacon, in terms of Classic Rock challenge games, a good one would be “Six Degrees of Jeff Porcaro.” Just a partial list of the artists…

Houston Texans To Get COVID-19 List Players Back For Week 10

For the first time all year, the Houston Texans were forced to deal with massive roster attrition on Sunday against the Jacksonville Jaguars. They went into the game with four players unable to travel due to COVID reasons, with guard Max Scharping and linebacker Jacob Martin having tested positive, and…

Fargo Season 4, Gives Us a Crime Story About America and Race

Fargo Season 4 is ambitious. It is a crime story that has big ideas about the American dream. Set in 1950s Kansas City, the series pits an Italian crime family the Faddas against a rival black crime family the Cannons. Both families are seeking legitimacy while consolidating their power as…

Steppenwolf’s John Kay Takes a Musical Turn for Solo Virtual Concert

John Kay’s voice is one of classic rock’s most distinctive. As the lead singer/rhythm guitarist for Steppenwolf, his gravelly, powerful tone drives their best known songs like “Magic Carpet Ride,” “Rock Me,” “Hey Lawdy Mama” and of course, signature tune “Born to Be Wild.” As the sole original member left,…

Twilight: Los Angeles, 1992 Makes Streaming Theater Magic

It’s Director Malinda L. Beckham’s voice we hear on the screen prior to the opening of Dirt Dog Theatre Co’s production of Twilight: Los Angeles, 1992, Anne Deveare Smith’s docu-play about the victims and participants of the LA riots. Welcome to this important piece of cinematic theater, Beckham says greeting…

Don Giovanni al fresco at Moores Opera Center

Sing Hosanna and Jubilate, there is praise to be given. The first live performance of an opera in Houston since COVID-19 locked down every theater in town, which has cursed us for nine months and counting, is happening at the University of Houston Moores Opera Center with a strongly sung…

GAME OVER: Biden Beats Trump, Even Fox News Agrees

On Saturday, former Vice President Joe Biden was finally projected by the Associated Press and all major media outlets as the winner of the 2020 presidential election following over three long days of vote counting, beating out President Donald Trump after a contentious, bruising campaign during one of the most…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Let Him Go

Title: Let Him Go Describe This Movie In One Ransom Quote: TOM MULLEN: Give me back my [grand]son! Brief Plot Synopsis: Alternative universe Ma and Pa Kent face off against Earth’s most terrifying villains: rednecks. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Wee-Beys out of 5. Tagline: “Fight for family.” Better…

NFL, Week 9: Texans-Jaguars — Four Things To Watch For

As we outlined earlier this week, the Houston Texans were largely inactive at the trade deadline. Running into the fray behind Cal McNair’s shield of optimism, the Texans are attacking the second half of the season with largely the same group that got them to 1-6 to start this season…

Houston Grand Opera Cancels Rest of 2020-21 Mainstage Season

It will now be the fall of 2021 before Houston’s opera fans are able to see live performances of Houston Grand Opera. The news, which arrived this week and while not totally unexpected since any number of local venues and arts organizations have been making similar push-back-the-season announcements as the…

The Metal God Confesses Everything. And He Means Everything

Confess: The Autobiography By Rob Halford 368 pp. $30 Hachette Books For much of the 1970’s and ‘80s, even as he was fronting Judas Priest, one of the most popular, loved, and revered heavy metal bands of all time, lead singer Rob Halford was scared shitless. Scared that if the…

Zing Go The Strings With Houston Symphony’s ‘From Folk To Film’

Houston Symphony will present “American Strings: From Folk to Film” from November 20 – 22. The exciting program spotlights all-American composers who helped shape the country’s musical landscape pertaining to popular music. Principal POPS Conductor Steven Reineke will lead the world-class all-string section of the orchestra.

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Caviar Service and Savory Pho Cocktails

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Chef Manabu “Hori” Horiuchi has officially launched caviar service at Kata Robata, 3600 Kirby, serving Kaluga caviar with salmon skin “chips” and cauliflower mousse ($75). It’s a combination he first served as an omakase course, and…

The Raw Rock of Michael Des Barres

With 50 years in the music business, singer Michael Des Barres certainly counts as rock royalty. But he’s also actual royalty, as in the 26th Marquis Des Barres of France—though his childhood was anything but a soft ride on a royal horse-drawn coach. “My father was a Marquis, but he…

Six Offseason Notes in the Astros Early Offseason

The hot stove league is promising to be a rather complicated one for Major League Baseball. In a pandemic-shortened season, revenues were down dramatically and there is still uncertainty about the 2021 season with no guarantees of a vaccine in time for spring training. For the Astros, financial uncertainties mirror…

The Fight is On In The Queen’s Gambit

It may be a surprise that a show about chess has become one of Netflix’s most-streamed shows of the past couple of weeks. But it shouldn’t be — not when it is filled with standout performances and its chess competitions play out like boxing matches. The Queen’s Gambit is Netflix’s…

Cornyn and Crenshaw Win Quick as Trump Takes Texas

While the presidential race remained too close to call in the nation’s Electoral College Wednesday morning, victors were crowned before midnight (in some cases, well before) in the races for Texas Senate and U.S. House seats in Texas Congressional Districts 2, 7 and 22 .

Harris County Democrats Do Well in Down Ballot Races

Whatever happens in the presidential race, Harris County’s Democrats needn’t have worried about voters paying attention to the down ballot spots. Even without straight-ticket voting, turnout for local down ballot races still exceeded 1.3 million, with Democrats winning several races.

Harris County Democrats’ HQ Vandalized On Eve of Election

The Harris County Democratic Party discovered on the eve of Election Day that its offices had been targeted by vandals over the weekend, according to a Monday announcement from the local party. In addition to filling the building’s locks with Super Glue, the criminals scrawled “ELECTIONS NO, REVOLUTION YES” and…

Return to Marais and Normalcy

My family and I have rarely gone out to restaurants since the pandemic began. My husband and I have braved a favorite Mexican restaurant for margaritas a couple of times and the tasting menu at Brennan’s for our anniversary. Still, we hadn’t gone out to dinner with friends for the…

The Big Cautionary Tale In a Possible J.J. Watt Trade

As we all wake up on the Monday morning following the Texans’ bye week, here is where the trade market sits with the NFL and the Texans, according to Jason La Canfora of CBSSports.com: Dealing superstar defender JJ Watt remains unlikely, sources said, though many other front office executives believe…

Baby Yoda is Back Starting Today in Season 2 of The Mandalorian

Season 2 of The Mandalorian starts today with our titular hero (played by Pedro Pascal) and his companion, the wildly popular Baby Yoda, in a familiar scenario. The pair have arrived at a destination seeking information on the location of a lost member of Mando’s clan. Our hero navigates this…

Benjy’s Turns Local, K&Z Buffalo Speedway Closes

Benjy’s, 2424 Dunstan, closed back in March after the pandemic restrictions were instituted regarding restaurant dining. Benjy Levit’s last location of his eponymous restaurant will not reopen. Instead, the space is being transformed into a Local Foods and Local Foods Market, another of Levit’s concepts. It is expected to open…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Come Play

Title: Come Play Describe This Movie In One Carly Rae Jepsen Quote: CRJ: Is this too much? Brief Plot Synopsis: Needy monster meets special needs kid. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 unwanted phone calls out of 5. Tagline: “He’s good at taking friends.” Better Tagline: “iBabadook” Not So Brief Plot…

Bird Flies Again…But Hopes to Land in Some New Nests

Today, their names are among the highest of jazz titans, familiar even generations after they laid down their most famous work: Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, Bud Powell, Max Roach, and Charlie Parker. But it’s easy to forget that when these jazz men first started playing the new strain of bebop…

Exclusive Video Premiere: Easter Island’s “Sea Change”

As one of the hardest and most bizarre years in a generation limps slowly to a close under a dreary, cold rain, Athens, Georgia band Easter Island finds its members scattered to the winds with no stage to bring their music to an audience. Keyboardist Asher Payne landed himself in…

Rockets to Hire Stephen Silas as New Coach

According to multiple reports, the Rockets will hire Dallas Mavericks assistant Stephen Silas as the team’s new head coach after reaching an agreement on Wednesday. Silas will replace Mike D’Antoni, who decided not to return after the season, as the teams 15th head coach. Other candidates for the job included…

Night Cobra Strikes Fast with In Praise of the Shadow

Supergroup. It’s a hot potato music term because it’s tossed around loosely and it shifts a band’s focus from making incredible music to juggling high expectations. Christian Larson knows some people might consider his latest project, Night Cobra, a supergroup. But, he said, the reasons the band formed have kept…

Four Potential Trade Destinations For J.J. Watt

There are many different ways to process this horrific Houston Texans 2020 season. Some folks are confused. After all, we have Deshaun Watson, and the team is relatively healthy. How can this happen? Some folks are sad. Damn, it’s a pandemic, can we please have some joy? Some have likely checked…

Which Houston Texans Are Possible Trade Deadline Assets?

The Houston Texans fell to 1-6 on the season this past Sunday, and anyone with a rooting interest in the team must now face the harsh reality that (barring a miraculous winning streak) what happens between now and the trade deadline, and what happens in interviews with prospective new head…

Strict Union Rule Leaves Many Houston Theaters Scrambling

What if measures taken to protect you have the effect of harming at the same time? It’s a question being considered by the actors and theaters represented by Actors’ Equity (AEA), the American labor union representing the world of live theatrical performance. Thanks to COVID, the union that normally fights…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Halloween and the Day of the Dead

Throughout these trying times, the ever-strong Houston food community continues to truck on. This week, you can support local restaurants by carrying out or making reservations for dine-in service, check out Halloween and Dia de los Muertos celebrations, score voters perks from free margs to dining discounts and more. Here’s…

Peter Frampton Shows Readers the Way in His Autobiography

Do You Feel Like I Do?: A Memoir By Peter Frampton with Alan Light 352 pp. $28 Hachette Books If rock star careers were measured in terms of their level of roller coaster-ness, then Peter Frampton’s would be a ride on (shout out to Astroworld) the Texas Cyclone, Greezed Lightnin’,…

Opera Tweets: Vinkensport with Houston Grand Opera

In this never-ending pandemic with its restrictive social distancing edicts, there is hope. Who would have thought that the most promising spot would be the opera house? I turn your attention and your clicks to Houston Grand Opera’s digital production, in association with Austin Opera, of composer David T. Little…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Title: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Describe This Movie In One Plan 9 from Outer Space Quote: EROS: It’s because of men like you that all must be destroyed. Brief Plot Synopsis: Stupid journalist brings daughter to America, old…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Synchronic

Title: Synchronic Describe This Movie In One Back to the Future Quote: DOC BROWN: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit. Brief Plot Synopsis: Past is prologue, and pernicious. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 golfing Boon and…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Witches

Title: The Witches Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: GEORGE: Hello, I’m George Cauldron. Is Suzanne ready yet? HOMER: Almost, just give her another 20 minutes. [turns oven to high] GEORGE: But the concert’s at eight. Brief Plot Synopsis: Witches get stitches. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2…

From Boom to Bust? The Future of Houston Sports

It felt like we were living in the golden age of Houston sports. The Astros, coming off a World Series (yeah, we know) looked like perennial contenders. The Rockets were embarking on what would be their best regular season ever and a near miss at a championship. The Texans rolled…

Video Premiere: Opie Hendrix “I Still Sing”

Even though finding an audience these days can be rough, Opie Hendrix is reminding us all that he still sings. The Houston based artist recently released Unhappy People, his fifth studio album, and has taken advantage of his “layoff” during the pandemic to focus on releasing videos from his latest…

Bob Gruen’s Life Through the Lens of Rock and Roll

While their names are often known only to music nerds and credit line readers, the iconic images taken by A-list Classic Rock and Roll Photographers are familiar from hundreds of record covers, T-shirts, posters, and prints which now can be seen in high-end galleries. This small club includes shutterbugs like…

Trump vs. Biden: Even More Food and Drink Specials

Election Day is a couple of weeks away. Some of us are pumped up with civic pride while others are worn out from the news overkill that has colored our world for the past year. The coronavirus pandemic, economic shutdown, record wildfires, an exceptionally busy hurricane season and arguments with…

Broadway at the Hobby Announces More Delays in Season Opening

Once again, citing the continuing pandemic and the need to ensure safe surroundings for audiences as well as their own personnel, Broadway at the Hobby announced Tuesday it is postponing and in some cases canceling its shows planned for January through March 2021. The reconfigured schedule includes the following postponements/cancellations:…

Joel Sandel on Why Now Was the Perfect Time to Re-Stage RFK

When Main Street Theater began casting about for one-person shows that would more easily fit into the restrictions caused by a pandemic, veteran Houston actor Joel Sandel immediately thought of RFK and the title role he’d played in it in 2016. “We did RFK last time during the last presidential…

HISD Closes 16 Schools Where COVID-19 Detected

Well this was probably not what Interim Superintendent Grenita Lathan and her administration wanted to see as on just Day 2 of in-person classes, the Houston ISD has announced it is temporarily closing 16 campuses  where the coronavirus has been detected or is presumed to have arrived. The schools that…

Satellite Bar Makes Final Push To Stay Open

With basically all music venues and theaters across the nation in dire straits and few organized attempts to secure them the help that they need, small venues are taking matters into their own hands to stay afloat. Houston’s Satellite Bar is the latest independent music venue asking for a little…

Your Contactless Houston Halloween Fun Guide

Because of COVID, this year I plan to spend Halloween trapped in my house, afraid to venture out lest unseen forces come out of the darkness to kill me. I’ve got to tell you; it’s really helping me connect with my Irish roots! There’s not much practical difference between a…

Choose One: Carol’s Vinyl Picks a Tom Petty Favorite

Tom Petty fans everywhere will be noting and celebrating what would have been the late rock icon’s 70th birthday today. Listeners across the globe will dial up their favorites from more than a dozen studio albums the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame singer/songwriter shared before his untimely passing in…

HISD Starts In-Person Classes As 13,000 Students Still Unaccounted For

On Monday, Houston Independent School District’s Interim Superintendent Grenita Lathan was joined by Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner and other local lawmakers to celebrate the district’s first day of in-person classes amid the coronavirus pandemic after six weeks of online-only learning. Lathan’s 10:30 a.m. press conference — held at Highland Heights…

Stevie Nicks Sprinkles Some 24K Gold Dust in Concert Film

In rankings of a distinctive image and self-awareness as a rock star, Stevie Nicks skews toward the top of the list. For decades, she’s cultivated a persona of a mystical sorceress in both her music and lyrics as well as stage presence. Hell, her signature song “Rhiannon” is about a…

Canoe Chronicles: Knee Deep in Buffalo Bayou

This is part four of an ongoing series of posts about my purchase of a canoe during the pandemic. It was a beautiful, if warm, late Saturday morning and I was standing knee deep in Buffalo Bayou. Above me, cars were whizzing by on the West Loop with no idea…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Veg Out With Tacos A Go Go

Throughout these trying times, the ever-strong Houston food community continues to truck on. This week, you can support local restaurants by carrying out or making reservations for dine-in service, veg out on Taco Tuesday, and eat schnitzel for charity. Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Tuesday, October…

Houston Religious Leaders Present Some Saving Faith Guidelines

Twenty-five percent capacity. Pre-registration for attendees. Wearing masks throughout the service. No hymnals or prayer books in the pews. No shared audio visual equipment. Social distancing. Constant cleaning of surfaces. And although the guidelines didn’t specifically say so, shared communion cups are probably not a great idea right now. Before…

Chris Shepherd Tests Positive for Coronavirus

Houston’s much loved and respected chef, Chris Shepherd, announced in an Instagram post Thursday that he has tested positive for the coronavirus. Shepherd, who operates a number of restaurants in Houston under the Underbelly Hospitality umbrella including UB Preserv, Georgia James, Hay Merchant and One Fifth, is known almost as…

NFL Week 6: Texans-Titans — Four Things To Watch For

The Houston Texans and the Tennessee Titans face off this Sunday in a matchup of two teams whose last couple weeks have been disrupted in completely opposite ways. The Texans’ season took a turn for the better, after an 0-4, when they decided to cut Bill O’Brien loose as head…

Daryl Morey Stepping Down as Rockets GM

According to reports, Daryl Morey’s decade-long tenure with the Houston Rockets is coming to a close. Morey will step down as the team’s general manager effective immediately and the team will promote Rafael Stone to the GM position. Stone will become the tenth black NBA executive to hold the title of…

Astros Enter Game Five Down 3-1: Four Things to Watch

The Astros clawed their way to a win, looking more like the resilient team we were used to on Wednesday night. The bats came to life (somewhat) and Dusty Baker gave Zack Greinke the opportunity to work out of a jam, and he did. It was the kind of performance…

The Four Prongs of Bill O’Brien’s Complex Legacy

When we eventually have the stomach to look back on the Bill O’Brien Era here in Houston, I think it will be viewed as one of the more remarkable (not really in a good way) progressions of an individual hoarding power within an organization in NFL history. It will be…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Late-Night Eats at UPB After Dark

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: UB Preserv, 1609 Westheimer, is launching its UBP After Dark today, providing late-night food and drinks to post-shift restaurant industry workers and anyone else who wants something tasty after 10 p.m. The limited menu will run…

Dave Mason Strives to Be Alone Together…Again!

During the current pandemic, there probably aren’t a whole lot of new rock bands forming around the country—much less one whose lineup consists solely of current or about-to-be-inducted Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members. Unfortunately, for Dave Mason and the Quarantines, the scope of their entire career will probably…

Astros on the Brink, Down 0-3: Four Thoughts

The Astros came within one game of heading home for the offseason after losing to the Tampa Bay Rays 5-2 Tuesday night in San Diego. It was yet another frustrating game with unforced errors and difficulty putting runs on the board. Their two runs came on solo home runs from…

It’s The Meat In the Middle That Gives Oh My God Its Sizzle

God walks into a psychologist’s office, angry, dejected, and seeking therapy. Not a bad premise for a two-hander, but what do you do with it? Serious thinky/talkie? Absurdist exploration? Dark comedy? In Oh My God, Israeli playwright Anat Gov, appears to be grasping at all three treatments without the moves…

HGO Has Fun With a Comic Opera Based on Vinkensport. Say What?

Hear the word “Belgian” and where does your mind go to? Belgian ale? Hercule Poirot? Belgian horses? Belgian chocolate? How about the Belgian sport of professional finch calling? No really, there is such a thing. And it provides the basis for Houston Grand Opera’s next virtual venture: Vinkensport, or The…

Brave New World: Training to be a Doctor in the Age of COVID-19

Baylor Med student David Vien is working in an emergency room in Houston’s Texas Medical Center. It’s March 2020 and across the country from New York City to Seattle, the threat of COVID-19 is finally becoming real to millions of Americans. The Houston area’s first case has been discovered in…

Astros Go Down in 0-2 Hole in ALCS — Four Thoughts

The Astros have out-hit the Tampa Bay Rays 19-10 in the first two games of the American League Championship Series. Unfortunately, they’ve only managed three runs to the Rays six. Monday afternoon’s Game 2 felt like a carbon copy of Game 1 with the Astros shooting themselves in the foot…

Astros Fall in Game One of ALCS 2-1: Four Thoughts

The Astros were playing only a few hours south of where they faced off against the A’s in the American League Division Series, but the feel was quite different. After averaging three home runs and eight runs per game during the ALDS, they moved on to San Diego’s Petco Park…

Garage Rock Fans Get a Double Whammy on Record Store Day

If film icon Indiana Jones is…well…the Indiana Jones of finding lost or undiscovered archeological artifacts from far-flung locales, then Alec Palao is the Indiana Jones of Music. Just picture him: Headphones in place on top of his cranium instead of a battered fedora as he sifts through dusty, forgotten boxes…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The War With Grandpa

Title: The War with Grandpa Describe This Movie In One Mr. Show with Bob and David Quote: BOB: Fifty-four percent … 1982 … rump roast? It all makes sense! The oldies are not goodies! Brief Plot Synopsis: The Boomer vs GenZ conflict gets physical. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The…

NFL Week 5: Jaguars-Texans — Four Things To Watch For

This time last week, the winless Houston Texans were heading into a home game against the winless Minnesota Vikings. For the first time all season, fans would be allowed in NRG Stadium. Try as they might, the Texans still couldn’t come out on top, and as we’ve learned in the…

The Sweet Soul (and Rock…and Gospel…) of Memphis

Memphis Mayhem: A Story of the Music That Shook the World By David A. Less 232 pp. $16.95 ECW Press While the first part of its title is more reminiscent of a true crime book, it’s actually a lightning-quick, fast-paced, tour through a city that at one time in the…

New Book Tells How Rock and Roll Came Home to Cleveland

The House That Rock Built: How It Took Time, Money, Music Moguls, Corporate Types, Politicians, Media, Artists, and Fans to Bring the Rock Hall to ClevelandBy Norm N. Nite with Tom Feran 176 pp. $28 Kent State University Press For those who’ve never made the pilgrimage to the great glass…

Astros Take 2-0 Lead Over A’s in ALDS: Four Thoughts

The Astros leapt out to a two-game-to-nothing lead over the Oakland A’s in their best-of-five American League Division Series Tuesday in a 5-2 game leaving them just one win away from another trip back to the American League Championship Series. The bats broke out once again with three home runs…

Texan Players React On Twitter to Bill O’Brien Firing

The year 2020 is a beautiful time if you’re into reacting not only to big news, but also reacting to the reactions of big news. I know, real multilayered stuff, right? But social media has given us that platform, several platforms really, to sound off with our own opinions, and…

Streaming Concert Watch 10/7: Joseph, Pitbull and More

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has finally come. Last week – shortly after our weekly concert watch had already been published – White Oak Music Hall announced two upcoming outdoor, socially-distanced “GRID” concerts: Austin native Alejandro Rose-Garcia, better known by his stage name Shakey Graves, and Jaimaican-American EDM trio Major…

Astros Take Game 1 of ALDS 10-5: Four Thoughts

The Astros exploded for 10 runs, beating the A’s in Monday’s Game 1 of the American League Division Series in Los Angeles. Lance McCullers, Jr. struggled as the starter, but the Astros bullpen bested the A’s allowing no hits in five innings while the bats came to life and roughed…

Houston Texans Fire Head Coach Bill O’Brien

The Houston Texans have started the 2020 regular season with four straight losses. They are 0-4. In the history of the NFL, there has been exactly ONE franchise to start a season 0-4 and go on to make the playoffs. (In case you get into bar trivia duels, that one…

Three Killed, One Injured in Building Collapse of Soon-to-be Marathon Oil HQ

The construction site of the new Marathon Oil headquarters in Memorial partially collapsed early Monday afternoon, killing three construction workers and injuring one, according to the Houston Fire Department. All 240 construction workers are believed to be accounted for after the building’s stairwell collapsed. The identities of the victims are…

New Ways of Seeing the Music We Can’t Stand Hearing

Maria Ferrero loves music and she loves it ear-splittingly, bone-rattlingly, face-meltingly loud. She’s so hellbent on going to 11 she’s devoted her career to it as president and CEO of Adrenaline PR. Her New Jersey-based public relations firm specializes in promoting heavy metal acts like Lamb of God and Motorhead,…

Porn Viewing Was So Big During the First Presidential Debate

Warning: Most of the links in this story lead to porn. There will be many sex puns. Who won the presidential debate Tuesday night between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden? Numbers suggest that would be frustrated masturbators and the fine people who cater to their needs…

Astros Sweep Twins, Move on to ALDS: Four Thoughts

With few expectations following a generally rough season that just happened to coincide with the weirdest year in MLB history, the Astros waltzed into Minnesota and swept the team with the best home record in baseball. It’s surprising and then some because a) the Astros weren’t favored and b) they…

TEA Investigation Slams HISD’s Special Ed Operations

Calling the way Houston ISD provides services to disabled students a “historical failure,” the Texas Education Agency Tuesday released the results of its 11-month investigation into the district. Harsh in its criticism of HISD, a special investigation unit of the EA concluded that a state conservator should be appointed to…

Astros Edge Twins in Game One: Four Thoughts

The Astros limped into the playoffs, one of only two teams in history to make the postseason with a losing record in Major League Baseball history. They faced a team in the Twins with one of the best pitching staffs in the majors and a power hitting lineup at home…

Streaming Concert Watch 9/30: Corey Taylor, Becky G and More

Yesterday, the Minnesota Vikings – a winless football team that is scheduled to play the winless Houston Texans this weekend – announced that some of its players and staff had tested positive for COVID-19. We didn’t think either team’s season could get any worse, but here we are. At press…

Texans Open NRG Stadium to 13,300 Fans Starting Sunday

After opening their season in an empty arena, the Houston Texans announced Monday afternoon that a limited number of fans will be able to attend Texans home games at NRG Stadium for the rest of the season. Starting with this Sunday’s game against the Minnesota Vikings, up to 13,300 fans…

Four Thoughts On Houston Astros’ Upcoming Postseason

For the fourth straight season, the Houston Astros will be part of baseball’s postseason, but to say that this one feels different than the previous three is like saying a box lunch feels different than your three favorite high end steakhouses. In 2017, the Astros went into the postseason with…

Drama Squad Brings The Show To You

What did actors do in Elizabethan times when the plague hit and Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre was closed? Not like they could stream their work online or invite audiences to a Zoom show. Highly unlikely they were sitting at home baking banana bread. This is what Co-Founder and Artistic Director of…

Free Radicals Keep The Fight Funky With White Power Outage

No one could have predicted the mess that has become 2020 but when listening to the Free Radicals’ latest album, White Power Outage Volume 1, people might think the band and all of its collaborators had a crystal ball. “We just really took our time,” says founding member Nick Cooper…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Enola Holmes

Title: Enola Holmes Describe This Movie In One Bowling For Soup Lyric: BFS: I got beat up by a girl with the right hook/Straight out of Rocky/Tyson’s got nothing/Or maybe she got lucky Brief Plot Synopsis: Teenage girl improbably gets along well with her mother. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The…

Openings and Closings: Ostia Debuts, Xochi Returns

Ostia, 2032 Dunlavy, opens for dinner September 25 with its lunch service set to launch October 1. The New American restaurant is a highly anticipated venture from executive chef/owner Travis McShane, a Houston native who has spent more than a decade earning his stripes with renowned chef and restaurateur, Jonathan…

NFL Week 3: Texans-Steelers — Four Things To Watch For

Downtrodden. Beleaguered. Mystified. Frustrated. These are all words that could be sued to describe Bill O’Brien at his press conferences this week, and they’re all words that could be used to describe any random Texans fan you walk up to on the street and ask “Hey, how ya doin’?” That’s…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Behold the “Big Tex” Burger

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Rodeo Goat Ice House, 2105 Dallas, will be paying homage to the State Fair of Texas with an over-the-top burger creation available now through October 5. The “Big Tex” burger features a 44 Farms all beef…

Four Teams That Might Steal George Springer This Offseason

This past Sunday, the Astros beat the Diamondbacks in what, on the scoreboard and in the standings, looks like a fairly innocuous, insignificant game. The Astros were already a near lock for the postseason before the weekend started, and at this point, they’re probably more worried about keeping (and getting)…

Houston Gets Dumped On Again

So the coastal areas were supposed to be hard hit by Tropical Storm Beta but inland would be pretty much OK. And the rain was to move away from the southwest parts of Houston and the harder hit suburbs in Missouri City and Pearland on Tuesday night and move to…

Gordon’s (Still) Alive: Flash At 40

Who can say what makes a movie great? The AFI and similar organizations release periodic rankings with the usual suspects (Citizen Kane, Citizen Kane II: The Wrath of Kane), while online contingents continue their campaigns to elevate Megaforce to relevance. The common thread to most of these choices? Scope. Whether we’re…

Streets and Highways Flood Across Houston [UPDATED]

Tropical Storm Beta has been pouring down rain across the Houston area since Monday night, and its rain bands will continue to cause potentially heavy rainfall for at least the next 24 hours as Beta moves east at about 2 miles per hour. “They’re dropping water, sometimes 2 to 3…

If Verlander’s Astro Career is Over, It Was a Success

On Saturday, Justin Verlander revealed on Instagram that he would need to undergo Tommy John surgery on his pitching arm. After what had seemed to be a successful and speedy recovery from a forearm strain early in the season, he felt discomfort throwing in a simulated game that will require…

Perryn Leech on How HGO Plans to Pivot to Outlast the Plague

Houston Grand Opera is transforming from a company that put immense effort into its planning process, determining its seasons five years in advance or more and engaging performers years before they would ever take the stage. Now, as Managing Director Perryn Leech puts it, they are all into pivoting. Pivoting…

Very Complicated Forecast for Tropical Depression 22

As we get closer to the end of September, the threats to the Texas coastline from hurricanes gradually diminish. This is thanks to the eventual steady line of cool and cold fronts that begin pushing through the state. But, as if we needed any evidence we aren’t there yet, we…

Happy Birthday, Emily Remler, Jazz Guitarist

Compile a list of jazz giants and it’s sure to be overwhelmingly male in nature. The genre is so gender lopsided it’s literally populated with Dukes and Counts. And, if you relegate your list to instrumentalists only, omitting the world’s great female jazz vocalists like Ella Fitzgerald or Billie Holiday,…

ROCO, Again, Moves The Needle Forward During 16th Season

On the eve of ROCO’s 16th season, which kicks off via live stream on September 26, the orchestra announced it will make its performance free and available via livestream. Adding to the excitement, the organization recently earned accolades for its diversity of programming.

Rockets Offseason: Daryl Morey Will Remain as Team’s GM

Now that the Rockets are a few days removed from both a disappointing end to their time in the NBA bubble and the loss of their coach, Mike D’Antoni, who chose to head into free agency elsewhere, the offseason is fully upon the Houston franchise and owner Tilman Fertitta. That…

Streaming Concert Watch 9/16: Alicia Keys, Sheryl Crow and More

Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo recently said Harris County’s COVID-19 threat level could be lowered from red (stay home) to orange (minimize all contact) in a matter of days. Doesn’t sound like much of a win but these days, we’ll take any good news regarding the novel coronavirus. Unfortunately, there…

It’s Not Actually Illegal to Collect Rainwater

It’s a weirdly prevalent meme from both hippies and libertarians that the government is walking around keeping people from collecting rainwater. Hang around anti-government malcontents long enough on social media and one of them will eventually make a joke based on the idea that collecting rainwater is stupidly illegal. Even…

Squirrel Nut Zippers Find What’s Been Lost for a Long Time

One could be forgiven for thinking that the man namechecked in the title of the Squirrel Nut Zippers’ new record Lost Songs of Doc Souchon is some mythical character out of legend from the misty streets of old (very old) New Orleans. Or a fantastical creation from the vivid imagination…

Deconstructing the Superhero Genre in Hench

Natalie Zina Walschots’ debut novel Hench is both a razor-sharp deconstruction of the superhero genre as well as the best example of prose writing on the subject since Austin Grossman’s Soon I Will Be Invincible. Even while she’s pulling off that unlikely trick with deftness and wit, she also managed…

D’Antoni Not Returning First Step in Long Rockets Offseason

On Sunday, Houston Rockets coach Mike D’Antoni announced he would not be returning to the team he helmed for the past four years including the best season in team history and four straight trips to the postseason. In a statement, D’Antonio, whose contract expired at the end of the season…

A Night at a Houston Drive-In During The Pandemic

Sometime last December the mysterious trailer for Tenet popped up on my phone. Scenes of John David Washington and Robert Pattinson speedily rappelling up a building, were followed by fancy people in suits doing spy things while characters spoke over ominous music. The clip ended with the unexplainable action sequence…

A Magnetic Performance by Sally Edmundson in A Woman of the World

My favorite theater critic has always been Addison DeWitt, that bitchy, manipulative, sharp-clawed writer in All About Eve. Played as if etched with acid by George Sanders, he gets many of Joseph L. Mankiewicz’ finest zingers. In one scene, in reaction to his latest conquest Miss Casswell (a pillowy Marilyn…

Wild Thing the Latest — and Best? — Look at the Life of Jimi Hendrix

Wild Thing: The Short, Spellbinding Life of Jimi Hendrix By Philip Norman 400 pp. $28.95 Liverlight Publications When veteran music journalist Philip Norman turns his attention to a musician, the word “definitive” is not an understatement. For while many of his subjects are themselves subjects of dozens—even hundreds—of tomes about…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Rent-A-Pal

Title: Rent-A-Pal Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: Television! Teacher, mother … secret lover. Brief Plot Synopsis: Video killed the maladroit star. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Videodrome flesh guns out of 5. Tagline: “He talks to you. He listens to you. He understands you.” Better Tagline: “Your [analog]…

Houston Restaurateur Tony Vallone Has Died

Tony’s Restaurant owner and founder Tony Vallone passed away overnight of natural causes. He was 75. Vallone first opened his namesake restaurant on Sage in 1965 then later, on Post Oak Boulevard before ending up in Greenway Plaza in 2005. Italian food was not as ubiquitous in the Houston restaurant…

Rockets-Lakers Game 4: Three Keys to Victory

The Lakers have managed to reassert themselves in Games 2 and 3 after a rather dominant win for the Rockets in Game 1 of this Western Conference semifinal. Game 4 isn’t exactly a must-win, but going down in a 3-1 hole to Los Angeles would leave this series as good…

Astros End Long Losing Streak, but Does It Matter?

It took some very weird bounces, a bunch of walks and a late-night second game of a double header for the Astros to snap a six-game losing streak in Oakland. The big question going forward is, will it matter? The Astros are favorites to make the playoffs thanks to the…

Cindy Blackman Santana Gets Some — Of Her Own!

Like most musicians, Cindy Blackman Santana expected to spend the summer of 2020 on the road. Either playing drums in the band named for her Rock and Roll Hall of Famer husband in a seat she’s occupied for over a decade, or with gigs of her own in support of…

The Five Stages of First Day Remote School Emotions

School is very different here in the Plague Year. Virtually every school is offering some form of remote learning in the hopes that kids will continue their educations while not becoming vectors for the continued spread of the coronavirus. Tuesday was the first day of school for my child and…

Canoe Chronicles: Seven Tips for Safer, Happier Boating

This is part three of an ongoing series of posts about my purchase of a canoe during the pandemic. In case you missed them, part one of this series was about locating a canoe during the pandemic, something that was easier said than done. Part two was about managing to…

Streaming Concert Watch 9/9: Ruthie Foster, Cody Jinks and More

Welcome to the Houston Press’ streaming concert watch. This week, I’ve highlighted an innovative icon, an up-and-coming folk starlet, an established but criminally underappreciated country artist, one of the most powerful contemporary voices in Texas and a crotchety singer-songwriter who may have penned the most honest 2020 theme song. Keep…

Rapper Turned Comic Chingo Bling Brings A More Mature Act to Houston Improv

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Rockets-Lakers Game 3: Four Thoughts

No one expected the Rockets to sweep the Lakers. In truth, some didn’t think they would win a single game. But after a massive comeback in Game 2, only to fall short, and a series tied at one game apiece, it’s pretty clear this is going to be a longer…

Houston Restaurant Weeks Lasts Through September

Houston Restaurant Weeks has been extended through the entire month of September and Houston foodie fiends are ecstatic. While many restaurants are continuing their HRW menus through the month, it’s best to check first before venturing out. The list of participating restaurants and their HRW menus can be found on…

A.D. Players Updates its Season in a Video Announcement

As the pandemic continues, local theater groups rejuggle their already juggled schedules, pushing shows back later and later into the 2020-21 season— or in some cases — all the way to the next. The latest is the announcement by A.D. Players Executive Director Jake Speck and Artistic Director Kevin Dean…

A Herd Of Bison Stampedes Through Houston

Kareem Day is the owner and creative mind behind A Heard Of Bison, a Houston fashion company that is quickly making its way through the city, and his latest release is a sneaker with a personal twist on an already classic shoe, the Jordan 1. Originally released in 1985, the…

We All Want a Cool Front, But Don’t Count On It

Forecasters have been talking about the possibility of the city’s first legitimate cold front this fall blowing through the middle of next week. We all want to believe it’s true. But, don’t be too quick to pull those sweaters out of storage just yet. First, a bit about Houston weather…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Mulan

Title: Mulan Describe This Movie In One “Everything I Wanted” Lyric: BILLIE EILISH: They called me weak / Like I’m not just somebody’s daughter Brief Plot Synopsis: Young Chinese woman gets down to business to defeat the [touches earpiece] Rouran. Rating Using Random Elements Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Chris Chambers out of…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Kolache, Juleps and HRW Brunch

This weekend, we’re sharing five fantastic dining options from restaurants around town, covering dine-in, takeout, delivery and curbside service, including Derby Day and Houston Restaurant Weeks options. Dine-In, Takeout, and HRW (including Brunch) at Traveler’s Table Friday-Saturday, 5 to 10 p.m.; Sunday-Thursday, 5 to 9 p.m.; Brunch Saturday-Sunday, 11 a.m…

Slim Jim Phantom on 40 Years of Rockin’ Cat Cool

In 2019, fans of rockabilly revivalists the Stray Cats were ecstatic to hear that in celebration of their 40th anniversary, the band would reunite for a short tour and release their first studio album of new music in 26 years. The trio of Brian Setzer (vocals/guitar), Slim Jim Phantom (drums),…

Rockets Win Game 7, Face Lakers Next: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

“I’ve done a lot a basketball in my lifetime, but I don’t think I’ve seen as hectic a finish as that one.” Rockets broadcaster Bill Worrell, who, for the record, has seen a LOT of basketball games, was not kidding. In an incredibly weird season, this game seven win for…

Privacy Advocates Question Police Partnerships with Amazon Ring

From voice-activated speakers that can scrape the web for all kinds of info to home security systems that trigger email alerts when motion detectors are set off and smartphone apps that constantly accumulate user location data, it’s undeniable that there are more devices collecting more information on more everyday people…

Basketball, Baseball Facing Racial Injustice Head On

On Sunday, the Astros postponed the final game of their three-game series against Oakland, but not for the reasons you may have thought. After an A’s player tested positive for COVID-19, teams called off the game as part of MLB protocols. You would be forgiven if you thought the cancellation…

Houston Texans 53 Man Roster Prediction, Version 2.0

The Houston Texans finished up the portion of training camp that was open to the media — ten media members total, ten practices total — with a scrimmage inside NRG Stadium on Thursday night, that hung precariously in the balance over the previous 24 hours. As it turned out, Hurricane…

Toyota Center Will Open For Voting Thanks to COVID-19

Houstonians will soon be able to set foot inside Toyota Center for the first time in months, just not to watch the Houston Rockets rain down three-pointers or to see the latest pop sensation live in concert. On Thursday, the Rockets and Interim Harris County Clerk Chris Hollins announced that…

Houston Symphony Concert Marks Homecoming For Guest Conductor

Guest conductor Giancarlo Guerrero will lead the Houston Symphony in “The Fiddler’s March” from The Fiddler’s Tale, a piece by American composer and trumpeter Wynton Marsalis, followed by Igor Stravinsky’s The Soldier’s Tale Suite and Franz Schubert’s Symphony No. 2. The concert starts at 8 p.m. Saturday via livestream.

Will Houston Dodge a Bullet in Laura?

Since our last report, Laura has continued to gradually intensify over the Gulf of Mexico. While there hasn’t been rapid intensification yet, that is likely to come as it approaches the Texas-Louisiana coastlines. Now, where is it headed? When we reported early Tuesday morning, models had shifted somewhat to the…

Five Houston Texan Position Battles To Watch This Week

It’s Wednesday, and the Houston Texans have a day off from practice, with a full scrimmage looming inside NRG Stadium on Thursday night (Laura permitting). The first nine practices have had some spirited banging around, as much as you can have in practices that don’t allow full-on tackling. Battles for…

Original Ninfa’s Uptown Gets Locked Down [Updated]

The Original Ninfa’s at Uptown Park was locked out overnight at BLVD Place by Whitestone REIT. A just-released press statement from Legacy Restaurants says that the restaurant group was shocked to find the doors at 1700 Post Oak locked to staff and managers this morning. Legacy Restaurants owner Niel Morgan,…

Laura Still a Threat to Greater Houston Area

Weather forecast models perform incredibly complex tasks. When you consider that within less than three days, the margin of error in a forecast track is less than 150 miles, that is impressive given all the factors involved in such calculations. But models don’t always agree and when one of the…

Discovery Green’s House Of Cards Lights Up Public Art Scene (UPDATED]

Discovery Green will unveil a public art display, House of Cards, starting Friday and running through October 11 in the park’s Sarofim Picnic Lawn. The piece is an astonishing structure consisting of 126 playing cards stacked to dizzying height of 18 feet. During the day, the cards’ crisp white lines and colorful images will dazzle; at…

We’ve Eaten Baby Yoda — And You Can Too

There are a lot of pop culture rites of passage, but few are as interesting as the tie-in breakfast cereal. Imagine how much of an impact you have to make to believe that people will want to eat the sweetened grain version of you. Mr. T had a cereal. Steve…

Astros Win Streak Dulled by Growing Injury List

On Wednesday, the Astros announced Yordan Alvarez would have surgery to repair a torn patellar tendon and would miss the rest of the pandemic-shortened season. The same day in Colorado, MVP runner up Alex Bregman left the game against the Rockies with a hamstring injury. And on Thursday, while fielding…

Rockets Take 2-0 Lead on OKC: Four Thoughts

It wasn’t exactly a must-win for either team, but a win on Thursday for the Rockets would not only give them a 2-0 lead in the first round Western Conference playoff series against the Thunder, it would allow them to rest Russell Westbrook another game to get him back to…

Review For The Uneasily Quarantined: Unhinged

Title: Unhinged Describe This Movie In One “Bad Day” Lyric: DANIEL POWTER: You had a bad day The camera don’t lie You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind Brief Plot Synopsis: Disturbed double-murderer somehow gets even angrier. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Mel’s Diners out of…

Two Tropical Storms Could Be in the Gulf Next Week

2020, man. Am I right? It really feels like we have seen almost everything this year. Pandemics, protests, impeachments, murder hornets…the list goes on an on. Yet, for anyone living along the Atlantic and Gulf coasts, this was apparently merely a prelude to what promises to be one of the…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Peninsula

Title: Peninsula (also called Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula, presumably for Americans who also needed the “III” removed from The Madness of King George so we wouldn’t think there were two other Madness of King Georges). Describe This Movie in One Simpsons Quote: CHIEF JUSTICE: I now pronounce you President of…

Peter Green’s Swan Song in Fleetwood Mac Plays On

When English singer/guitarist Peter Green passed away last month at the age of 73, the obits, of course, led with his role as the founder of Fleetwood Mac. This no doubt came as a surprise to general fans who either assumed that title belong to Mick Fleetwood, or the group…

Rockets Take Game 1 Over OKC: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

It was supposed to be a head-to-head between a pair of guys traded for one another last offseason. It was going to be Russell Westbrook vs. Chris Paul. Westbrook, however, was sidelined with a strained quad and Paul was only average in his first playoff game against his former teammates…

Houston Texans 53 Man Roster Prediction, Version 1.0

The survivability of an NFL roster from year to year is a dicey proportion, even for good teams around the league. For a variety of reasons — injuries, non guaranteed contracts, impulsive general managers, to name a few — teams tend to churn at least a third of their roster…

Rockets Face Thunder in First Round: Four Things to Watch

In what is one of the strangest twists of irony in the weirdest sports year in history, the Rockets face the Oklahoma City Thunder in the first round of the playoffs beginning Tuesday night from the bubble in Orlando, the same two teams who swapped All-Star point guards Chris Paul…

Sensitive Guys May Be the Wokest Thing You See This Theater Season

Watching Stages’ slick, well-acted, Zoom-inspired production of MJ Kaufman’s Sensitive Guys, I consider myself fortunate to have finished my school days eons ago. That would have been in the dark ages, way before snowflakes, empowerment, toxic masculinity, student environment action groups, safe space, being in the moment, micro aggression, transformative…

White Whale Swims Again in RSD Exclusive Psych Pop Compilation

One of the biggest COVID-Casualties in the music biz has been the cancellation of Record Store Day. The annual event celebrates independent stores and their music head/crate digger customers. They descend upon real brick-and-mortar buildings to snap up what are now hundreds of exclusive and limited edition RSD releases each…

Canoe Chronicles: A Permanent Home

This is part two of an ongoing series of posts about my purchase of a canoe during the pandemic. In my first installment, I left off with a new-used canoe strapped to the roof of my SUV in north Texas. What came next was a certain level of disappointment, the…

Fort Bend County Offers No Cost Spay & Neuter Program

Today starting at 8 a.m. Fort Bend County Commissioner Ken R. DeMerchant and Fort Bend County Animal Services in collaboration with Dr. Diarra Blue will be offering no cost spay and neuter services for eligible Fort Bend County residents’ cats and dogs. Blue of Cy-Fair Animal Hospital, is known for…

Fort Bend County Handing Out Free PPE Kits Starting Today

Thanks to the pandemic, the annual Fort Bend County Fair was cancelled this year, but starting today, Fort Bend County Judge KP George and other county officials are making good use of the fairgrounds where they will be distributing free personal protective equipment to residents starting at 8 a.m. Other…

The Catastrophic Theatre Announces its 2020-21 Season

Embracing a Do-it-Yourself approach, Catastrophic Theatre has announced a 2020-21 season dominated by all original work starting off with a promise to return live theater — upon request — to your front lawns and the  resurrection of a work done by Horse Head Theatre as its goodbye presentation.  Co-founders and…

Steve Hackett: A Guitarist’s Genesis and Beyond

A Genesis in My Bed: The Autobiography By Steve Hackett 208 pp. $29.99 Wymer Publishing While his name may not be as familiar to casual classic rock fans has his former bandmates in Genesis, guitarist Steve Hackett has had a surprisingly long and varied (and still evolving) musical career with…

Man and Pig: A Relationship In Need of a Second Look

We’ve all been in a relationship that’s reached its natural end: a childhood friend we’ve outgrown, the significant other who became insignificant, the job that lost its luster. Is it time to reevaluate how we interact with pigs? On a macro scale, there are plenty of reasons to rethink America’s…

Is It Time for the Astros to Focus on 2021?

It remains one of the most controversial headlines in Houston media history and it had nothing to do with politics or social justice or pandemics. On June 1, 2005, the Houston Chronicle ran a story that covered nearly the entire front of the sports section. It included a massive illustration…

Before It’s Gone: A Summer Playlist

Damn, bro.  It’s August how did that happen? Okay, okay, that doesn’t mean we can’t still act a summer fool— under the current guidelines that is. On the plus side, we won’t have soon to be flooded feeds of back-to-school pictures to look forward too! On the plus side, have…

A Pièce de Résistance About Pizza…New Haven Style!

Pizza. It’s probably the most beloved – and often simplest to make – food on the planet. You’ve probably had a slice or several in the past week. Or you’re thinking about it now. And for you kids, according to analytics it’s the “Most Instagrammed Food,” beating out burgers 10-to-1…

4th Wall and Alley Theaters Each Reshuffle Their Seasons

The 4th Wall Theatre Company has announced it is delaying the opening of its tenth anniversary season, pushing back its planned opening of Between Riverside and Crazy from September to January. In the meantime, it, like many other Houston-based theater companies, will be presenting live-streamed offerings to help keep theater…

Possible Santería Animal Sacrifice Found in Galveston

On Wednesday, August 5 at 2 p.m., Houston artist Autumn Smith and her boyfriend J.D. Hartman were walking on the trails in the East End Lagoon Nature Preserve. Because the trail is fairly short and they wanted to get a bit more exercise, they decided to wander off the beaten…

Canoe Chronicles: The Obsession and the Search

In the height of a raging pandemic, I drove to north Texas to buy a canoe. Let me explain. My brother-in-law is an outdoorsy guy. Eric and his family live in Austin in a beautiful house that backs up to the city’s green belt. My wife and I would visit…

America: 50 Years of Golden Music and Nameless Horses

If you’re a fan of the band America – the trio behind such classic rock warhorses as, well, “A Horse with No Name” along with “Sister Golden Hair,” “Ventura Highway,” “Tin Man,” “Lonely People,” “Sandman,” “I Need You,” and “You Can Do Magic,” you have one organization to thank: The…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Waiting For The Barbarians

Title: Waiting for the Barbarians Describe This Movie In One Farewell to the King Quote: COLONEL FERGUSON: When you’re young you think you’re blazing a trail. One day you look down and notice it’s a beaten track. Brief Plot Synopsis: Things fall apart; The center cannot hold. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Black Water: Abyss

Title: Black Water: Abyss Describe This Movie In One Barack Obama Quote: PRESIDENT OBAMA: “I have to admit when we reformed health care in America, crocodile insurance is one thing we left out.” Brief Plot Synopsis: I remember when rock (climbing) was young/Me and Suzy had so much fun. Rating Using…

New “Walkable Places” Ordinances a Change of Pace for Houston

Mayor Sylvester Turner called it a “paradigm shift.” Council member Michael Kubosh said he would have been “shocked” if this were brought to council “20 or 30 years ago.” On Tuesday, the city took a first baby step toward making Houston, a historically car-dominant city, more walkable by passing a…

Ride Out For Take Out And Support Houston Area Restaurants

Continuing through August 9, a special “Ride Out For Take Out” event hosted by Reserve Supply Company seeks to get people on motorcycles out and about and buying takeout food at local restaurants. Reserve Supply, a men’s clothing store and motorsports store, 2205 Washington Ave, says that many of its customers work…

August Hurricane Forecast Calls for Explosive Peak of Season

As if 2020 weren’t already cruel enough, the widely respected hurricane forecasters at Colorado State University released their updated hurricane season forecast on Wednesday, and it is a doozy. According to the report, a combination of near historically warm sea surface temperatures combined with low to non-existent wind shear and…

Houston Music Roundup: Summer 2020 Edition

Summer 2020 may not have panned out the way we envisioned it. Scratch that. Most of 2020 hasn’t gone according to plan. A running tab of offenses would include, but certainly wouldn’t be limited to, scorching temperatures, social and political unrest, spiking COVID cases, a brewing hurricane season, and a…

Is the Unique Game Plan Enough for the Rockets?

The start to the NBA restart has been a success. Plenty of exciting games and, most importantly, no new cases of the coronavirus. The Rockets have started 2-1, including a rather dead-legged loss to Portland on Tuesday night. But, even with the solid start with wins over both the Mavs…

New Book Digs Deep on the Bitter End of the Beatles

And In the End: The Last Days of the Beatles By Ken McNab 320 pp. $28.99 Thomas Dunne Books By the summer of 1969, the finely-tuned motorcar that was the Beatles was nearing “E” on its collective gas tank. There was a grimness that had fallen over their company (Apple),…

Streaming Concert Watch 8/5: The Weeknd, Björk and More

On Monday, Mayor Sylvester Turner said he was seeing “too many street parties, house parties, zydecos on the corners, backyard parties, and more happening in our city especially when individuals are not wearing masks.” In the before times, such events would be celebrated; these days, they’re cause for concern. Turner…

Turner Tells HPD To Enforce Mask Use With $250 Fines

No more Mr. Nice Mayor on masks — Houston Mayor Sylvester announced Monday that he’s instructed the Houston Police Department to start issuing citations and fines of up to $250 to Houstonians who refuse to wear face masks in public to slow the spread of COVID-19. Back on July 2,…

The Hobby Center Gets Top Marks From Cleaning Council

Good news for all the people who would really like to get back to live theater but who in equal measure don’t want to leave a performance with a healthy dose of COVID-19. The Hobby Center for the Performing Arts announced today it has received top marks for the protocols…

An Ode to Watermelon

National Watermelon Day is today, August 3. However, most of us have been enjoying its sweet, refreshing flavor for the past month or two already. Watermelon loves the heat so August is a great time to head to the grocery store or local produce stand to pick up a ripe…

Peddling Door to Door Sales as Fast as They Can

So you’re on your laptop, feverishly applying for jobs, when suddenly you get an email from a company you never applied to, stating that they’ve “carefully reviewed” your resume, and it really “stood out” to them. “We would like to invite you to an interview,” says the email, credited to…

Rockets Back in Action: Four Thoughts

The NBA has laid dormant since March 11 when the league halted play due to the impacts of COVID-19, most specifically the infection of Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert. At the time, the Rockets were sixth in the Western Conference standings, a game-and-a-half out of seventh place and third, showing…

Openings and Closings: Flower Child Heights, Fiori Montrose

Fiori, 4315 Montrose, opened July 10. It takes over the spot of Montrose and Richmond that has previously housed French boutique restaurants like La Villa and Brasserie Max and Julie. The Italian restaurant offers beautifully done dishes from executive chef Marcos Salazar. The space also features a florist, Flowers and…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Big Ugly

Title: The Big Ugly Describe This Movie In One Commando Quote: CINDY: I can’t believe this macho bullshit. Brief Plot Synopsis: Rowdy Redcoat riles randy rednecks. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 glasses of milk out of 5. Tagline: n/a Better Tagline: “Oh, to be in Appalachia, now that Vinnie’s there.” Not…

Liberty DeVitto: Billy Joel’s Big Beat Man Remembers

For nearly 30 years, he provided the big backbeat behind Billy Joel as a core member of his band for hundreds of concerts around the world and on a string of hugely successful records. The two also formed a deep personal relationship, enjoying good times and the vast fruits of…

SPA Launches Commissioning Project for Houston Artists

SPA recently announced the launch of its SPA Houston Artist Commissioning Project. By supporting local artists directly by awarding financial resources for newly created works, the project will give the city’s performing artists an opportunity, and funding, to move their creativity forward.

Seven Key Dates For Amazing Sports Content In Houston

Since the COVID-19 pandemic essentially shut down the world in the middle of March, the return of live sports has been a slow trickle back. Golf started up again in June, we’ve had a few NASCAR races, and soccer (both men’s and women’s) has been back for several weeks now…

Sports Outside the Bubble: Can MLB and the NFL Survive?

It was wonderful. Quiet, but wonderful. The Major League Baseball season got underway last week, not in front of fans and with some players wearing masks, but it started none the less. And it was glorious. Less than a week later, the entire league is on the verge of shutting…

Astros Lose Game and Possibly Verlander

After two wins over the very young Seattle Mariners Friday and Saturday, all seemed well in Astro-land. Lance McCullers, Jr., after a rocky start, settled in and looked good in his first time on the field in nearly two years. The bats were what we expected. News was that Jose…

Hanna Arrives in Texas as a Hurricane

With sustained winds of 95 mph, Hanna, a Category 1 hurricane made landfall on Padre Island at 5 p.m. Saturday, with the island and nearby Corpus Christi and Port Mansfield bearing the brunt of the high winds and rain. Its accompanying rain bands and high winds were felt over a…

Four Thoughts on The Astros and the Weirdest Opening Day Ever

Welcome to what has got to be the strangest opening day in the history of baseball. The Astros get their abbreviated regular season underway on Friday night at Minute Maid Park against division rival Seattle. Like every other team in this 60-game mini season, the Astros will have 40 games…

Mary Chapin Carpenter’s Evolution of Education

Like all musicians in the Age of Coronavirus, singer/guitarist/songwriter Mary Chapin Carpenter has been forced to alter her usual professional life. Instead of being on tour right now opening up for Sugarland or playing duo dates with Shawn Colvin and promoting her upcoming record The Dirt and the Stars, she’s…

Tropical Weather Will Bring Heavy Rain This Weekend

After a couple days worth of rain thanks to a tropical wave — the first good rain the area has seen in a while — get set for round two this weekend. A tropical wave the National Hurricane Center has given an 80 percent chance of developing into a depression…

NBA Bubble May Have a Chance of Working

ESPN reporter Rachel Nichols was finally ready to leave her hotel room. In a video she posted on her Twitter feed, the host of The Jump ceremonially cut off the green wrist band she had been wearing while quarantined in her room and emerged into the Orlando heat and sunshine…

Streaming Concert Watch 7/22: Snoop Dogg, DMX and More

Another week, another suggestion to stay home. The recent surge in confirmed Covid-19 cases in the Houston area seems to be leveling off, which is good news, but most live venues remain closed. That being the case, we’ve put together yet another list of some of the best live-streaming options…

National Wine and Cheese Day is July 25

National Wine and Cheese Day is July 25. Yes, there is such a thing and we have a list of places to help you celebrate the special day whether you are braving the outdoor patios of reopened restaurants and wine bars or cuddling at home with your cat watching the…

Tropical Disturbances Remind Us It’s Hurricane Season

We know you are a little caught up at the moment with a pandemic, civil unrest, an economic meltdown and what feels like the disintegration of the fabric of society as we know it, but this is your friendly reminder it is hurricane season. And you need look no further…

The Jayhawks Embrace Band Democracy on XOXO

In the Age of Coronavirus, bands releasing new records are facing challenges unlike those at any other time. The grinding halt of much of the industry leaves a lot of time for musicians to stay at home to pursue interest of both musical and non-musical variety. That includes Karen Grotberg…

I am Not Sending My Kid Back to School

There is no greater debate in America now than what school districts are going to do when the fall rolls around and coronavirus is still active. However, whatever they decided, it is really time for parents to figure out what we’re going to do. I for one am not sending…

Vincent Mandola Passes Away

Vincent “Bubba” Mandola passed away Sunday, July 19 at the age of 77. The family said the cause of death was heart failure. Mandola had recently battled COVID-19 this past June, as reported by abc13.com. Mandola owned a number of restaurants over the years, including his namesake Vincent’s, plus Nino’s,…

Texas Republicans Elect Right-Winger Allen West as Party Chair

Just hours before sunrise on Monday morning, the Republican Party of Texas chose former Florida congressman, conservative rabble rouser and Texas transplant Allen West to be their new chairman at the end of another chaotic day of the party’s virtual convention. West declared victory about half an hour before incumbent…

Houston Ballet Reshuffles Its Dance Card Again

The ongoing pandemic has once again altered scheduling for another Houston arts group, this time the Houston Ballet that today announces two fall performances will not be held in-person and The Nutcracker will not be performed this year. Also, because of resulting financial losses, it could no longer retain all…

Andyroo Adapts His Andyrooniverse With Roocycle

This summer has been unlike any other for children and parents around the world. COVID-19 not only shut down the spring semester early, but also took countless summer programs off the table leaving families to find their own ways to stay busy while staying safe. Houston’s Andyroo is adding joy…

Turner Gives COVID-19 Update and Thanks New York Gov. Cuomo for Supplies

Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner gave a brief coronavirus update Friday afternoon, during which he announced that the Houston Health Department was reporting 11 new COVID-19 fatalities, the second highest single-day reported death total in Houston after Wednesday’s record-high 16 reported deaths. Houston’s coronavirus death toll now sits at 315. Two…

TEA Loosens the Reins Slightly For More Virtual Classes

Any public school district in Texas can declare that it is going the online-only instruction route — for the first four weeks, according to the latest update from the Texas Education Agency. Districts like Houston ISD and several other area school districts that had intended to go longer will then…

This “New” Prince Track Lets You Party Like It’s 1979

Rejoice fellow Prince fans because tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1979. Newly released, previously unheard music from the late artist’s storied music vault debuted Thursday and the track is a blueprint of sorts, a window into Prince’s evolution from the decade he emerged in to the next decade, which…

Houston Restaurant Weeks Will Reveal Its Initial List Today

Houston Restaurant Weeks 2020 goes live today, July 17, with its list of participating restaurants. This will be the first year without its founder Cleverley Stone, who passed away of cancer this past May. Stepping into her mighty shoes will be her daughter, Katie Stone, who is assuming the leadership…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Blessed Child

Title: Blessed Child Brief Plot Synopsis: Young woman flees cult, still talks to parents. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Voldemorts out of 5. Tagline: n/a Better Tagline: “The dark side of the Moonie.” Not So Brief Plot Synopsis: Cara Jones was raised in Rev. Sun Myung Moon’s Unification Church,…

Catching Up With the Arts in Houston: Front Porch Poetry & More

Sitting on a front porch in Houston, Dabrina Sandifer reads out the poem “Great Grandmother’s Pearls,” running through the words about the woman who “gave me pearls. She gave me pistols.” It’s an affecting delivery captured by photographer/videographer Pin Lim. Jennifer Decker, artistic director of Mildred’s Umbrella Theatre Company, clued…

New Book Shows The “Quiet Beatle” Was Anything But Silent

George Harrison On George Harrison: Interviews and Encounters Edited by Ashley Kahn 573 pp. $30 Chicago Review Press The “Quiet” Beatle? Ha! While that particular sobriquet dogged George Harrison for nearly 40 years, here’s tangible proof that moniker was more in need a for quick nickname or (lazy journalism!). The…

Houston Reports 16 New COVID-19 Deaths, a Single-Day Record

Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner revealed Wednesday that the City of Houston had hit a tragic new milestone: the first new daily COVID-19 death count in the double digits. In an afternoon press conference, Turner announced that the Houston Health Department added 16 deaths from the coronavirus to the city’s official…

Fort Bend County Judge Declares Red Alert for COVID-19

Fort Bend County Judge KP George announced Tuesday that his county is on red alert due to the “uncontrolled community spread” of COVID-19, the highest possible warning level in the county’s threat level system. “I just want our citizens to know that this is not a drill. This is real,”…

Westbrook Tests Positive for COVID-19, Harden May Join Him

Before they were even able to reach the Orlando NBA bubble, Rockets superstars James Harden and Russell Westbrook have apparently been sidelined by COVID-19. Most of the members of the team and staff for the Rockets arrived in Orlando last week and began workouts over the weekend. Reports on the…

Taco Cabana Margaritapalooza: Review

Taco Cabana introduced its Margarita Palooza on July 3, just in time for the Fourth of July weekend, as we reported here in the Houston Press. The two dollar price tag and promise of 12 different flavors was too much temptation for this writer and her husband to pass up,…

It’s Zoom Zoom Zoom Time as Stages Re-adjusts Its Schedule

Pivoting with the best of them, Stages has once again redesigned its 2020-21 theater season, moving three plays to virtual viewing status, replacing some plays with ones with fewer cast members on stage and — perhaps most surprisingly (and ingeniously?)  — working with playwrights to rewrite some scripts to acknowledge…

Saint Arnold Closes Restaurant For Dine-In

Saint Arnold Beer Garden and Restaurant, 2000 Lyons, is closing its outdoor dining area to the public due to the Texas State Governor’s Office abruptly deciding to restrict certain restaurants’ dine-in operations based on their alcohol sales. The new requirement disproportionately affects breweries which also serve food because the new…

Texas Supreme Court Throws Out State GOP Convention Lawsuit

In a Monday morning ruling, the Supreme Court of Texas rejected an appeal from the Republican Party of Texas asking the court to allow state Republicans to go forward with their in-person party convention in Houston this week after it had been cancelled by Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner. Last Thursday,…

Dusty Baker’s Comments on MLB Protocols Concerning

Astros Manager Dusty Baker has been around baseball a long time. He has seen more than his fair share of odd situations, but nothing could have prepared him for 2020. Over the weekend, after the Astros had to cancel yet another workout thanks to potential exposure of a staff member…

COVID First Responders Bare Their Pain in The Line

A show comprised of real-life interviews with COVID first responders while we’re still in the middle of a global pandemic. Sounds like theatrical redundancy. After all, aren’t we already taken into the belly of the emergency response beast via the embedded journalists, personal essays, and social media videos that document…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Taste the World with Bento Boxes To-Go

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Traveler’s Table, 520 Westheimer, has introduced Bento Boxes, now available for dinner takeout, and including a small plate, entrée and side (plus a complimentary flavored fortune cookie) for $18. Choose from small plates such as pão…

Here’s Your Chance to Cook with Kent Rathbun in a Virtual Event

The Houston Press is partnering with Kent Rathbun a four-time James Beard Award-nominated American chef, 2008 Iron Chef America winner, and restaurateur to bring our readers a unique virtual cooking experience. This virtual event will take us into Rathbun’s home where he will teach viewers the tips and tricks behind…

Mark May Confronts His Demonic Side

If there was any single event in recent history that has given the people of Houston the most of collective case of the blues, it would have to be Hurricane Harvey. And while it’s been almost three years since that most unwelcome guest arrived at the city’s proverbial doorstep, it’s…

Remembering Tony Vega of Tony’s Mexican Restaurant

Longtime customers of Tony’s Mexican Restaurant can still count on its strong margaritas and delicious enchiladas. But they won’t be greeted by owner Tony Vega’s warm smile anymore since he passed away from a heart attack on July 2.  He was 57 years old. Vega moved from Mexico to the United…

Turner Hopes to Cancel GOP’s Houston Convention Today

In remarks during Wednesday morning’s City Council meeting, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner said that he hopes to cancel the state GOP convention scheduled for next Friday at George R. Brown Convention Center, if the City of Houston’s legal team finds that he has the authority to do so. Turner said…

Streaming Concert Watch 7/8: Jack Ingram, Anberlin and More

A week ago — just after my weekly column had been published — organizers of the annual Austin City Limits Music Festival informed would-be attendees that the event wouldn’t be happening this year. The news was unsurprising given the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and recent uptick in confirmed cases, but that…

2020 is the Year of Digital Video: Four Ways

For eight minutes and forty-six seconds, native Houstonian George Floyd was suffocated by police officers in Minneapolis. It has become not only a brutal reminder of the inequality faced by black people every day in America, but a seminal moment in our country’s history, one that appears to be a…

State Fair of Texas is Cancelled for 2020

The State Fair of Texas, the longest running state fair in the United States, has just announced it is skipping the 2020 season — another victim of the pandemic sweeping Texas and the country. This is the first time since World War II the fair has not opened. In early…

Not Your Pre-Pandemic Salad Bar

The days where you could go full When Harry Met Sally Meg Ryan on your salad bar—personally selecting each and every tomato—may be gone. Limiting high-contact surfaces is key in preventing the spread of COVID-19, and standard salad bars are rife with them. In light of Texas’ health regulations for…

Landing Theatre Company Moves Its Playwriting Festival Online

The New American Voices Playwriting Festival, now in its ninth year, will move online this year because of the coronavirus, its sponsor The Landing Theatre Company has announced. The festival, originally planned for April, will now take place July 28 through August 2. In addition to the four new winning…

Astros Cancel Practice Thanks to Delays in Testing

On Monday, the Astros became another yet MLB team to lose practice time due to a delay in receiving virus test results. The Oakland A’s have not practiced at all because a shipping issue over the holiday weekend, but at least least other teams including the Angels, Nationals and Astros…

COVID-19 Looms Over Rockets as They Head to Bubble

On Thursday, the Rockets will head for the NBA bubble in Orlando. Those who have not tested positive for the coronavirus, anyway. Therein lies the problem for every NBA team as we head toward a restart at the the end of July. As teams begin their migration to the NBA…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Hamilton

Title: Hamilton Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: MISS HOOVER: Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac? Brief Plot Synopsis: Musical responsible for the second-funniest line in Knives Out gets a theatrical streaming release. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The…

Four Ways Sports Owners Can Mitigate Revenue Shortfalls

Throughout the agonizingly long negotiations between the players’ union and the owners in Major League Baseball, the owners attempted to make one thing abundantly clear — with no fans in the stands for this season (at least starting out), they will not be running a profitable business. The degree to…

Broadway at the Hobby Delays Two Shows Till 2021

Broadway at the Hobby has just announced two of its shows planned for this fall will instead be delayed until 2021, citing the difficulty of negotiating “the challenges of scheduling touring Broadway shows during this unprecedented time.” My Fair Lady previously scheduled for September 29 through October 4, 2020 has…

Austin City Limits Music Festival Cancelled for 2020

Organizers of the Austin City Limits Music Festival have just announced the annual event won’t be happening in 2020. Without ever mentioning the words “coronavirus” or “COVID-19” the organizers say: “We would have loved to put on another memorable show this year, however, with the uncertainty surrounding the current situation in…

Fort Bend County Extends Mask Order Through July 31

Fort Bend County Judge KP George’s latest effort to slow the spread of the coronavirus by ordering county businesses to enforce mask use got a helpful boost on Tuesday. In a special session, the Fort Bend County Commissioners Court voted 3-2 to extend George’s face mask order for businesses and…

Harris County Mask Mandate Extended Through August 26 [UPDATED]

Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo’s mask order for businesses isn’t going anywhere any time soon. In a Tuesday meeting, the Harris County Commissioners Court voted 3-2 along party lines to extend the county’s official COVID-19 disaster declaration—and thereby Hidalgo’s mask order which is linked to the county’s disaster status—by nearly…

Could Saharan Dust Clouding Our Skies Dampen Hurricanes?

Once again this week, much of East Texas will sit beneath a haze of dust that has traveled across the Atlantic Ocean from the Sahara Desert. Unlike last Friday, it won’t be quite as intense, but anyone with allergies or asthma will certainly feel the effects. This time of year,…

Hidalgo In Isolation After Possible COVID-19 Exposure

The worsening pandemic hit closer to home than ever for Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo this weekend. Just two days after issuing a county-wide coronavirus red alert, Hidalgo announced Sunday that she was in self-quarantine after learning that one of her staffers tested positive for COVID-19. According to an official…

Timely “Soul of a Nation” Finally Reaches the MFAH. But See It, Quick!

Sparked by a spate of high-profile killings of African-Americans by law enforcement and private citizens – and the worldwide George Floyd/Black Lives Matter protests that have ensued and continue – we are seeing unprecedented dialogue about, attention to, and action against long simmering issues of racial prejudice, inequality, and social…

Felony Charge Made in Fort Bend County Dog Shooting Case

After a six-month investigation, justice appears to be on the horizon for Clarence, a 10-year-old Staffordshire Terrier who was shot twice in the face this past December and as a result, lost an eye. In a Friday morning press conference, Fort Bend County Judge KP George was joined by Fort…

Erin Rodgers Begins Something New with “Endgame”

Erin Rodgers is arguably one of Houston music’s busiest people. Whether she’s performing in one of many bands, working on behalf of artists as an entertainment lawyer or teaching copyright and business courses at area colleges, it’s normal for her to be engaged with this city’s music community. So, how…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Irresistible

Title: Irresistible Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: KODOS: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us. MAN: Well I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate. KANG: Go ahead, throw your…

Baseball is Back and It’s Gonna Be Weird: Four Observations

After weeks of back and forth between Major League Baseball and the union representing players, both sides essentially agreed not to agree, falling back on a deal they made in March to allow the league to schedule a 60-game season to begin in July. For the moment, let’s set aside…

New Doc Finally Gives Suzi Quatro Her Due

In the mid 1970s, she was a pioneering female rocker at a time when that term was nearly nonexistent, a hugely popular record and concert attraction, and a style icon. That is…in much of the non-U.S. world. Here in her own home country, the singer/bassist born and bred in tough…

Streaming Concert Watch 6/24: Macklemore and More

Just when it seemed like we had weathered the worst of it, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo warned that Houston “may be reaching the precipice of a disaster” regarding Covid-19. Mask orders are back in effect — even though everyone really should have been wearing them all along — and it…

Ranking the Decade in the AFC South by QB Season Quality

Earlier this week, we were joining ESPN.com for a little spin back through time, the last ten seasons of NFL football, more specifically, as we examined their All Decade team for the AFC South. The summary for that exercise was part celebration (Yay! The Texans had ten guys who made…

You Might Need a Mask for More Than COVID-19 This Week

Add it to the list of apocalyptic signs in 2020, from locusts to murder hornets to pandemics…now, a dust storm. Saharan dust — literally dust blown off the Sahara Desert in Africa — is a common weather condition in the summer months across the Atlantic Basin. Huge plumes of the…

Hidalgo Calls for Applications for County COVID-19 Relief Fund

Early Monday afternoon, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo announced that low-income county residents affected by the coronavirus pandemic have until Wednesday to apply for financial assistance from the Harris County COVID-19 Relief Fund. Money from the county fund, which totaled $30 million before around half was distributed to local nonprofits…

14 Face Mask Questions Answered by Texas Virus Experts

The coronavirus pandemic isn’t ending any time soon, if recent spikes in COVID-19 cases across Texas and throughout the Houston area are any indication. Over the past few weeks, hospitalizations for COVID-19 have continued to climb to record highs both in Texas and in the greater Houston area. Harris County…

Musical Theater Resurrected! For One Performance At Least

Hooray! Theater has finally opened in Houston! The venue is the intimate cabaret space, The Music Box Theater. It’s the size of a shoe box, long and narrow, but the revues produced within are expansive and roof-raising, the current one being no exception. The Fab 5 performers – Rebekah Dahl,…

Harris County Judge Hidalgo Orders Businesses to Require Masks

No shirt, no shoes, no face masks, no service — introducing the new motto for Harris County businesses. Amid sustained, dramatic increases in COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations in the Houston area, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo ordered businesses in the county to require their customers to wear face masks in…

Carmageddon 5: The Carmageddoning of the West Loop

It’s back…with a vengeance. The sequels in Houston traffic just keep coming. Just when you thought it was safe to get on the freeway… You get the idea. Traffic: It’s bad and this weekend it is going to get worse…much worse. Welcome to Carmageddon 5: The Carmageddoning. It’s like that…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined:7500

Title: 7500 Describe This Movie In One Airplane! Quote: ELAINE: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the…

In Praise of Drummers: Goodbye Arthur Hays

Arthur Hays was an irreplaceable figure in music scenes that included San Antonio, Austin, and most recently Houston. A Texas native son born who graduated from high school in the early 1970s, he was a rock’n’roll drum legend whose sheer titanic pounding, flexing rhythmic force, and sheer velocity filled records by The Next, The Ideals,…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Grill an At Home Feast for Dad

As Gov. Greg Abbott’s stay-at-home executive order has now expired, restaurants are beginning to open back up, while many have continued to go the takeout route. This weekend, we’re sharing five fantastic dining options from restaurants around town, covering both dine-in and curbside service, and some Father’s Day options. Note:…

Supreme Court Rules Trump Can’t End DACA For Now

In a 5-4 decision Thursday morning, conservative Chief Justice John Roberts joined the court’s four liberal justices to reject President Trump’s attempt to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, better known as DACA. Thursday’s ruling is the second bombshell this week to come from the nation’s highest court,…

Baseball Athletes, Owners Need to Read the Room

It’s incredible when you think about it. This year has seen the impeachment of a sitting president, a global pandemic that has infected over two million people and massive protests over racial inequality that are already changing the dialogue and policy in America. And we are only in June. Which…

Rec Room Cancels Rest of 2019-20 Season, Citing COVID-19

Rec Room Arts, the Houston theater known for its innovative productions, has announced it has decided to cancel the final two shows in its 2019-20 season due to the continued presence of the coronavirus. Even though Gov. Greg Abbott has allowed businesses in Texas to re-open, Rec Room Artistic Director…

Houston Businesses May Be Required To Mandate Customer Face Masks

In a Wednesday afternoon press conference, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner signalled that he’s open to mandating that city businesses require their customers to wear face masks. “I think we’ll take a look at it…We’ll do what we can, and I’ll certainly entertain it,” Turner said. Turner’s remarks came one day…

Where to Support Bakers Against Racism

This week marks a national effort across the globe to fight racism using the humble tools of butter, sugar and flour. Bakers Against Racism is a “worldwide virtual bake sale” that invites bakers everywhere to join together, sell sweets, and raise money for their organization of choice to support the…

Houston Concert Watch 6/17: Amanda Shires and More

Late last week, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo warned that Houston “may be reaching the precipice of a disaster” regarding the novel coronavirus pandemic. That being the case, the Houston Press’ weekly concert watch will continue to skew toward streaming options. As always, we invite any regional acts with shows…

Putting the L in LGBT: Christina Wells Transforms Shame Into Fame

Singer Christina Wells, who identifies as lesbian, has faced a lifetime of shame over her weight. Instead of letting it get her down, she instead used it as fuel to not only show off her powerful vocal chords on America’s Got Talent but also to become a motivational speaker to show others how to let…

Will J.J. Watt Kneel for the National Anthem This Fall?

Will J.J. Watt kneel for the national anthem this fall prior to Houston Texans games? Just three weeks ago, this question would have been a headline dismissed as the most ultimate salacious headline porn. After all, the number of players still kneeling for the anthem a few weeks ago had…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Dim Sum Style Brunch is Back

Though social distancing is in effect and bars and restaurants are closed for in-house services, the ever-strong Houston food community continues to truck on. This week, you can support local restaurants by carrying out or making reservations for dine-in service, get curbside tacos and attend a virtual happy hour and…

Last Call for Lucky’s Pub in the East End

Lucky’s Pub in the east end, known for hosting block parties on Saint Emanuel for Dynamo and Astros games, is apparently closing its doors tonight – well at 2 a.m. early tomorrow. As Houston Food Finder is reporting, the bar located just east of downtown near to Minute Maid Park, is…

Mayor Turner Will Fast-Track The Removal of Confederate Monuments

Mayor Sylvester Turner announced Thursday the intended removal of two confederate statues will be expedited to happen before Juneteeth, the observance on June 19 of the day in 1865 when slaves in Texas were read the Emancipation Proclamation. “Our plan for relocating confederate statues from public parks to locations more…

HISD Trustees OK a New Budget Amid Calls For Change

Armed with more questions than answers about the future — COVID-19 costs? 11-month school year? Classes that are virtual, in-person or hybrid?  What do we do with calls to defund our police department? — the Houston ISD trustees Thursday night trudged through another lengthy meeting and approved a $2 billion…

Four Industries Bolstered by the Pandemic

With tens of millions out of work and the entire economy reeling from stay-at-home orders and worried shoppers over the last two months, it is difficult to imagine any good news could come from the pandemic. Believe it or not, however, there are businesses that are thriving. Some are not…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The King Of Staten Island

Title: The King of Staten Island Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: NED FLANDERS: But, Reverend, I need to know. Is God punishing me? REVEREND LOVEJOY: Oh … short answer: “yes” with an “if.” Long answer: “no” with a “but.” Brief Plot Synopsis: Slacker lacks track. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Get Your Hand Roll On at Hando

As Gov. Greg Abbott’s stay-at-home executive order has now expired, restaurants are beginning to open back up, while many have continued to go the takeout route. This weekend, we’re sharing five fantastic dining options from restaurants around town, covering both dine-in and curbside service. Note: Anyone who may have recently…

Houston Restaurant Weeks 2020 is Announced

The passing of Houston’s queen of the culinary scene, Cleverley Stone, hit Houston foodies hard, as well as volunteers and staff of Houston Food Bank, an organization that Stone championed with her founding of Houston Restaurant Weeks in 2003. Stone was the former host of The Cleverly Show, a CBS…

Rockets Smallball to Be Tested in Shortened Season

When the NBA finally makes its return from its conronavirus-induced quarantine, things will go quickly. Teams will play about seven games before getting to the postseason, not much time to ramp up, which means those squads who start fast will have a leg up on any team that doesn’t. It’s…

Houston Concert Watch 6/10: Willie Nelson and More

While some Houston music venues have reopened with reduced capacity, it seems that would-be concertgoers still aren’t comfortable attending live shows just yet. That being the case, our streaming concert watch continues. As always, we invite musicians to reach out to us regarding upcoming shows. Willie Nelson 9 p.m. CST…

Rating the Full Plate of Issues for Each Houston Sports Owner

Mo’ money, mo’ problems. It’s not just an iconic song title from The Notorious B.I.G. In Houston, and honestly, around the entire sports landscape, it’s a realization that many owners across all sports are having, that with the eight digit annual operating income, and the ten digit franchise valuations, come…

Don’t Worry, Harry Potter Will Outlive J.K. Rowling’s Bigotry

There had been rumors that Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling was a transphobe for years based on her following and liking tweets from some prominent British practitioners of that particular dark art. Recently, she made it more overt with a series of tweets condemning using the phrase “people who menstruate”…

MLB No Closer to Return with New Proposal

On Monday, Major League Baseball made a new proposal for a pandemic-shortened season, but it appears it is dead on arrival with the players’ union. The proposal included 76 games, but with a flat-rate pay cut for players across the board to 50 percent that would increase to 75 percent…

How The Duke and The Messiah Met on the Path to Save Souls

Jesus and John Wayne: How White Evangelicals Corrupted a Faith and Fractured a Nation By Kristin Kobes du Mez 368 pp. Liverlight $29.85 That Christian conservative and evangelicals would vote Republican in a U.S. presidential election is not surprising. More of a shock is just how fervently they have –…

Cristobal Falling Apart, Still a Risk for Northern Gulf

No one can accuse 2020 of not being interesting. The latest, of course, is the artist formerly known as Tropical Storm Cristobal, churning itself ragged over Mexico as this is being written. The early season storm — now a depression — spent most of Thursday over land, weakening it significantly…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Shirley

Title: Shirley Describe This Movie In One Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf Quote: MARTHA: What, you think it was sexy back there? You think he made his own wife sick? GEORGE: Well, you make *me* sick. MARTHA: That’s different. Brief Plot Synopsis: Marriage is a horror story of its own. Rating Using…

Yes, There are Already COVID-19 Video Games

One of the great things about the massive indie game scene is that it’s possible to get video games based on real-world events as they are happening. Granted, these are often as cheap and quick as a punk song, but it’s still rather remarkable that a medium with a famously…

Open Wider Texas! Gov. Abbott Announces Phase III

Saying that many of the new COVID-19 cases are coming from people at nursing homes, meat packing plants and jails, Gov. Abbott announced he was ready to go to Phase II of his reopening plan and that effective immediately, all businesses in Texas are able to operate at up to…

NBA Set to Resume With Quirky 22-Team Format

“We’re going to play basketball at the end of July. Everybody knows that. It’s going to happen.” Rockets owner Tilman Fertitta was pretty direct when being interviewed by CNBC Tuesday. “We’re all going to come to terms with this in the next couple of days.” Indeed, the league appears poised…

Houston Graphics Company Posts “All Lives Splatter” Decal

In a startlingly offensive move, local graphics company Underground Graphics posted a car decal for sale with the slogan “All Lives Splatter” that contained a picture of someone driving a car through a crowd of people. It also contained the the message “no one cares about your protest.” The implication…

Streaming Concert Watch 6/3: Clint Black and More

Recently, some Houston music venues — notably Warehouse Live and The Secret Group — have reopened with social-distancing policies in place. While we’re excited to see local businesses begin returning to normal, we recognize that not everyone is comfortable attending live concerts yet. So we have compiled another list of…

60,000 Support George Floyd’s Family On March To City Hall

Sixty thousand people joined the family of George Floyd as well as elected officials and religious leaders today in a peaceful Houston march from Discovery Green to City Hall organized by rappers and civic activists Trae tha Truth, Bun B, and Floyd’s nephew Brandon Williams. Floyd, 46, a native Houstonian…

Abbott Urges No Violence; Calls George Floyd Death “Horrific”

Saying that “what happened to George Floyd is a horrific act of police brutality,” Gov. Greg Abbott echoed other leaders throughout the state saying that the violence and vandalism that has accompanied some protests about his death are “overshadowing Floyd’s death rather than shining a light on the injustice that occurred.”…

Evelyn Rubio is Crossing Borders – Musical and Otherwise

In the Age of Coronavirus, musicians all over Houston (and the world) are understandably itchy to get back onstage—even under new rules and restrictions for live venues. And for artists who also happen to have new records to promote, there’s an extra twist of the metaphorical knife. That’s how Houston-based…

Four Thoughts on J.J. Watt’s Recent Media Appearances

Prior to last week, the last time we’d heard anything publicly from Texans defensive end J.J. Watt, aside from a few promotional spots for Ultimate Tag on FOX, was after the team’s evisceration at the hands of the Kansas City Chiefs in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. Thanks for…

Tropical Depressions: Three in the Gulf, One to Watch

Impeachment trials, pandemics, intense protests and riots, murder hornets, even a plague of locusts (yes) have turned 2020 into one for the record books — books we will all want to destroy with fire if we make it through the year — and it’s only the beginning of June. But,…

Will Alcohol To-Go Become Permanent in Texas?

Monica Richards was elated when she heard the news that her family’s restaurant could finally serve their popular cocktails for takeout and delivery. As Marketing and Beverage Director for Arnaldo Richards’ Picos Restaurant, the local Mexican food mainstay founded by her father, Arnaldo, Richards had been asked by plenty of…

Catching Up With the Arts in Houston, 06.01.20

As Gov. Abbott has been opening up the state in phases, museums and art galleries are slowly opening up — while still maintaining an online presence, while performing arts in Houston continue to reach out with virtual programming. This Wednesday, Asia Society Texas Center will re-open to the public with…

Houston Texans Restructure RG Zach Fulton’s Contract

As the Texans’ 2020 offseason has evolved over the last several weeks, it seems like one of the moves everyone had been waiting for was the release of veteran right guard Zach Fulton, who had two years and a non-guaranteed total of $14 million remaining on his deal. At the very…

Five Shot At Large Block Party in Sunnyside This Weekend

Saturday night, five people were shot outside Greenlight Food Mart in Sunnyside during a neighborhood block party, stated commander Ron Borza of South East Patrol in a press conference early Sunday morning. Reportedly the party had attracted up to 500 people, children’s bouncy houses included, though when Houston Police officers…

Carmageddon IV: The COVID-ining

Mountain goats in Wales. Pumas in Santiago. Fox cubs in Toronto. Wild boar in Mumbai. These are just a few of the animals folks around the globe have seen on city streets and highways since coronavirus (temporarily) killed traffic. It’s perhaps the only welcome sight in a world on lockdown…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Vast Of Night

Title: The Vast of Night Describe This Movie In One Close Encounters Quote: ROY NEARY: I guess you’ve noticed something a little strange with Dad. It’s okay, though … I’m still Dad. Brief Plot Synopsis: Aliens love New Mexico. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 “Eye in the Sky” singles…

Rocker Joe Grushecky’s Iron City Serenade at 40

It hard to fathom in a time when the push of a button can send the music of an album to the entire country at the same time. But from the ‘60s through the early ‘80s, local rock scenes thrived around the country. Midwest and East Coast towns like Boston,…

Houston’s Beloved Cleverley Stone Has Passed Away

Houston has lost its First Lady of Food. Cleverley Stone passed away Thursday of cancer, according to a just-issued press release. She was 68. Stone was a much-loved figure in Houston’s dining scene, not only for her journalistic skills, radio show and television appearances but also for her philanthropy. She…

Which NBA Return Most Favors the Rockets

The NBA is full steam ahead on a return to the 2019-2020 season with workouts expected to ramp up in June and an anticipated re-launch to the season in July. There are a number of possible options on the table from going straight to the playoffs to playing out the…

Thursday is National Burger Day: We Got the Beef (and Lamb)

Most everyone loves a juicy burger. However, tastes vary when it comes to toppings, temperature and even grinds of meat. In Houston, there is no shortage of burger joints, roadside shacks, fast food spots and high end steakhouses at which to satisfy the craving for a hamburger sandwich. National Burger…

Paprika 3: The Ultimate Recipe Storage Solution

My wife and I love to cook. I’m also a nerd with an affinity for technology. You would think that years ago we would have figured out that storing printed pages and internet links for recipes would not only be inefficient but a difficult way to remember what we had…

ROCO Welcomes Composer-In-Residence To 2020-21 Season

ROCO recently announced its 2020-2021 season, and as part of its look to the upcoming year, it is welcoming composer-in-residence Alyssa Morris. As part of her tenure, she’ll will write a triptych of pieces showcasing the ensemble‘s flexible model – including a work for wind sextet, solo instrument, and a piece for chamber orchestra inspired…

Streaming Concert Watch 5/27: Flying Lotus and More

Amid ongoing concerns regarding the Covid-19 pandemic, artists are continuing to share their music with fans via live-stream. This week, the Houston Press highlights an imaginative producer, some battle-rap ready MCs, a Texas Music Hall of Fame inductee, an iconic punk outfit and a screamo group. Keep scrolling to see what’s…

Allen Hill Is Offering Everyone “Beautiful Sounds”

Houstonian and Mr. Oldies himself, Allen Hill is sending everyone a postcard during these strange times. It is addressed: from happiness, to happiness. Hill released his new single “Beautiful Sounds” on May 12 and is available now for streaming and purchase on all platforms. Listening to “Beautiful Sounds,” it is…

Whitey Bulger’s Brutal Life…and Death

Hunting Whitey: The Inside Story of the Capture & Killing of America’s Most Wanted Crime Boss By Casey Sherman and Dave Wedge 352 pp. William Morrow $28.99 Late in the evening on May 1, 2011, President Barack Obama announced to the world that terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden had been…

The Ups and Downs of Wearing a Mask While Waiting Tables

There are serious YOLO vibes going on as more and more American’s don their masks and gay apparel. And yes for some who work in the restaurant industry it does feel amazing to be shaking gin fizzes and eating mis-ordered pizza in the back of the kitchen once again—and of…

Another Sports Holiday Wiped Out by Coronavirus

Memorial Day weekend isn’t just the unofficial beginning of summer or a time to honor the men and women who gave their lives to support our country. It’s also a time when sports begins its long summer of events. And there are some big ones we are missing. While the…

This Memorial Day, Maybe Watch A Less Somber War Movie

Memorial Day is when we honor those men and women who gave their lives in military service. It’s a solemn occasion, and rightfully so. Conversely, it’s also traditionally a day of picnics and cookouts, because nothing says “sober reflection on the sacrifices of our military” like guzzling Miller Lite and…

Texas Music Focuses on Mental Health Awareness Month

Mental health experts are predicting a second pandemic of sorts, an epidemic born from coronavirus worries and lockdowns. “Some experts are calling this the world’s greatest psychological experiment, for which we will surely pay a significant price. All indications are the coming of a second pandemic, a significant increase in…

Baseball’s Return Complicated by Money, Star Power

Major League Baseball wants to finally get its season underway. For nearly two months, they have discussed the process by which that might happen. But, as we barrel ahead into summer, some of the complications of restarting have come from factors other than COVID-19. No one said it would be…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Trip To Greece

Title: The Trip to Greece Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: Boy, the way the Bee Gees played… MARGE: Movies John Travolta made… HOMER: Guessing how much Elvis weighed… MARGE: Those were the days. Brief Plot Synopsis: … “plot?” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Danny Zukos…

A Houston Widow Gives Witness to the Devastation of COVID-19

On February 18, the Houston Firefighters Relief and Retirement Fund honored Tony Pierce for his 20 years of service, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner said at his Thursday press conference. “Two months later Tony passed away as a result of COVID-19.” Readily acknowledging that this far into weeks of his almost…

KOU’s Jon Wilkes Debuts New Single “Burn”

“I just woke up one day and was like, ‘I have to release these songs,'” Jon Wilkes says of his new project KOU, which released its new single “Burn” today. “I don’t even care if no one listens; I’ve got to get them out there.” Formerly the drummer for the…

Looking at Historical Inaccuracies in The Great

Hulu’s The Great is, well, great. Starring Elle Fanning, it’s the story of how Catherine the Great led a coup against her husband and took over power in the Russian Empire. The scripts are charming, witty, and fun while also baldly looking at the brutality and incompetence of the Russian…

Mayor Turner Decides to Keep City Pools and Splash Pads Closed

Apparently unconvinced that there would be any way to ensure social distancing and public safety from COVID-19 at the city’s public swimming pools, Mayor Turner announced late Thursday that they and all splashpads would remain closed until further notice. In a press release form the mayor’s office it stated: “We…

Memorial Day Specials at Houston Restaurants [UPDATED]

This weekend will see a number of restaurants, bars and breweries opening for the first time since the pandemic began in March. With Phase Two of the Reopening of Texas, restaurants can increase capacity to 50 percent and bars are now allowed to open with a 25 percent cap. Memorial…

NBA Expecting Return in June, but Questions Remain

The NBA is expecting to give teams guidelines on a return to basketball beginning on or around June 1. The guidelines would then open the door for more players to begin workouts in preparation of a resumption of the season. Many questions loom over the discussions and nothing is final,…

Whatever Happened to Spider-Verse’s Doc Ock?

The introduction of a new Doctor Octopus was one of the best parts of Into the Spider-Verse. Rather than the classic, portly evil scientist driven by equal parts narcissism and insecurity, the script gets flipped when the Dock Ock of this universe is revealed as Olivia Octavius. Having managed to…

Steve Earle Releases Ghosts Of West Virginia

Steve Earle has never shied away from giving a voice to the voiceless. His latest album, Ghosts of West Virginia, due out on May 22 on New West Records, revolves around the tragic explosion at the Upper Big Branch coal mine in West Virginia which took place almost exactly ten…

HISD Announces Summer Curbside Food Service For Students

Houston ISD, which has been working for weeks in partnership with the Houston Food Bank distributing food at different school sites throughout the district, is about to embark on its own curbside summer meals programs starting June 1 with some adjustments made for the coronavirus. Pickup will be available twice…

Streaming Concert Watch 5/20: Haim and More

Welcome to the Houston Press’ streaming concert watch. This week, I’ve highlighted a few artists who put out new music during quarantine — one of whom wrote, recorded and released an entire album – alongside some recurring favorites. As always, if you’re a Texas musician planning on live streaming a…

Cash Money: Does Anyone Miss It?

Since the coronavirus outbreak, all of us have been forced to make some changes to our daily lives. Things like masks, once reserved for Halloween or that creepy Eyes Wide Shut-themed party your neighbor invited you to that one time, are now commonplace. Hand sanitizer and disinfectant wipes are in…

Takeout Reviews: Family Meals from Hugo’s

As this crisis continues, we continue to support our local restaurant industry any way we can, including by ordering takeout. Sitting on lower Westheimer in one of the hottest dining pockets of the city, there’s a reason Hugo’s is a Houston institution. And that’s because chef Hugo Ortega and Co…

Treebeards to Close June 26 in Market Square

Treebeards, 315 Travis, will close its doors permanently June 26, according to its Facebook page. The post cited a “huge increase in rent demanded by the landlord” as the reason for no longer being able to serve its customers from the longtime spot in Market Square. The Southern-style restaurants serves…

HISD Studies Ways to Rebound From the COVID-19 Disruption

In a speech that was in turn optimistic and sobering, Interim Superintendent Grenita Lathan Friday cautioned that for Houston ISD students whose studies and lives have been disrupted by COVID-19:  “It could take us several years to rebound. It could take us three to five years.” At a press conference…

Musaafer Opens May 18

The Indian cuisine restaurant Musaafer has finally made its way to Houston, two years to the date after we first announced its upcoming arrival in the Houston Press. It originally was slated to open in the fall of 2018 but the restaurant and hospitality industry are unpredictable at best. This project…

Comedy Writer Alan Zweibel Curates Memoirs With Help From Funny Friends He’s Made Funnier

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Pros and Cons of Returning to an Office

Since the avalanche of coronavirus cases struck the United States, businesses have been forced to close,  sending millions of Americans home. For those lucky enough to have a job they can do remotely, that has meant an adjustment to a very different environment than what they are used to. Many…

Take Out Reviews: Sticky’s Chicken

This column attempts to cover a wide variety of locally-owned Houston restaurants. We’ve reviewed takeout offerings from chef-driven fine dining establishments and local fast-food haunts. Some of our subjects have adopted takeout to survive in a post-COVID world, others are leveraging their existing takeout models to thrive in a down…

Early Signs of Hurricane Season in the Atlantic

Hurricane season begins on June 1, but that isn’t stopping the tropical Atlantic from heating up in May. A broad surface of low pressure in the Atlantic west of Florida is being given a 50 percent chance of forming into a depression or tropical storm by the National Hurricane Center…

NBA Players Take Poll: Yes or No to Finish the Season

On Tuesday, ESPN reported that the NBA players union had informally text messaged its players to ask a simple question: Do you want to play again this season? Union reps agreed to keep the information confidential, but it certainly puts a wholly different take on the NBA’s attempts to restart…

Streaming Concert Watch 5/13: Eric Tessmer and More

I haven’t attended a concert in two months, and I’m getting a little stir crazy. Thankfully, plenty of performers are continuing to share their art with fans from the comfort of their own homes and studios, providing a fix for all the live music addicts who are going through withdrawal…

Chief Acevedo Addresses May 8 HPD Shooting of Adrian Medearis

At his Monday press conference, Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo said DWI Task Force Officer J. Ramos acted in a professional manner and tried to de-escalate a May 8 confrontation with Adrian Medearis before shooting and killing the locally well known gospel singer. Ramos had stopped Medearis for allegedly traveling…

Happy Motörhead Day, Houston!

As we’ve all learned recently, there’s no telling what tomorrow might bring, so we take it day by day and cling to each day’s certainties. That makes today, Friday, May 8, a.k.a. Motörhead Day, one to circle on the calendar. It’s a sure bet that every music fan celebrating the…

Four Thoughts on the Houston Texans’ 2020 Schedule

As we continue to trudge through the COVID-19 pandemic, with virtually no live sports, we continue to do what we can, and a big part of that is treating these live NFL offseason milestones almost as if they are live sports. So, to that end, the 2020 NFL schedule was…

Final Fantasy VII Remake Ruined [Redacted]’s Death

Massive spoilers for Final Fantasy VII Remake Ahead. This paragraph is just here to give you a chance to click away to avoid spoilers. How about some quick trivia so you don’t feel you’ve wasted a visit? Did you know that the original Final Fantasy VII was the first game…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Taste An Epic BBQ Collaboration

Times are tough for everyone, including the hospitality industry. But that doesn’t mean all hope is lost, as Houston’s food community has proven to be a strong one. Here’s a look at what’s going on in the food world during the COVID-19 crisis, including a collaboration for National Barbecue Month,…

The Houston Press Has an Immediate Opening For a Food Editor

The Houston Press has an immediate opening for a journalist with a sophisticated understanding of food and the skill to write about it in an engaging way. The food editor directs the Press’s restaurant industry coverage, recruits and manages freelance writers, assigns and edits stories, writes daily food posts and…

The Houston Press Has an Opening For a Full-time News Reporter

The Houston Press has an immediate opening for a full-time news writer to continue our record of hard-hitting reporting in the nation’s fourth-largest city. We’re looking for a journalist with a solid news background to cover developing stories through the week and find news of interest to our educated urban…

Will Coronavirus Permanently Change How We Consume the Arts?

Theaters are doing online shows. Intimate streamed concerts are replacing huge arena productions. Movies, which cannot screen in cinemas, are heading direct to Amazon and Apple TV. Since the country has shut down due to the pandemic, it has been a necessity for performing arts organizations, film and TV studios,…

Take Out Reviews: Tornado Burger

The stay home order is, within limits, over for some businesses, among them restaurants. While many eager freedom lovers will rush our city’s dining rooms, masked and carefree, I’d wager a bet the rest of us will continue looking for drive-thrus and takeout for the foreseeable future. I certainly will…

Streaming Concert Watch 5/6: Midland and More

It has been nearly two months since I attended a concert. Post Malone’s performance at the Toyota Center in March was my last, and I’ve lost track of how many I’ve missed during this pandemic. So while we continue mourning the closures of some of our favorite live music venues…

Hamilton Won’t Be Coming to Houston This Summer After All

The Houston arrival of the much-awaited return engagement of the national tour of Hamilton has been postponed, according to a Broadway at the Hobby announcement this morning. Who every thought that the juggernaut that is Hamilton could be stopped by anything. And yes, it’s because of the coronavirus. The Tony…

Rice Professor Wins the Pulitzer Prize For History

Caleb McDaniel, a Rice University history professor, has won the 2020 Pulitzer Prize for History for his book about Henrietta Wood, a woman who was enslaved twice and eventually sued her captor and won the largest financial settlement known in restitution for slavery.  In Sweet Taste of Liberty: A True…

Monday Morning Rush? Not So Much.

Last week, Governor Greg Abbott announced the re-opening of Texas beginning last Friday, which included restaurants, some office spaces and other venues at a reduced capacity. The Friday opening was mostly to accommodate places like the beach and restaurants over the weekend. But as we pointed out, the real story…

Stages Announces It Won’t Be Able to Reopen The Gordy in May

As it turns out, theaters like Houston’s Stages — live performance venues — are not included in the list of reopened businesses in Texas. It seems that movie theaters, which were allowed to start back up, are considered a different animal. So Stages Artistic Director Kenn McLaughlin and Managing Director…

Catching Up With the Arts in Houston

Hands down best news recently for Houston’s performing arts and their artists was Houston Grand Opera’s announcement that on the second try for money from the Payroll Protection Plan they were successful in securing $2.5 million and able to rehire the staff they’d laid off. According to HGO the PPP…

Houston Symphony Launches ‘Living Room Series’ With Live Recitals

Houston Symphony’s newest endeavor, loving titled the “Living Room Series,” will offer hour-long, livestream recitals by the world-class musicians of the orchestra Friday nights at 8 p.m. during the month of May. Streamed online via a private link to ticket holders, each recital spotlights an individual Houston Symphony musician, and in some cases, musician members of…

Openings and Closings: The 25 Percent Solution

Governor Greg Abbott announced Monday that Texas would begin reopening in phases, with Phase I starting May 1. It allows restaurants to operate their dining rooms at 25 percent capacity while adhering to safety measures outlined here.  While many restaurant owners and staff are thrilled to get back to some…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Dine Out or Take-Out

Gov. Greg Abbott’s stay-at-home executive order has now expired, and as of Friday, May 1, all restaurants can reopen with proper social distancing measures and 25-percent occupancy limits. With some restaurants beginning to open back up and some continuing to go the takeout route, we’re sharing five fantastic dining options…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Eat and Celebrate Cinco de Mayo

Times are tough for everyone, including the hospitality industry. But that doesn’t mean all hope is lost, as Houston’s food community has proven to be a strong one. Here’s a look at what’s going on in the food world during the COVID-19 crisis, including curbside delivery, Cinco de Mayo specials…

SPA’s Creative Connection Spotlights Artists Of All Levels, Types

Society for the Performing Arts launched its latest initiative, Creative Connection, which spotlights artists of all levels and types across the city. Artists are encouraged to submit their videos, and all people are welcomed to visit the daily updates to keep the creative spirit alive during a time of social distancing.

I Called the TWC 12,000 Times and Wrote This

Hundreds of thousands of desperate, frightened human beings in Texas are calling the Texas Workforce Commission’s hotline, looking for help getting unemployment benefits. The alternative to calling is using the TWC’s website, which is only marginally more technologically advanced than communicating via carrier pigeon. To ease call congestion, the TWC has posted guidelines…

The Black Moods Add a Little Sunshine to Their Demeanor

In the Age of Coronavirus, the music industry – like so many others – has had to change plans, lower expectations, and pivot to unchartered territories. We’ve seen any number of Virtual Concerts where band members are Zoomed in from their own homes or studios and—through the magic of technology—perform…

Chief Art Acevedo Addresses Video Of Man Shot by HPD Officers

Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo held a press conference Wednesday afternoon addressing a cell phone video that began circulating on social media the day after 27-year-old Nicholas Chavez was shot and killed by Houston police officers in East Houston on April 21. The video appears to show Chavez on his…

Streaming Concert Watch 4/29: Ryan Bingham and More

Another week has come and gone without live music, and I mourn with the rest of you. In lieu of in-person concerts, there are a lot of great shows we can enjoy from the comfort of our own homes while we continue adhering to social distancing guidelines. I’ve compiled a…

Takeout Cocktails: One Coronavirus Change We’d Like to Keep

Governor Greg Abbott announced the re-opening of restaurants on a limited basis this week, but it’s clear not all of them will re-open immediately. Many will continue to focus on take-out orders until they can ensure the safety of not only the patrons, but their employees. Reports out of other…

NBA, MLB Optimistic About Their Seasons

As governors and the federal government move to re-open businesses around the country after a month or more of shutdowns due to the coronavirus, sports leagues are lining up to get back to work. The NBA has been the most aggressive, originally agreeing to let players voluntarily back into facilities…

It May Take a Year, But Live Music Will Be Back

There will be a music festival of some sort in the United States before the end of the year, of this much I am certain. It’s going to be a bad idea, and will likely result in people getting sick or worse, but it is going to happen. Whether it’s…

Takeout Reviews: Common Bond’s Box Lunch FTW

As this crisis continues, we continue to support our local restaurant industry in anyway we can, including by ordering takeout. I always work from home, but my husband does not. While I’m usually cool with a fried egg, toast and avocado for lunch and he’s used to taking some mix…

Lina Hidalgo Announces a Harris County Nursing Home Strike Force

Last Friday, the Houston Health Department announced it was expanding its COVID-19 outreach efforts to the city’s nursing homes. Today, in her morning press conference, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo announced the formation of a county Strike Force to look into the situation countywide. “We all have heard the stories…

Main Street Theater Announces Its 2020-21 Season

With an optimistic spirit, Main Street Theater today announces its 2020-21 Season, complete with a Tom Stoppard play — always a more than reliable option for the theater’s core audience. The Real Inspector Hound, a one-act by Tom Stoppard, hasn’t been done by Main Street in a long while but…

TUTS Takes the Tommy Tunes Awards Online

Every year, high schools in the Houston area that are active in musical theater, vie for a chance to be selected for and then prosper in the Tommy Tunes competition culminating in a special program. Well, we all know what’s happening to live theater right now thanks to the coronavirus,…

Trump is Clearly Suggesting Dangerous Quack Medicine

President Donald Trump is being dragged over the coals for suggesting that people drink bleach to protect themselves from the coronavirus COVID-19. Thing is, he did not actually say that. All he did was heavily imply to a desperate population in the middle of a pandemic in a country where…

Laremy Tunsil Signs Record Breaking Extension With Texans

In a time on the football calendar, and in an unprecedented era in our history, when Bill O’Brien can accomplish very little under the “head coach” umbrella of his job description, the Texans’ also-general-manager went to work this weekend trying to fortify the roster for the 2020 season. Yeah, there…

This Week in Houston Food Events: FM Burgers and Virtual Boozing

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Though social distancing is in effect and bars and restaurants are closed for in-house services, the ever-strong Houston food community continues to truck on. This week, support local restaurants by carrying, try out DIY cocktail, pizza making, and cupcake decorating kits,…

A Mixed Report Day for COVID-19 in Houston

While Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo was announcing the shutdown of the popup hospital the county erected outside NRG Stadium, saying the need for COVID-19 beds wasn’t as great as anticipated, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner had to announce that the city’s brief string of no coronavirus deaths had been broken…

The First “Virtual” NFL Draft Broadcast: Four Takeaways

The NFL Draft is one of the biggest spectacles of the sports year. But, in the era of COVID-19, things were a bit different. Gone were the red carpets, the bright lights, the crowds and in-person interviews. Instead, ESPN and the NFL Network jointly broadcast a socially distanced draft complete…

Openings and Closings: Good News and Good Deals

Right now, many of us are working at our home computers, trying to figure out how to teach our children algebra and what to make for dinner from the supplies that we have left. Others are pulling double shifts at hospitals or fending off complaints from shoppers who are pissed…

Care to Help the Houston Press Keep the Music Going?

Thanks to the conronavirus, large gatherings of any kind — including music concerts — are on hold right now. But that doesn’t mean our Houston Press music writers haven’t been busy keeping us apprised of what’s going on. Matthew Keever converted his best concerts of the week column to best…

Empty Stadium Sports Will Be Really Weird

One of the most relaxing things to listen to is spring training baseball on the radio. There is no pressure and no crowd screaming. The announcers are relaxed and feel free to yammer on about random things they would likely never discuss during a regular season game. It’s just quiet…

Antonio Eyez Blasts Into The Future With The Second Coming

When an artist as monumental as Prince passes away, he leaves a gaping hole in the landscape of popular music that is not easily filled. As we reach the four-year anniversary of the artist’s passing, his influence is still as present as ever. Houston’s downtown venue Lucille’s holds a yearly…

TV Shows To Binge Once You’ve Watched All The Famous Ones

As we enter the tenth year (or whatever) of self-quarantine, you’ve likely settled into a semi-sustainable routine of homeschooling (if you’re a parent), working from home (if you’re still employed), and gorging yourself on the obscene bounty of streaming entertainment you hopefully have at your fingertips. [Yes, it’s annoying, but…

Wine Time: Master Sommelier Steven McDonald

Until late March, Master Sommelier and Pappas Bros. Steakhouse wine director Steven McDonald managed what many consider to be one of the best wine lists in the United States. Last year, his program, which includes thousands of rare and high-priced wines, was one of just eight in the world to…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Enjoy a Local Stay-at-Home Picnic

Times are tough for everyone, including the hospitality industry. But that doesn’t mean all hope is lost, as Houston’s food community has proven to be a strong one. Here’s a look at what’s going on in the food world during the COVID-19 crisis, including a citywide #StayAtHomePicnic, Sunday Supper fundraising…

Face Masks Now Mandatory in Harris County

Starting Monday, April 27, and for 30 days thereafter, every person in Harris County ages 10 and older will have to wear a face covering if they are out and about. “The latest research on this virus tells us that even if you are not symptomatic, you still could carry…

4th Wall Theatre Announces its Upcoming 10th Season

To kick off its 2020-21 season, announced today, 4th Wall Theatre Company is beginning with Between Riverside and Crazy, the Adly Guirgis Pulitzer Prize winning play that was part of the 2019-20 season that opened and closed only days later because of COVID-19. Its other three season productions will all…

Hey, Buddy, Keep Your (Social) Distance When Grocery Shopping

Going to a grocery store or a crowded farmer’s market is often nerve racking without the fear of catching a deadly virus. With the spread of coronavirus, any crowd makes even the least germaphobic person feel like they need a Silkwood-level shower. Right now, no one wants to go out…

Streaming Concert Watch 4/22: Nathan Quick and More

While Houston continues adhering to social distancing guidelines, the Houston Press will continue doing its best to keep readers abreast of the best streaming concerts taking place in lieu of live performances. Beginning with this week’s post, I have decided to focus on local and regional acts, many of whom rely…

We’re Going to Need to Build a Memorial When COVID-19 is Over

As of this writing, the coronavirus COVID-19 has killed 44,234 people. That is more than died fighting in seven American wars, and by the end of April the number will almost certainly be larger than the causalities our soldiers suffered in both the Korean and Vietnam conflicts. In Texas, 477…

Wine Time: Matthew Pridgen, Wine Director at Southern Smoke and One/Fifth

Sommelier Matthew Pridgen is the Beverage Director at the Underbelly Hospitality restaurant group and the Wine Director at its flagship concept One/Fifth. He’s also the “Special Events, Wine, and Silent Auction Director” at Southern Smoke, a non-profit association that provides assistance to Houston-area restaurant workers in times of need. Last…

The Definitive History of Each 2020 Texans’ NFL Draft Slot

Last Thursday, during what was ostensibly billed as his “Pre-Draft Press Conference,” Texans head coach/GM Bill O’Brien was asked 27 questions. Exactly THREE of them had anything to do with this week’s NFL Draft. That stands to reason, as O’Brien’s noteworthy moves this offseason have been mroe about actual human…

Five Astros Games Worth Re-Watching

As we continue to wait for sports to begin playing games again, we are forced to think about better days when sports were a constant companion and there wasn’t enough time to watch it all. In late spring and early fall, in particular, it could be tough to decide what…

Why Direct Ordering is the Best Way to Support Local Restaurants

You’ve probably seen and heard about how the hospitality industry is in turmoil thanks to the coronavirus pandemic. Perhaps you’ve been doing your part to support your local Houston bars and restaurants, ordering takeout food and beverages as often as your wallet can justify. But are you hitting a few…

Onward: Another Weird Pixar Ayn Rand Love Letter

Let me start by saying that no film has ever pleasantly surprised me more than Onward did. The trailer underwhelmed me, but like a lot of you I’m stuck at home with a bored child thanks to the coronavirus, so we watched it thanks to Disney+. It ended up being…

Openings and Closings Take-out for the Long Haul

As you may have noticed, the Openings and Closings column has been focused on restaurants around Houston that  have turned to take-out and delivery to make it through the current coronavirus pandemic and the restrictions on dining in. However, we actually have a recently opened food truck and a restaurant…

Sass Jordan and the Coronavirus Blues

Screens and screens of digital ink have already been spilt opining about the fate, recovery, and dissolution of the music industry in the Age of Coronavirus. From clubs and concerts to record stores and touring, things look…not good. Like a lot of artists right now, Canadian blues rock singer Sass…

Drag Queens Stay Fabulous Despite COVID-19

Leave it to the drag community to make like their fake nails and press on during the pandemic. Due to the shut down of Houston’s bars and clubs – where many drag performers earn their main source of income – the entertainers have turned to their ingenuity and creativity to survive COVID-19. Get the run down…

HISD Moves One Food Distribution Site

Houston ISD has announced that since Cullen Middle School has now been designated a COVID-19 testing site for the city, the school district will move the food distribution it has been doing there to Hartsfield Elementary at 5001 Perry, The same guidelines apply: As families arrive at sites, nutrition staff…

A Killer Quarantine Sandwich With Local Ingredients

One of the wonderful things about sandwiches is that they are extremely takeout friendly. This is particularly important during the era of the coronavirus. But with the constraints of social distancing and stay-at-home orders, getting a fresh sandwich every day isn’t always possible. And in a quarantine, why not just…

Streaming Concert Watch 4/14: Amanda Shires and More

Until about month ago, the Houston Press ran a weekly concert watch, detailing the best shows coming to the Bayou City in a given week. But live music has come to a screeching halt amid concerns related to the Covid-19 pandemic, and I can’t say with any certainty when we’ll all…

Gov. Abbott Announces a $500 Million Small Business Initiative

Saying “Texans need relief so they can provide for their families and meet their families’ daily needs,” Gov. Abbott announced this morning his Small Business initiative in cooperation with Goldman Sachs, the San Antonio-based non-profit LiftFund and other community development financial institutions. The group pledged $50 million in Texas for…

XFL Suspends Operations, No Plans To Return In 2021

We are all feeling the effects of the coronavirus, if not the direct effects of the virus itself then more likely the economic and psychological effects of a near shutdown of the entire economy. In the sports world, the pandemic nuclear bomb has put multiple leagues into limbo, thousands of…

The Parts of Us That Will Die with COVID-19

If you’re searching and finding silver linings when it comes to COVID-19 and the inconvenient changes it’s caused society, you probably haven’t had someone close to you die from it. You’re exploring the bright side from a place of privilege. I hope it stays that way for all of us…

As If We Needed More Good News, Hurricane Season Could Be Busy

If 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, the team at Colorado State University, known as the foremost hurricane forecasters in meteorology, came out with their seasonal forecast calling for an above average hurricaneseason  this year. Joy. The CSU team uses statistical modeling and historical information to generate a very early season…

Openings and Closings: We’re Still Standing

The hospitality industry is still struggling to adapt to the COVID-19 restrictions and reinvent itself, at least for the short term, in order to make it through this crisis. Unfortunately for the bars and nightclubs, there aren’t many options. For local restaurants and markets, however, the looser laws on alcohol…

Doc Shows How Miles Davis Ran Cool…and Hot

Miles Davis: Birth of the Cool Directed by Stanley Nelson Blu-Ray + DVD 115 minutes $29.98 Eagle Rock Entertainment This documentary on jazz icon Miles Davis opens with black and white footage of the trumpet player throwing punches in a boxing ring. A lifelong enthusiast of “the sweet science,” it…

10 Plant-Based Take-Out Ideas From Houston’s Restaurants

Looking for plant-based takeout inspiration in this quarantine era? Here are some of my top picks for vegetarian eats to-go, most of which are situated inside the Loop. Make sure to take advantage of some of the amazing specials, tip generously, and order directly from the restaurant for pickup or…

How Many Future Hall of Famers Does Houston Have?

For sports fans in Houston, 2020 has not been an easy calendar year, thus far. The Astros were thumped by the punishment of a cheating scandal that has cast an asterisk-pall over their only world championship. The Texans followed up their unceremonious playoff ouster by trading their best player for…

Houston Symphony Cancels the Rest of its 2019-20 Season

The Houston Symphony has announced it is cancelling the rest of its 2019-20 season as well as the Jones Hall performances scheduled for June in order to continue to follow social distancing rules involving the coronavirus. Previously the Symphony had cancelled performances through May 10.  In the Wednesday announcement, John…

Inconic Folk-Country Legend John Prine Dead At 73

Folk-country legend John Prine died today of complications related to Covid-19. The 73-year-old singer-songwriter had been hospitalized last month after showing symptoms of the coronavirus. A prolific songwriter whose admirers included the likes of Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash and Roger Waters, Prine recorded 18 studio albums over a career than spanned…

Passover and Easter: Holy Week Under Quarantine

Passover begins Wednesday April 8 at sundown for those of the Jewish faith. Palm Sunday was this past weekend and for many Christians, it begins the holiest week of the year. Ramadan starts April 23 this year for Muslims. Whether you are a believer or not, being on shutdown during…

Horror Movies Got Me Out of My COVID-19 Depression

“It’s a tragedy/It’s a sad song/But we sing it anyway.” -“Road to Hell” from Hadestown Spoilers for a lot of Netflix horror films ahead. I remember the exact moment during the coronavirus outbreak when I stopped thinking about how hopeless this whole thing is. It was as I watched Iván…

Texas State Parks Close at End of Day Today

Gov. Abbott has decided safety trumps recreational yearnings and has ordered the state parks of Texas to close their gates as of end of business today.  Would-be visitors will have to take their hopes of hikes, bikes, jogs, walks, fishing and wildlife viewing elsewhere. It just got too tough for…

Don’t Ever Underestimate the Heart of Rudy T

Last week, Rudy Tomjanovich — Rudy T to, well, everyone — was finally elected to the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame. He has been up for the honor numerous times, but finally made it in 2020 along with a cast of basketball legends that includes Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan…

Was 1978 the Most Diverse Year in Music History?

On Record – Vol. 1: 1978 – Images, Interviews, and Insights from the Year in Music By G. Brown 340 pp. $40 Colorado Music Experience Even the most causal music listener would find it hard to argue that 1978 was not one of – if not the – most diverse…

Take Out Reviews: Riel [UPDATED]

As this crisis continues, we’re wading into unchartered territory. This once-in-a-generation pandemic is shutting entire industries down for longer than we’ve ever seen. Hospitality, in particular fine dining, is suffering perhaps the worst depression in the industry’s history as restaurants in some cities go into their fourth or fifth weeks…

Houston’s Performing Artists Say Don’t You Forget About Me

Their stages may be closed, but Houston’s theater companies and performers continue to put themselves out to the community both to remind residents of their continued existence and to help at-home families with their down time as the coronavirus continues to spread in the area. Several artists from Classical Theatre…

Rice University Opens 2 Dorms for Med Center Workers

Rice University which emptied out most of its dorms more than three weeks ago because of the coronavirus, has opened rooms at two of those dorms for temporary housing for medical personnel who work in the Texas Medical Center hospitals. In a message sent out to the Rice campus community,…

Houston Costume Designer Makes Masks For Emergency Room Staff

Costume Designer Donna Southern Schmidt was thinking way ahead of most Houstonians when she decided to grab a bunch of leftover materials and take them into isolation with her as the stay at home order hit Houston. Social media connections with fellow costume designers all over America, but especially Schmidt’s…

Who Bassist John Entwistle’s Life of Loudness

The Ox: The Authorized Biography of John Entwistle By Paul Rees 384 pp. $30 Hachette Books Every member of the Who has been the subject of a number of biographies and autobiographies save one: bassist John Entwistle. Known as “The Quiet One” for his stoic, anchoring stage presence and unflappable…

Judge Ritchie Orders Halt to County Jail Release of Prisoners

Friday afternoon, Judge Herb Ritchie countermanded Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo’s prisoner release order and ordered a stop to any release of county jail inmates charged with a felony. In his “Order to Disregard Directive,” Ritchie, the administrative judge for the Harris County Courts Trying Criminal Cases, said that all…

Alley Theatre Announces its 2020-21 Season

The Alley Theatre today announces its 2020-21 season which includes two previously cancelled productions (Amerikan and Dead Man’s Cell Phone) and five world premieres. Clue, which was to be the theater’s Summer Chills offering, will now be the season opener starting in mid-September. Three of the plays being presented were…

Let’s Keep Going

In today’s Houston Press you’ll read a story about the A.D. Players announcing their 2020-21 season, one in which they’ll be premiering two commissioned works. We have to admire their enterprise and optimism. Our writer John Amar earlier this week told the stories of several artists busy adapting to present…

Any Of You Weirdos Still Watching Contagion?

Among the — to me — more surprising revelations during the opening weeks of this, the Great Pandemic of 2020, was that Steven Soderbergh’s 2011 virus epic Contagion was one of the most-watched streaming movies: Contagion is currently trending on both Amazon Prime and iTunes and is in the top four…

Openings and Closings: The Local Edition

We are all getting a little cranky and stir crazy as the weeks turn into possible months of quarantine and social distancing. And some of us are still not getting the idea. We are trying to support Houston’s restaurants and businesses but we would like to reiterate that in doing…

Technology That Has Proven Invaluable During the Coronavirus

While so many of us have been hidden away, practicing self quarantining and social distancing, we have managed to remain remarkably connected and keep ourselves busy. Much of that is due directly to technology. It’s difficult to imagine how we would have gotten through in the early twentieth century when…

A.D. Players Announces its 2020-21 Season at The George

Without naming specific dates, A.D. Players at The George has announced its 2020-21 Season beginning sometime this fall with the A.D. Players-commissioned and world premiere of Apollo 8 by Jayme McGhan, the true story of the first NASA mission to successfully orbit the moon. Sometime around Christmas, A.D. Players will present…

Houston Texans Fans Select Team’s All-Time Top Five

Content is always king, but during the sports hiatus which we are on right now, creatively finding content for the tens of thousands of stuck-at-home sports fans is going to be very interesting. One of the easy layups to spark debate and draw eyeballs is soliciting opinion on power rankings,…

Houston Press Menu of Menus® 2020 Rescheduled Again For September

In light of the continuing developments of the COVID-19 virus and the announcement from the federal government extending the social distancing guidelines, the Houston Press has decided to further postpone its annual Menu of Menus® Extravaganza 2020 date until September 1. All tickets purchased for the original date will be honored…

Take Out Reviews: Fat Bao

You may find, during these difficult times, that you miss not only your daily routine but also the spontaneous, “once in while” type things you inadvertently took for granted. For me, this has meant certain restaurants and their associated experiences — the intimacy and pleasure of sushi from the counter,…

Houston Actors Go Online To Entertain And Occupy Their Time

“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder ‘why, why, why?” Leave it to Kurt Vonnegut to unintentionally describe our different reactions/realities when it comes to dealing with global problems such as coronavirus. But what about the actors among us? What do they have…

Quarantunes: 6 New Albums to Get You Through the Quarantine

With life as we know it being virtually upended by COVID-19, and a mandatory stay at home order being issued for Harris County (and most surrounding counties), it’s safe to say that we’ll continue needing things to pass the time with during this indeterminate quarantine period. Whether you’re finally getting…

MLB Staves Off Labor Crisis For Now

Last week, Major League Baseball and the players’ union came to an agreement on terms during the Coronavirus pandemic. While this may just seem like another business figuring out what to do while everyone is out of work, it is quite a bit more complicated for professional sports who operate…

Fort Bend Reports First COVID-19 Related Death

Fort Bend County Health & Human Services has just announced the first COVID-19 related death in the county: a woman in her 70s with pre-existing medical conditions. Before she died, she was hospitalized briefly in a local hospital. She died late Wednesday, March 25 and her physicians agree that cornavirus…

Openings and Closings: The Stayin’ Alive Edition [UPDATED]

Every week, we list Houston’s newest restaurants opening and the occasional shutter in the Openings and Closings. For now, we are focused on keeping Houston’s existing restaurants open. There are a number of restaurants, bars and nightclubs that have suspended operations temporarily because of the coronavirus. When noted, please remember…

Reviews For The Self-Quarantined: Raiders Of The Lost Ark

COVID-19 has already drastically altered our lives; forcing millions of Americans to remain home and practice “social distancing” to (hopefully) slow the spread of the disease. Movie theaters are also closing and the release dates of just about every major studio release has been pushed to the end of the…

Kathy Valentine of the Go-Go’s Reveals All She Ever Wanted

Note: Due to the coronavirus outbreak, the book signing/meet and greet with Kathy Valentine scheduled for April 26 at Cactus Music has been postponed indefinitely. For Kathy Valentine, it was a Christmas gift that not only kept on giving, but in many ways came to define her life and music…

There’s Never Been a Better Time For the Vulcan Salute

As with all new habits, we’ve still got some fine-tuning to do. The handshake — an age-old custom designed to show the hand holds no weapon — is now verboten. It seems our hands are in fact weaponized with insidious, invisible little viruses that are hell-bent on demolishing humanity. We’ve…

HISD Cancels its Food Distribution Starting Today

Houston ISD has announced it is cancelling its food distribution sites throughout the district starting today. Previously scheduled pickup availability will not be happening. HISD was operating the food giveaways for students and their families in partnership with the Houston Food Bank. In response to high demand after iit first…

Moons of Madness: Cthulhu on Mars

Rating: 4.5 out of 5 H.P. Lovecraft has been going through a renaissance in video games lately thanks to titles like Call of Cthulhu and The Sinking City. None of them are as good as Moons of Madness, now out on PS4 and Xbox One. The game focuses on a…

Stay Home, Snack Healthy with Chipmonk Baking Cookies

After social distancing for more than a few days, it’s all too easy to fall into the all-day snacking trap at home. If you’re currently dreaming of a cookie that will curb your cravings and also just happens to be low-carb, low-sugar and delivered to your doorstep, now is a…

Fort Bend Opens First COVID-19 Testing Site in County

Fort Bend County Judge KP George and Fort Bend County Health & Human Services Director and Local Health Authority Dr. Jacquelyn Johnson Minter in coordination with OakBend Medical Group Wednesday night announced the first COVID-19 testing site in Fort Bend County. “Oakbend Medical Group is launching the first COVID-19 testing…

Wednesday’s Coronavirus Developments in the Houston Area

On Wednesday, Gov. Abbott got the Major Disaster Declaration he wanted from the White House that will enable him to apply for increased federal assistance. “The President’s declaration opens up new sources of funding for individual and public assistance that will help Texas respond to this public health emergency and…

New Restrictions From the Houston Parks Department

Well, here it is. Some City of Houston facilities are not as open as they were for a while. Blame the coronavirus. Dog parks are still open, however.  Here’s today’s release from the Houston Parks and Recreation Department. Closed Park Facilities The Memorial Park Tennis Center, Lee LeClear Tennis Center,…

Coronavirus Food Tips: Don’t Waste the Goods

You’ve done all your shopping. You and the people you love are hunkered down, working from home and ready for the long haul. It might be a while. It’s time to make the most of what is in your house and at your disposal.  Houston is not on a mandatory…

Governor Supports Restaurants Selling Retail To Get The Supply Chain Moving

Governor Abbott announced earlier today his support for restaurants to sell retail products directly to consumers. The initiative was headed by Dr. Emily Williams Knight, CEO of the Texas Restaurant Association, and State Representative Tan Parker (R-Flower Mound), who worked with the governor and key agencies to create guidelines effective…

An Important Message From the Houston Press

Dear Friend, First of all, thank you for supporting the Houston Press. Clearly, without our readers we couldn’t exist, couldn’t continue telling you stories that might otherwise have gone untold. Right now we are dedicated to keeping you informed about every facet of how the coronavirus is affecting our community…

Take Out Reviews: Georgia James

Pandemic aside, who doesn’t love take-out? The convenience of taking home our favorite restaurant meals was, perhaps, something we took for granted before it became the only way to eat out. Long before this crisis, carry-out was a constant part of my busy life. That said, even the best take-home…

Quarantine Cooking: The Ever-Versatile Dutch Baby Pancake

With social distancing being of the utmost importance right now, it’s a good time to make use of that one room you always say you’re going to get to know better: the kitchen. Here, we share a family-friendly recipe that can become breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert. The Dutch Baby…

Harris County Opens More COVID-19 Testing Sites

Harris County had some good news to deliver this morning with the announcement that it has opened more coronavirus testing sites and they are open to anyone with symptoms  — once you qualify through the county’s screening procedure.  “We finally received the supplies from the federal government to be able…

Streaming Productions A Tricky Prospect For Most Houston Theaters

Almost immediately upon learning of the temporary theater closures across the United States due to coronavirus, it seemed as though every critic in America began filing stories detailing the ways audiences could stream plays and musicals online. Want to see the Tony-Award winning Indecent, Patrick Stewart in Macbeth or Brokeback…

Paper Towels and Pee Pads: Surviving the COVID-19 TP Shortage

In the first week of the coronavirus pandemic, across the country people were stocking up on the essentials: milk, eggs, cleaning supplies and toilet paper. Worries over quarantines and what measures we might be forced to take in the coming weeks and months caused a lot of people to lose…

Genesis Blu Drops New Single “Matter” Early

If there is any upside to the current crisis it’s that a lot of artists are releasing their work early and online for the fans who are stuck in their houses. One of those is Houston hip hop artista Genesis Blu, who just dropped “Matter” from her upcoming EP Magical…

Houston Native and Music Megastar Kenny Rogers Dies at 81

And somewhere in the darkness, the Gambler he broke even. This won’t be the first – or hundredth – obituary for singer Kenny Rogers which quotes that line from his signature tune, “The Gambler.” The Don Schlitz-penned story song about two Old West characters on a train with one imparting…

HISD Readies Its Online Learning Operation, Log On Monday

Houston ISD Interim Superintendent Grenita Lathan announced today that on Monday, March 23, the district will launch HISD@H.O.M.E. with studnets and parents able to log in on that day, with lessons and activities starting the followin gMonday on March 30. Recognizing that some families may not have internet service or…

Friday’s Coronavirus News in the Houston Area [UPDATED]

On a day when more stores (Kohls for instance) announced they were temporarily closing and the number of confirmed coronavirus cases Texas stood at 325  and 5 deaths, one of the four city-county publicly-operated free drive thru centers in Harris County was due to open Friday. As Mayor Sylvester Turner…

Take-Out Reviews: Fajitas A Go Go

There’s no two ways around it, folks. This sucks. The worsening COVID-19 pandemic has affected every level of our society, leaving many of us stranded in our homes, some of us jobless and many others forced to keep working in high-risk environments. You’ve probably heard it already, but perhaps no…

Openings and Closings: The Take-out Version

By now, many of us are getting a little stir crazy. We have been in isolation baking bread like John Lennon. On March 16, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner and Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo ordered restaurants to close down their dine-in operations and convert to take-out and delivery service only,…

Travels with Gen Z: The Pro Football Hall of Fame – Part II

In Part I of our series, we discussed some of the Hall’s interactive exhibits, stories of pro football’s early popularity and integration issues, and their planned interactive app. In Part II, we’ll look at the Hall’s origin, highlighted exhibits, and the Hall’s Houston connections. Note: Due to the coronavirus outbreak,…

Five Tips for Meeting Your Neighbors…From a Distance

Houston is a naturally friendly place, but it is still a big city with huge swaths of suburbia. As a result, while we may be neighborly, we don’t always know who our neighbors are. People are busy and don’t often have time to socialize and there is backyard life, which…

Take Two Minutes to Support Houston Restaurants Today

Houston restaurants need your help, and they need it NOW (like literally, today). Since the Harris County mandate on Monday to close all bars and end dine-in service for restaurants through April 3 in an effort to increase social distancing to help slow the spread of coronavirus, many restaurants are…

HISD Suspends Friday Food Distribution Due to Expected Rain

Houston ISD has announced that because the weather in Houston is supposed to be bad on Friday, it won’t be doing its food distribution. It will resume operations on Monday, March 23. According to a press release “Families who do not have transportation and must walk to the site can…

Tech Needs Increase as People Work from Home

Grocery stores are not the only retail establishments with lines over the last week or two. While many have been hoarding toilet paper and searching in vain for hand sanitizer, others have lined up at computer stores looking for ways to expand their home offices while on extended hiatus from…

Top 5 High Fidelity Songs to Lift Spirits During the High Anxiety

If you’re binge watching television shows during your sudden self-quarantine, here’s a recommendation from a fellow television and music lover. Hulu’s High Fidelity, a reboot of the 2000 John Cusack film and Nick Hornby novel, is entertaining and affords a bit of nostalgic familiarity in these times of uncertainty. Hulu’s…

Stay Calm And Listen To Good Music: Coronavirus Playlist

It feels like the whole world is coming to an end but let’s all remember, it’s not really.  Well, at least let’s hope not.  This may be the first time we have experienced a situation quite like this with important events getting canceled left and right and everyone hunkering down…

Coronavirus Anxiety? Maybe It’s Time for Therapy

Since Monday, Houston has been under more and more stringent social-distancing protocols in order to halt the spread of the novel coronavirus COVID-19. The closure of many businesses plus the shutting down of most of the city’s recreational facilities, are leading to widespread financial distress and other anxieties that are…

Houston Restaurateurs Send Petition to Mayor Turner

Making the point that Houston restaurants have given so much to the community whenever there has been a natural disaster or major event in the city, a number of Houston restaurateurs today signed a letter to Mayor Sylvester Turner asking him for help during the coronavirus crisis. On Monday, Harris…

Justin Verlander Out Six Weeks After Groin Surgery

File this under things to be done when the coronavirus shuts down your league. It was announced on Tuesday that pitcher Justin Verlander would miss six weeks after undergoing successful surgery on his groin. This, it would seem, is unrelated to the lat injury he sustained during spring training. Fortunately,…

James Beard Foundation Honors Sylvia Casares

It’s a combination of triumph and tragedy. The James Beard Foundation is inviting Houston celebrity chef, Sylvia Casares, to showcase her cuisine at the James Beard House in New York City, date to be determined. The invitation is one of the most coveted honors in the food industry, and Casares…

Four Ways to Replace the Sports You Will Be Missing

With sporting events canceled worldwide, spectators and fans may be finding passing the time (in isolation) to be a bit tedious. Live sporting events are, after all, a way many Americans enjoy spending their time, either in person or on television. Without those options, many fans will feel like children…

Houston Art Car Parade 2020 is Cancelled

The Houston Art Car Parade that draws visitors from around the world, has been canceled for this year because of the affects of the coronavirus on the area. In a just-released statement  the Orange Show announced it was cancelling the 33 year-old event for 2020 whcih was to have taken…

Shawty McNaughty: Good Music for the End of the World

I can’t remember the last time a stoned dude handed me a CD outside a donut shop, much less took it seriously. There was something about the guy who introduced himself as Shawty MacNaughty, though. He looked and dressed like a black Bob Dylan, and even though he was high…

Travels with Gen Z: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame – Part I

Note: Due to the coronavirus outbreak, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will be closed until at least March 27. Like countless teenagers before him, Vincent Ruggiero cautiously picks up a used guitar in a garage surrounded by posters of bands with other instruments strewn about. Hoisting the strap…

Coronavirus Tips: Life During a Pandemic

By now, most of us have settled into our pandemic routine. For some, it means stockpiling toilet paper and hand sanitizer. For others, it means posting on social media non-stop about what a hoax it is. For the majority of us, it means taking precautions, washing our hands and avoiding…

How to Help Theaters And Artists Affected By Coronavirus

The theater has always been the place we go to in times of trouble. Sitting in the dark with our fellow humans, experiencing stories about the people we share the world with, provides us with insight, distraction, a sense of community and at times a much-needed laugh. So, the closing…

Time to End the NBA Season and Re-Think Baseball

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have said that no groups larger than 50 should gather for the next two months. The President has said it could be July before things return to normal. Cities around the country including Houston are putting restrictions on everything from gatherings to bars…

Houston Press Menu of Menus® 2020 Postponed Till June 2

The Houston Press is postponing its annual Menu of Menus® event, originally scheduled for April 7, until June 2 because of concerns caused by the coronavirus. In a statement released today, the Press said: “Out of an abundance of caution and in order to follow the guidelines set by the Centers…

Houston Grocery Stores Not Shutting Down

Houston grocery stores are not shutting down because of the coronavirus. There is no issue with the food supply chain, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner repeatedly stressed at an 11 a.m. news conference today. And if you are looking for a job, go to H-E-B, Kroger or Randalls because they are…

Social Judging: Casting Aspersions in the Era of Coronavirus

Sitting at home over the weekend, social media was difficult to ignore. There were photos of friends out at dinner, posts about drinking at favorite bars and gathering for birthday parties. Given all the recent calls by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to take rather extreme precautions including…

NFL Players Vote To Pass New Collective Bargaining Agreement

With the coronavirus pandemic and the complete shutdown of sporting events as its backdrop, the NFL Players Association, on Saturday night, ratified a new Collective Bargaining Agreement that is set to begin immediately, and will run through 2030. As we all know, here in Houston, this was not an agreement…

In Search of Live Music During the Coronavirus Scare

Much of Houston’s and the world’s music news over the past week has focused on concert cancellations in the wake of COVID-19 concerns. From the biggest acts in the world to our local favorites, music artists have been forced to adjust their calendars and their livelihoods as long-planned events have…

Republicans Think Rules Don’t Apply to Them

“People who are against him get the law. People who are his friends or can help him out? Merry Christmas.” -Rachel Maddow Liberals have got to stop doing is trying to point out the hypocrisy of Republicans in power. For one, they are bad at it, which you can see…

AMC Theaters Stay Open During Outbreak, Halve Capacity

Moviegoers may still have a home during the quarantining from COVID-19 thanks to AMC Theaters. The chain announced that they will remain open despite the threat of the novel coronavirus, but they will be taking extra precautions to protect patrons. The foremost of these is that they will be immediately…

Doc Celebrates 50 Years of Houston’s Own ZZ Top

ZZ Top: That Little Ol’ Band From Texas 125 mins./DVD + Blu-Ray $29.98 Eagle Rock Entertainment Last year, the three members of ZZ Top — singer/guitarist Billy Gibbons, singer/bassist Dusty Hill, and drummer Frank Beard — celebrated 50 years together, the longest of any major rock band without any lineup…

Restaurant Deals During the Coronavirus

By now, we are all feeling overwhelmed by current events. The coronavirus pandemic has led to the cancellation of our beloved Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, the 61st Saint Patrick’s Day Parade in downtown Houston and numerous events across our city and our nation. While many of us will feel…

#HoustonSafe: City Can Survive Another Crisis if We Are Smart

In 2017, the world got its first glimpse of the resilience of Houstonians when Hurricane Harvey deluged the region with rainfall. They witnessed neighbors helping neighbors and everyday residents handling an impossible situation with toughness and kindness. Today, we face a completely different challenge. Instead of banding together, we need…

Rudyard’s Gets an Instant Makeover

Lelia Rodgers remembers the band that played the night Rudyard’s first opened its upstairs live music show space. It was a Thursday night in 1997, she said, and the headliner was Moses Guest. When the band members arrived, they were confused by the changes made to the venue, which was…

NCAA Tourney Canceled, Sports Leagues Suspended Over COVID-19

Most professional sports leagues have announced over the past couple of days that they would be suspending play for at least a month. In the case of the fledgling XFL and the NCAA Men’s and Women’s Basketball Tournaments, it’s full on cancelation. On Thursday, the NCAA announced it would cancel…

Grocery Store Madness Just in Case of a Quarantine (We Think)

Chips it became clear, are really important for the end times. Trips to several greater Houston area grocery stores Thursday revealed completely empty shelves in certain sections of the store while shopping carts became a prized acquisition. Apparently sparked by fears of CORVID-19 and despite Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner’s pleas…

A Critic Doesn’t Look Forward to Weeks Without Houston Theater

What are we to do? How much self-quarantine can theatergoers endure without a healthy dose of art to inoculate us against the slings and arrows of everyday life? We will see, I guess. Many theaters in Houston (Alley, Catastrophic, Stages, Miller Outdoor, Houston Ballet, Classical) have already postponed their current…

Sports Leagues Face Cancellations Due to Coronavirus Fears

On Wednesday evening, the NBA announced that it would suspend the 2019-20 season until further notice after the Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder game was abruptly canceled. According to reports, at least one Jazz player was confirmed to have contracted COVID-19, which was discovered before the game began. Speculation…

Houston Texans 2020 Offseason Position Preview: Safeties

Getting through the analysis of the cornerback position was a cathartic process. As of right now, it’s not very good, but fortunately a secondary is comprised of two elements — cornerbacks and safeties — and while the cornerback position is in teardown mode, the safety position, at the very least,…

Houston Concert Watch 3/11: Gwen Stefani and More

Concerns about the Coronavirus be damned, the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is officially in full-swing. More than 566,000 people attended activities on the grounds between March 3 and 9, and 439,000 of them attended concerts inside NRG Stadium, according to RodeoHouston’s web site. Which is to say that if…

Take A Trip Down Music’s Memory Lane With Dave Bennett [UPDATED]

The Houston Symphony will welcome multi-talented artist Dave Bennett for Swing to Rock with Dave Bennett, running March 20 – 22. Music lovers will have the chance to relive a century worth of music put into one show, including hits from Benny Goodman, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash and Bennett’s most recent album.

Five Astros with Injury Concerns to Watch

Justin Verlander’s lat. Yordan Alvarez’s knee. There are already a couple of injuries for two of the Astros most important players and we haven’t even gotten to March 15. While both appear to be relatively minor — the whole “abundance of caution” taking on a meaning outside the coronavirus —…

The Blessings and Curses of Working From Home

As most parents who have less than perfect children know, a student ordered home on suspension can usually cover the homework assignments sent with him in less than half the time they would take in school. Rid of distractions and downtime, it’s remarkable how any student’s productivity can increase. If…

Social Media Is Changing Us Some More

“I love you Gramma,” a toddler sputters from her high chair, followed with an impromptu giggle: 201 likes. (Two-year old grandson opens a bag of flour—it goes everywhere—and he looks up wide-eyed.): 157 likes. In the day or so since posting, ticks begin to dwindle as does the excitement of…

St. Patrick’s Day Turns Houston Green [UPDATED]

It’s the most emerald time of the year, where the most diverse city in the United States turns Irish for a day, or a week at some establishments around town. It’s a celebratory time where we are all full of blarney and have no idea what we are actually celebrating…

Post Malone Brings Forlorn Celebration to Toyota Center

Post Malone Toyota Center March 9, 2020 Austin Richard Post is renowned for wearing his heart on his sleeve. Better known by his stage name Post Malone, the chart-topping singer-songwriter has made a name for himself by combining elements of pop and rap music, with an emphasis on sentimental lyricism. It…

Coronavirus Memes to Ease The Tension

On the modern-day annoyance scale that ranks things zero to Run-Around by Blues Traveler, the mounting concern caused by the spread of the coronavirus actually registers off the charts at: the live version of Run-Around. Per usual, memes mocking the ins and outs of modern-day life have come to the…

Why Are You Hoarding Toilet Paper? We Want to Know.

The coronavirus is essentially holding the entire world hostage. Trips are being canceled. Markets are crashing. People are dying. Cats and dogs living together…mass hysteria intense concern. And we have no desire to downplay the impacts of the coronavirus or underplay the need for safety and good hygiene. We practice…

Houston Theaters Respond To Coronavirus Worries

“Dear Patrons, Your health and safety is important to us. We want to assure you that our priority is making sure you feel safe and informed.” Emails like this one from A.D. Players started flooding inboxes late last week as theaters all over Houston assured audience members that despite coronavirus…

Houston Texans 2020 Offseason Position Preview: Linebackers

When it comes to the Texans’ defense, which statistically was one of the worst in football last season, there is absolutely talent in certain spots, and there were times in a 10-6 season where they produced at relatively high levels. If we’re charting the strong suits of the defensive unit,…

Trying Out Ike’s Love and Sandwiches

While I am generally loathe to consider sandwiches from national chains for the best sandwiches in Houston list, I still want to try out any place that makes a point of crafting great hoagies. The California chain, Ike’s Love and Sandwiches, is the second such place that has opened in…

Ramon Ayala Headlines Go Tejano Day at RodeoHouston

Ramon Ayala Go Tejano Day NRG Stadium March 8, 2020 Many artists have their signature instruments: Stevie Wonder makes magic on the piano/keyboard, Carlos Santana wails with his electric guitar, and Willie Nelson serenades us with notes from Trigger. In the same respect, the stories of love, heartbreak, and nightlife…

Jill Scott Takes Her Fans Down Memory Lane

“You’ve got to listen real down deep,” whispered Jill Scott as she waved her hand and quieted the band behind her. The Philly songstress walked across the stage while addressing the sold out crowd at the Revention Music Center Sunday night. The walls of the performance hall vibrated as the…

Roughnecks Remain Undefeated with Win Over Seattle

Down twice to the Seattle Dragons and struggling with three turnovers, Roughnecks quarterback P.J. Walker did what he has been doing all season. He stepped up and got the ball to Cam Philips. Walker finished with 357 yards and three touchdowns, two to Phillips who also had 10 catches for…

Verlander Exits Game with Sore Triceps

The Astros are loaded with talent in the lineup, the rotation and even the bullpen, but there is one equalizer: injuries. During their run of success of the last few years, the Astros have managed to avoid big, season-long injuries with the exception of Lance McCullers, Jr. There were problematic…

Just Warming Up: Raul Malo Brings His Solo Show To Houston {UPDATED]

Latino contributions to rock and roll have been significantly overlooked historically. Artists like Richie Valens and the Sir Douglas Quintet influenced the layout for popular music in their time and beyond, without always getting the credit they deserve. Raul Malo of The Mavericks agrees, “It certainly is under appreciated, but…

Maren Morris Brings Her Imminent Mom Energy To The Rodeo

Maren Morris NRG Stadium March 7, 2020 Maren Morris will make you feel like an underachiever. She released her first album at the age of 15, and would drop two more (while writing songs for the likes of Tim McGraw and Kelly Clarkson) before her major label debut. 2016’s Hero vaulted…

Chance The Rapper Renews Fanbase’s Faith At RodeoHouston Debut

Chance The Rapper NRG Stadium March 6, 2020 Better late than never, as they say. Ask any Chance The Rapper fan, and they’ll tell you the Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter was supposed to perform in Houston back in January. The 26-year-old Chicago native had announced a tour in support of his debut album, The…

Austin Cancels SXSW Because of Coronavirus Fears

Austin city officials announced Friday afternoon that this year’s SXSW festival has been canceled over concerns about the novel coronavirus. In a statement, festival organizers said they were “devastated” by the cancellation of the festival, which was scheduled for March 13-21, but would try to reschedule the event. Organizers said…

Gold Buckle Foodie Awards 2020: Get Fried

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is famous for many things. Trail riders and mutton-bustin’. Sold-out concerts and carnival rides galore. And lots of animals, be they livestock or party people. Most importantly, the annual event has raised 500 million dollars since 1957 for educational scholarships for young Texas scholars…

Becky G Performs Perfect Tribute to Selena at RodeoHouston

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Mayor Turner Implores Houstonians To Not Let Fear Take Over

As of Thursday, five cases of coronavirus, or COVID-19, (four in Harris County, one in Fort Bend County,) have been confirmed. It was coming. We knew it. Now it’s here.  Supermarkets are cleared of bare essentials; toilet paper, Advil, you name it. Fistbumps—even foot taps—have replaced the handshake, and hand sanitizer…

Who’s the Bully in From White Plains at MATCH?

Thunderclap Productions, who’s that? Weeks ago, I received an Evite to review their latest show, From White Plains, at Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston. Latest? Who are they, and what other shows have I missed? I looked them up. Oh, that company… Thunderclap has such a sketchy production history…

La Fin Du Bond: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

We’re revisiting the highs and lows of Eon’s James Bond movies in the lead-up to No Time to Die. This week, Bond gets married … briefly. The first James Bond movie not starting Sean Connery, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service desperately wants you to remember it still is a James…

Rockets Crushed by Clippers in Disappointing Week

It started in New York. Facing an awful Knicks team, the Rockets got down early, made a run to come back, but fell short late. It was the type of game you could argue the team looked past with a showdown Thursday night at home versus the team just ahead…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Way Back

Title: The Way Back Describe This Movie In One Married… with Children Quote: AL BUNDY: Let me tell you something, I served my country: I played high school football. Four touchdowns in one game, yet I’m not exempt from state and federal taxes. Is this how you treat us heroes? Brief…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Booze Can Sunday is Back

Here’s a look at this weekend’s best culinary happenings: Memorial City Restaurant Weeks All month long Memorial City has launched its month-long Memorial City Restaurant Weeks campaign, showcasing specially-curated lunches and dinners from top area restaurants, with a portion of the price of each meal benefiting Memorial Hermann Foundation. Restaurants…

The Classic Mode in Final Fantasy VII Remake Isn’t Very Classic

The first level of the loooooong-awaited Final Fantasy VII Remake dropped unexpectedly this week. The iconic opening of the game where Cloud, Barret, and a misfit group of eco-terrorists attack the Shinra Mako reactor looks absolutely gorgeous and plays like a dream. But there’s always a however… One of the…

Houston Texans 2020 Offseason Position Preview: Offensive Line

We talked earlier in the week about the instantaneous transformation of the Texans’ running back position literally DURING training camp, and how amazing that was. Incredibly enough, that wasn’t even the most incredible positional metamorphosis on the offensive side of the ball for the Texans. That would be the offensive…

Willie Nelson Takes Victory Lap At RodeoHouston

Willie Nelson NRG Stadium March 4, 2020 Willie Nelson is one of a kind. For nearly 60 years now, he has been one of country music’s most beloved icons, capable of bringing audiences to the brink of tears with melancholic tunes like “Always On My Mind” only to swiftly lift their…

Breaking Down U.S. Sports’ Response to the Coronavirus

The stories of infections and deaths related to the coronavirus have prompted quarantines and event cancellations around the world. In France, gatherings of more than 5,000 people were banned. Chinese officials outright forced citizens in some areas to remain indoors. In Houston, several events have been canceled over fears of…

Biden Takes Texas in Super Tuesday Democratic Primaries

Super Tuesday in Texas turned out to be a good day for Joe Biden. In day-of voting he pulled ahead of Bernie Sanders to take the lead in the Democratic primary here and the battle for its 110 party delegates. He also won Alabama, Arkansas, Maine, North Carolina, Massachusetts, Minnesota,…

Come From Away Reminds Us What Kindness Looks Like

For months now I’ve been urging everyone I meet who has even the slightest affection for the theater to make sure they see Come From Away when it plays in Houston. “I absolutely adore every second of this show, you will too”, I promise. “Great”, they ask. “What’s it about?”…

Get Ready to Be Between Riverside and Crazy at 4th Wall

If you thought 4th Wall Theatre Company’s 2018 production of Stephen Adly Guirgis’s Jesus Hopped the ‘A’Train was top-level theater (as we at the Houston Press did) then you’re probably not going to want to miss the same playwright’s 2015 Pulitzer Prize-winning Between Riverside and Crazy. Opening at Studio 101…

Smoked Out: Pizzitola’s Bar-B-Cue

Increasingly, the landscape of Texas barbecue has become one of new versus old. 12-hour low-and-slow pits versus three-hour high heat smokers. Dinosaur-sized beef ribs versus sauce-slathered pork ribs. Ethnic fusions and hipster beards versus old school pit bosses smoking the classics. In Houston, the nouveau trends of Central Texas have…

Houston Concert Watch 3/4: Willie Nelson and More

RodeoHouston is here, folks. And while this year’s lineup boasts plenty of acts worth seeing — from seasoned veterans to rising stars — NRG Arena won’t be the only venue in town playing great music. So keep scrolling to see our picks for this week’s best concerts, ranging from classic…

ScreamWorld to Open Friday the 13th, Then Close Indefinitely

Houston’s longest-running horror attraction, ScreamWorld, will open for a special night of scares on Friday, March 13, and then close for the foreseeable future. “It seems only fitting that after 31 years of terrorizing well over 1 million patrons, we’ll open our doors one last time on Friday the 13th,”…

Exploring the Sandwiches of Florida’s Central Gulf Coast

Tampa stakes a claim as the home of the cubano, the Cuban pressed pork sandwich that is an obsession for some (yours truly included). The origin story here is that the sandwiches were made to serve a growing population of Cuban immigrants, particularly low wage workers. There are those who…

Not Dead Yet: Jon Dee Graham Comes Back Swinging

Don’t worry, Jon Dee Graham was only dead for a little while. The beloved Austin artist had a close call this past summer but he’s back on his feet and playing the guitar with more energy than before and a band of Houston artists lighting a fire deep from deep…

Kitchen Gear Essentials: The Chef’s Knife

Brand new to the kitchen? Trying to figure out what gear you need to get the job done? Or maybe you’re getting married and want to add to the registry. We’ve got you covered with basic kitchen essentials for the home cook. There is perhaps no more critical cooking instrument…

Four Rockets Players Replacing Height with Toughness

The Rockets playing “small ball” seems to be about the only thing people can talk about these days. They are either super high on the concept or see it as an “experiment” bound to fail. At this point, the team is 10-3 in games with the smaller lineup despite a…

Five Annoying Habits of Houston Drivers in the Rain

Two things Houstonians like to complain about the most are the weather and traffic. We have a lot of both here. The weather is in the form of rain quite often, sometimes significant amounts. The traffic is always significant and never easy. But when you put the two of them…

A Power Shake Playlist Because You’re Fantastic

Did you seriously think we were going to leave you in a four-foot hole, five miles outside Vegas without six McDonald’s straws attached end-to-end for air and a gardening trowel seven inches away from your left hand to dig yourself out? Come on. Shortly after a breakup, what you need…

Dropouts: The Great American Workforce Waiting to Happen

In The King’s Speech, a movie about King George VI’s ascension to the throne of the British Empire – the royal hires a speech therapist, named Lionel Logue, to overcome his stammer. The most powerful scene in the movie is when the king questions his teacher’s educational background, or lack there…

Market Square Park Gets In The Groove With DiverCity Project

Downtown District is launching DiverCity Project, a bi-monthly concert series held at Market Square Park, that will showcases the city’s multicultural musical influences. Houston Brass Quintet, along with guest performers, will provide the programming, which includes six hourlong concerts with themes including jazz with African roots, Middle Eastern, Western Bluegrass.

Doctor Who: The End to a Very Frustrating Season

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Four Astros Who Need to Have Big Seasons

As opening day inches ever closer, the play on the field for the Astros has finally begun to get more attention — at least locally — than the disaster off the diamond during the offseason. During Spring Training, most players aren’t concerned about stats as they work on fine tuning…

Memes Are Fun, Memes Are Powerful

A digitized baby— a 3D baby, dancing to Blue Swede’s oogachaka, oogachaka. How amusing. Gerald really is the office jokester—I can think of at least 15 people to email this too. Circa 1996. Look at these ridiculous cat pictures and the dumb stuff that comes out of their mouths. “I…

This Week in Houston Food Events: The Crawfish Croissant is Here

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Seasonal specials Crawfish Croissant at EggHaus Gourmet EggHaus Gourmet, 2042 East T C Jester, has launched its Crawfish Croissant, a freshly-baked EggHaus croissant stuffed with rice and house-made crawfish étouffée. Get it now throughout crawfish season (roughly through the end of…

Beach Bunny Leaps Into Secret Group with Honeymoon Tour

In between songs is the ideal time for a front-woman to hydrate onstage. With the heat of the lights, the stench of sweat from the crowd, and hollering into the mike about relationships that you wish would just work themselves out, a girl’s gotta drink. Throughout Beach Bunny’s sold out Secret…

YBN Cordae Brings The Lost Boy Tour to Warehouse Live

Chants of “One More Time!” filled the ballroom of Warehouse Live. YBN Cordae looked back at his DJ and laughed at the overwhelming response. “Y’all want to do that again?” the North Carolina rapper asked the crowd as he walked back toward the center of the stage. He stood and…

La Fin Du Bond: You Only Live Twice

We’re revisiting the highs and lows of Eon’s James Bond movies in the lead-up to No Time to Die. This week, it’s 007’s not-so excellent Japanese adventure. Despite the fact mankind has only traveled to the Moon a handful of times, we as a species have gotten pretty blasé about space travel…

1984: A Timely Look at Big Brother and an End to Privacy

In 1949, George Orwell published his book 1984, a look into a dystopian future in which the state, AKA Big Brother, monitors all human activity and squelches any dissent and individuality. At the time he was influenced by Soviet Stalinism and events in Europe post World War II. Playwrights Robert…

Rockets Continue Roll in Romp Over Grizzlies

Jonas Valanciunas and his Memphis teammates kept getting rebound after rebound. They crushed the Rockets on the offensive glass 22-9. They shot respectably from the three point line when it mattered and had fewer turnovers. The Rockets still blew them out 140-112 on Wednesday night in Toyota Center, leading by…

The Alley Theatre Unveils Part of its 2020-21 Season

A new musical Noir promising “a web of love, lies, deceit and danger” will be on stage at the Alley Theatre in the 2020-21 Season along with four other just-announced productions, according to Alley Artistic Director Rob Melrose. Noir opens in January, but fast-forward to the summer and another production…

Four Thoughts on the Rockets Final 25 Games of the Season

As has been the case over the last few seasons here in Houston, where the Rockets began this season is quite different from where they are with just 25 games remaining before the playoffs. The Rockets have gone deeper into the Daryl Morey and Mike D’Antoni philosophy of threes, free…

Beach Bunny to Bring Honeymoon to Secret Group

When Lili Trifilio studied journalism at DePaul University, she probably didn’t anticipate her then-solo project Beach Bunny would blossom into a fully formed pop-punk outfit playing festival sets or headlining a near sold out national tour in support of their recently released Honeymoon LP. An early tour Texas stretch finds…

Upper Crust: Frank’s Pizza

There’s a slice of pizza for every occasion: the football game and a beer slice, the college all-nighter slice, the kids’ sleepover slice, the fancy date night slice. Each pie tied to a moment of nostalgia, a sense memory that endears the simple Itianian street-food to our culture and cements…

Houston Concert Watch 2/26: Tennis and More

RodeoHouston kicks off this week, and you know what that means, folks. It’s time for carnival rides, funnel cakes and mutton bustin’. So get your boots shined, your jeans hemmed, your hats fitted and break out those belt buckles because it’s time to ride! Midland will open this year’s festivities, but…

Four Astros Training Camp Storylines…Besides the Cheating

It’s been a really, really long offseason despite the fact that the Astros played until literally the last day of the offseason. Obviously the news has been dominated by a series of scandals culminating with the commissioners’ report that the Astros cheated. As spring training opened, it only seemed to…

Breakups Happen. Here Are Some Pain Songs.

So. Like a Civil War battlefield amputation, your relationship took a turn for the worse. We’re sorry he/ she didn’t turn out to be all butterflies and strawberries. There, there. On the upside, now you can wallow for a week or so in pain songs, and what’s this— we’ve collected…

The Road of Southern Avenue Leads to Blues, Soul, and Funk

When he landed in Memphis, Tennessee in 2013 to compete in the annual International Blues Challenge and represent his native Israel, it was a dream come true for guitarist Ori Naftaly. And while victory in his category eluded him, he quickly made some contacts, formed a band, and went on…

We Crave Temporary Experiences, Popups Deliver

Blasts of neon light with accompanying music all fueled by personal touch at The Color Factory. Bright yellow shipping container Café Bustelo slinging cortaditos and hot, crisp empanadas. A trip to the theater that’s actually located in an Airbnb to see All Through The House. Keep these one-of-a-kind popups coming,…

Four Days, Four Sandwich Shops in Austin

Austin is an interesting food town. It’s short on diversity but long on craft with plenty of interesting and unique restaurants — along with a whole mess of barbecue and taco joints. While visiting friends and relatives recently, I wondered how their sandwiches stack up. In Houston, the list is…

Rodeo Uncorked Best Bites 2020: Scenes and Winners

And thus, it begins. The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo 2020 got kicked off last evening with the Rodeo Uncorked! Best Bites Competition which featured 113 Houston restaurants serving delicious bites along with pours of 450 wines from the 2020 Rodeo Uncorked! International Wine Competition to accompany them. Officially Rodeo…

New Opera: The Leader May Go the Distance

Opera in the Heights’ New Works Festival, a two-weekend presentation of world premieres has a winner in The Leader. I believe this one will have a full afterlife. Composer Karim Al-Zand teaches at the Shepherd’s School of Music at Rice University, and to judge by his work here, he must…

Fish Fridays: Where to Eat in Houston During Lent 2020

After the decadence of “Fat Tuesday,” the 40 days of Lent begin, a time of prayer, atonement, and sacrifice that traditionally comes in the form of meat-free Fridays. All of it leads up to Easter Sunday, which this year, falls on Sunday, April 12 (with Good Friday on April 10)…

Road Trips 101: Highway Rules for Long Drives

For some, road trips are liberating. See the landscape up close. Control your travel and don’t worry about flight delays and cramped airplanes. It’s not for everyone, obviously, but if you enjoy or think you might like to try a long drive consider this your primer. We will cover everything…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Fat Tuesday Boils and Go Texan Day Eats

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Seasonal specials Westheimer Crawfish Crawl with Underbelly Hospitality Underbelly Hospitality is celebrating Houston’s favorite season with a season-long Crawfish Crawl. Now through the end of May, grab your Crawfish Passport at an Underbelly Hospitality restaurant, get it punched with any crawfish…

Paulie Think Drops In Again

On his first day back in Texas, Paulie Think had a gnarly wipeout on his skateboard. “Actually, I ate shit in the H-E-B parking lot. I was on my skateboard,” said the avid skater and musician. “I was going down the hill out the parking lot and I don’t know…

A Good Cast Works Hard in Yeltsin in Texas

Opera world premieres don’t grow on trees. They’re expensive, time consuming, and usually a logistic nightmare to prepare. Also they’re a big gamble. With yet another production of Boheme at least the design team and the audience know what to expect. When it’s set on Mars, that’s another problem all…

Dead Eye Boy Fails To Disturb

There are shows where the performances are so superb, they distract, making a less than stellar play seem better than it is. Conversely, a decent enough play may be made less palatable by a weak performance. Both of these scenarios are present in Dirt Dogs Theatre’s production of Angus MacLachlan’s,…

Rockets’ New Additions Paying Dividends Already

Robert Covington stopped with the ball at the top of the key about three feet beyond the arc. He calmly took the shot and drained it. It was one of Covington’s five made three pointers in the Rockets 135-105 laugher win over the Golden State Warriors Thuirsday night. Covington, who…

La Fin Du Bond: From Russia With Love

On April 10, the 25th (official) James Bond movie hits theaters. No Time to Die also marks the (allegedly) last time Daniel Craig will don the tuxedo. While this (probably) doesn’t herald the end of 007, it’s a significant milestone nonetheless. And you know what that means: that’s right, it’s nostalgia time…

MFAH Showcases Four Millennia of Spanish Art in a Rare Exhibit

It’s probably true that the majority of people don’t discover what will become their lifelong passion as a pre-teen, but for Archer Huntington (1870-1955) that’s exactly what happened at the tender age of 12. Hailing from one of America’s wealthiest families, young Archer was on vacation in England in 1882…

Rockets Add Jeff Green, to Sign DeMarre Carroll

The Rockets did what they have done almost every year for a while now: sign veteran talent during the season. Names as varied as Austin Rivers, Gerald Green, Joe Johnson and Michael Beasley have made their way onto the roster in midseason. On Tuesday, they inked veteran swingman Jeff Green…

Why Some Brown Girls Don’t Fight Back

What we teach our kids is based on our values, our history, our experiences, and the world we live in. Teaching little girls to fight, as our own Jef Rouner recently suggested, is a response to the active threats that they will get all their life and makes sense in…

Houston Concert Watch 2/19: Joseph and More

There was a little something for everyone this week in music news. Billie Eilish released “No Time To Die,” her moody theme for the next James Bond film; Justin Bieber put out an underwhelming, albeit catchy new album; and Korn announced a co-headlining tour with Faith No More. What more…

The New Black Magic of Paul Hope & Co. at Ovations

What is it that make a Paul Hope Cabaret revue so damn delicious? Its latest revue, That Old Black Magic, the ’40s Songs of Harold Arlen is about as tasty as you would want. In the intimate space of Ovations Night Club, you sit snuggled up against other patrons in…

Astros’ Martes Suspended a Full Season for PED Use

As if the Astros needed anything else controversial to deal with, the team announced Monday that pitcher Francis Martes has been suspended 162 games for the use of a performance-enhancing drug, in this case something called Boldenone. This is the 24-year-old’s second offense in two seasons. In 2019, he got an…

Classic Rock Warriors Wishbone Ash Don a New Coat of Arms

 Though not as well known among classic rock aficionados in the United States as their home base in England or even Europe, for more than 50 years prog rockers Wishbone Ash have carved out their own place in rock history and attracted some very, very rabid fans. Known as pioneers…

Feges BBQ Plans a Second Location in Spring Branch

Erin Smith and Patrick Feges are working toward opening a second location of their critically acclaimed barbecue restaurant in Spring Branch in early 2021. The married couple opened Feges BBQ in Greenway Plaza two years ago and Feges’ mastery of the smoked meats and Smith’s creative takes on the seasonal…

The Bad Boy of Norway: Ibsen’s Peer Gynt at Classical Theatre

Classical Theatre Company has answered a question I’ve pondered for years, Why is Henrik Ibsen’s seminal drama Peer Gynt (1876) such a rarity? The only stage production I’ve seen has been Ben Stevenson’s 1981 version for Houston Ballet, a phantasmagoric adventure yarn that used almost all of Edvard Grieg’s original…

Four Improvements to Make the Rockets a Legit Contender

After a perfectly bizarre All-Star weekend, the Rockets are back in gear Thursday night against the Warriors. The figurative second half was good to the Rockets last season as they narrowly missed the second seed on the final day of the season. In 2020, they are battling for legitimacy among…

Balancing Act: Ian Moore Juggles Big Projects And Keeps Rocking

Finding balance in life can be tricky, everyone is constantly being pulled in multiple directions. Ian Moore is no different, the singer songwriter is constantly working on projects involving more than just songwriting and performing. He will be returning to Houston on Thursday, February 20 to play the Heights Theater…

Kat Edmonson Dreams Big Ahead of Heights Theater Concert

As they are in Edgar Allen Poe’s “Dream Within a Dream,” or Christopher Nolan’s Inception, dreams are a point of fascination for Houston-native jazz singer Kat Edmonson on her newest album Dreamers Do. The concept album embarks on a nocturnal journey, narrated by Edmonson’s distinct, ray-of-light voice, through a mix…

Xavier Omar Fights Sickness and Lifts His Houston Curse

“I’ve been doing this in every city with this song and I have someone special for you guys to see tonight,” exclaimed Xavier Omar as he motioned to a woman standing off stage. The lights dimmed in the smoke-filled ballroom at Warehouse live as up-and-coming singer Miche’la Walker hit the…

Blue October Opens First Weekend of Mardi Gras Galveston

Thousands gathered in Galveston’s Saengerfest Park Saturday night, crowding the stage around the headlining Blue October, quickly spilling beyond the park’s borders into surrounding streets and balconies. Before the closing notes of the opening track, the small park — which butts up against the Strand’s famous Yaga’s Cafe — was…

Four Ways the Astros Can Win Back Houston Fans

The Astros opened spring training with a rather bizarre display of canned apologies from star players and team owner Jim Crane. Things improved in the club house where players dispensed with the script and gave honest responses to questions — as honest as they could be given the circumstances. Overall,…

HAUNTER Releases Debut Single, Talks Future

“HAUNTER, for me, is almost an overcorrection,” Enoma Asowata says of his new band. A seasoned guitarist, Asowata boasts a long history in the Houston music scene. Since the age of 21, he has played in a plethora of bands, most recently serving as the guitarist for Otenki, an outfit that saw…

Four Thoughts On the Houston Astros’ Apology Fiasco

Jim Crane promised us this day would come. Back on January 13, shortly after the Astros’ owner got done terminating the Astro careers of manager A.J. Hinch and general manager Jeff Luhnow (which came shortly after the commissioner of baseball had suspended both men for failing to stop the Astros’…

Oppression Gets The Existentialist Treatment In Pass Over

Of the many smart touches Director Mekeva McNeil brings to Rec Room Arts’ production of Antionette’s Nwandu’s, Pass Over, perhaps the most astute is her decision to eschew the curtain call. A blank stage is all we’re given to indicate the end of the show. And for this we’re thankful…

Breaking The Mold: Flor De Toloache Is Indestructible

In 2020 it’s easy to think that everything has already been done.  After all, everything is cyclical and few things are really new. Flor de Toloache breaks with this sentiment by being the first all female mariachi band. The unique group will perform Sunday, February 16 at the House of…

Songs to Make The Clothes Melt Off This Valentine’s Day

Tick-tock-tick-tock—Makin’ Love With The Houston Press is hungry once again to deliver more unconventional Valentine’s Day music recommendations. Expect this lineup to melt the clothes right off your bodies wherever you may be; the kitchen, the parking lot, let’s hope not a parent/teacher conference… but I guess depending on the…

Wireless Earbuds and the Tiptoe Service Phenomenon

In the middle of wiping down a bottle of Irish whiskey, the abrasive sound of wood screeching on concrete alerted me to a new guest adjusting himself on a bar stool. Grey suit, top two buttons unfastened, he placed his cell phone on the bar and watched me approach with…

Houston Concert Watch 2/12: Silversun Pickups and More

Surely I’m not the only one who had way too much fun watching the opening weekend of the XFL. I know it’s far too early to make any projections, but the Houston Roughnecks looked like one of the strongest teams in the league during their debut. Given the ongoing mismanagement…

Trying Out the Riel-Antone’s Pizza Sub

Every month, Antone’s has been pairing with a local celebrity or chef to create a dish that is not only unique but provides money for local charities. So far, every one has been a winner from Texans linebacker Whitney Mercilus’s heavy-handed Hangover to Bun B’s chicken wing spectacular. For February,…

Former Houston Texans In The XFL, Week 1 Summary

The reviews are in for the first week of XFL action, and they are largely very good. The quality of football appears to be more than adequate, the presentation is professional and high level, and the league’s format and place on the landscape lends itself to highly competitive, highly motivated…

Houston Doesn’t Care What You Think

The Astros continue to be mired deeply within a shocking and awful cheating scandal. The Rockets have not only gone all in on small ball, but they feature two of the most surprisingly unliked superstars in James Harden and Russell Westbrook. Despite the excellence on the court and the diamond,…

Olivia Jean: The Night Owl Will Fly Into Houston

Detroit’s musical history is one of the richest and most genre spanning stories in the world. From Motown to Madonna, something about the motor city has helped to produce some of the most influential and important sounds in music. Detroit native Olivia Jean is no exception, her sound is as…

4 Reasons Tilman Fertitta Is Not Cheap

There has been an undercurrent of anger among diehard Rockets fans about owner Tilman Fertitta. The narrative goes something like, “He is too cheap to be willing to pay the luxury tax and, as a result, the team is suffering.” For those who aren’t aware, the NBA has a weird,…

Houston Concert Watch 2/5: Yola and More

Yesterday, RodeoHouston announced that Chance the Rapper, Marshmello and Houston-by-way-of-Minneapolis native Lizzo would round out its 2020 lineup. All three are noteworthy additions to this year’s schedule, but there’s plenty of music to be had between now and March as well. So we’ve compiled a list of the best acts in…

Houston’s Mocktail Revolution

Dry January is over. For some folks that means they are heading back to their debauched ways but for others, it may be a lifestyle change they want to continue. Whether it’s your turn to be the designated driver or you are committed to your hard-earned sobriety, the trend toward…

Uncle Jumbo Has Big Plans for Little Music Fans

James Pendleton’s whole life in music has been leading up to this moment. He’s certain of it. The Houston music-maker has been crafting tunes since he was a teenager, most recently and perhaps most notably as a member of Rosewood Thievz. That group, with its genre-mashing blend of R&B and…

Chance the Rapper to Take the Rodeo Stage March 6

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo welcomes Chance the Rapper on Friday, March 6. The singer, actor and hip hop artist is another of a rather eclectic lineup on non-country artists this year that includes Khalid, Marshmello, Gwen Stefani and Lizzo among others. In December, the artist canceled his entire…

Marshmello Bringing a Dance Party to the Rodeo

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo announced electronic artist and DJ Marshmello would perform at the rodeo on Friday, March 20. The pure electronic dance vibe is certain to bring a very different atmosphere to the rodeo. In recent years, the HLSR has tried to diversify its musical base from…

Rodeo Feeling Good as Hell Welcomes Lizzo March 13

Fresh off of a trio of wins and a live performance at the Grammy’s and a year filled with skyrocketing success, Houston’s own Lizzo will perform at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Friday, March 13 as part of Black Heritage Day. The talented singer (and flautist) has taken the world…

Ron Pope Brings Nashville Sound to House of Blues

Back in 2007, an unknown singer songwriter by the name of Ron Pope hit a nerve with music fans across the internet with the viral song, “A Drop in the Ocean”. With a stripped down piano melody and a gripping voice, the boy from Georgia captivated millions in the early…

Astros Hire James Click to Be New General Manager

The Houston Astros announced on Monday they have signed Tampa Bay Rays Vice President of Baseball Operations, James Click, as their new general manager to replace Jeff Luhnow who was fired in the wake of the sign-stealing scandal. The announcement comes quickly on the heels of the signing of Dusty…

“Don’t California My Texas” is So Stupid

“Don’t California my Texas!” If you hang out on news outlet Facebook pages you have probably seen this statement any time a story about Texas becoming Blue shows up. Down in the comment sections, a never-ending horde of middle-aged white people, many of them holding fish in their profile pics…

Whining and Dining: Beating the Crowd at Coltivare

Life has changed for this food writer. As a brand-new mom, poppin’ bottles has taken on a slightly different meaning. But while I find myself seeking out diaper changing tables for the first time ever, I’m still on the hunt for all the awesome happy hours, exciting menus and H-town…

Rockets Need a 2019 Finish in 2020

Last season, the Rockets were 26-20 before finishing off the season 27-9. This season, they are ahead of last year’s pace after beating New Orleans on Sunday to up their record to 31-18. But, it has felt a lot like the 2018-2019 season with injury issues and some underwhelming performances…

Streaming Services Need a Random Episode Button

The great thing about the streaming age is that nearly everything is available at our fingertips. The terrible thing about the streaming age is that nearly everything is available at our fingertips. We desperately need a random episode button on streaming services. Like a lot of adults in their late…

Celine Dion Adds Houston to Her List of Conquests

Celine Dion Toyota Center February 1, 2020 Celine Dion spent most of this century conquering Las Vegas and the live music industry with a pair of lucrative concert residencies. If you were lucky to have seen her perform any of the more than 1,000 shows she held in the desert…

Magnificent Singing in Aida Saves This HGO Production

Ancient Egypt looks mighty cheesy in Houston Grand Opera’s new production of Verdi’s colossal masterpiece Aida (1871). Granted, the former HGO production from fashionista Zhandra Rhodes (seasons 2006 and 2013) didn’t look much better, staged flat as a hieroglyphic, but at least it was psychedelic. This one, from director Phelim…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Chef

Best Chef: Austin Simmons It’s been ten years since Austin Simmons first commanded the title of executive chef at Hubbell & Hudson Bistro in The Woodlands, but it wasn’t until last year, with the rebranding of the restaurant to Tris (named after his daughter) that Simmons really began to express…

Carmageddon 4: The West Loop-ening

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the Galleria… For the past few months, there have been some inconveniences along the West Loop as the work on not only the new rapid bus lane was being completed, but the initial construction on the rebuilding of one of…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Brewery

Best Brewery: Brash Brewing Five dollars of quarters, a pint of Ghost, and ten minutes later if you haven’t made the top ten in the Area 51 arcade game then you’re definitely not ready for a zombie apocalypse. Maybe Cruisin’ off the cliffs of Monte Carlo is more your speed—or…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Rhythm Section

Title: The Rhythm Section Describe This Movie In One Grosse Pointe Blank Quote: MARTIN BLANK: What am I gonna say? ‘I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How’ve you been?’ Brief Plot Synopsis: Morose English person opts for murder over Morrisey. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Pionus…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Brunch

Best Brunch: Eunice With its kitchen run by chef Drake Leonards — whose impressive portfolio includes top NOLA spots like August, Domenica, and Shaya, this modern Cajun-Creole brasserie brings the wow factor to Greenway Plaza. And that’s not just when it comes to the eats (though we promise we’ll get…

Astros Officially Name Dusty Baker Manager

As expected, the Astros on Wednesday evening named veteran manager Dusty Baker as the successor to A.J. Hinch as the skipper for the ballclub. Baker, 70, will be the winningest active manager in baseball when he opens spring training in a couple weeks. With tremendous scrutiny on the Astros in…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Food Hall

Best Food Hall: Bravery Chef Hall Even before it opened, it was more than just a food hall. Bravery Chef Hall was designed to showcase Houston’s incredible culinary talent, and it serves that up in spades. Curated by owner and founder Anh Mai, each of the chef’s counters is a…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Service

Best Service: Tony’s The country at large has been experiencing a service shortage for the past several years now, and Houston is no different. With so many new restaurants opening, and a small pool of servers, you’ll often see your favorite server or manager from one restaurant appear at a…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Pizza

Best Pizza: Coltivare Pizza & Garden This city has seen, in the past few years, an increase in quality pizza kitchens slinging artisan pies on wood-fired crusts. Respectable pizzerias of every variety, from chef-focused concepts sourcing exotic ingredients to mom-and-pop hole-in-the-walls tossing simple feel-good pizza. Some honorable mentions include the…

Underground Stars $NOT and Jasiah to Perform at the House of Blues

Emo, hardcore, SoundCloud, DIY; preface it how you will, the underground rap movement in America is booming and has been for years. Quietly, under the noses of parents, record labels and industry executives alike, an extremely young hip hop revolution has taken hold, garnering more influence over mainstream music each…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Burger

Best Burger: Squable It’s only been around since last spring, but this bodacious burger has already secured its spot in Houston’s Burger Hall of Fame. Created by Squable’s Mark Clayton and Drew Gimma, the “French Cheeseburger” features a fat, ultra-moist Augustus Ranch beef patty (done medium-rare unless you specify otherwise…we…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Category We Forgot

Best Category We Forgot: Best Spa – Bare Necessities Spa & Boutique Over the years, Bare Necessities has won many awards, including from the Houston Press. So it was no special surprise when our readers in the Readers’ Choice portion of this year’s Best Of Houston®, picked Best Spa as…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Music Festival

Best Music Festival: Astroworld Festival A note about crowning Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival Houston’s best music fest: It’s not simply by default. True, the hometown hip-hop hero’s music-filled ode to the bygone amusement park stands as tall and nearly as singular as the Texas Cyclone. But even a music landscape…

The Band’s Visit Brings A Gentle Humanity

On paper, it doesn’t work. A musical without any epic love story or giant conflict, no big dance or chorus numbers, a plot that barely sets up a narrative and then fails to resolve anything, where the leading man doesn’t sing and the Israelis and Egyptians brought together by accident…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Chinese

Best Chinese: Bamboo House Houston It says a lot when a location that’s notoriously difficult to fill becomes a magnet for hungry foodies, but that’s what Bamboo House Houston, the second location of the Peking duck specialist in Humble, has become. Tucked away in the corner of the strip mall…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Ceviche

Best Ceviche: Pacha Nikkei Ceviche is the national dish of Peru, so when chef Masaru Fukuda, who was born in Lima, debuted Japanese-Peruvian food stand Pacha Nikkei at Politan Row food hall in Rice Village, it was a given that ceviche would feature on the menu. And sure enough, ceviche…

Houston Concert Watch 1/29: Celine Dion and More

The Astros have acquired a new manager, and Bill O’Brien has been named general manager of the Texans. Personally, I welcome Dusty Baker to the Bayou City, because he brings a history of success, both as a player and a manager. O’Brien’s promotion, on the other hand… Well, let’s just…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Wine Bar

Best Wine Bar: 13 Celsius For Houstonians, 13 Celsius has come to embody all the things we desire in an enoteca. Ambiance. A killer wine list. Friendly, educated staff with excellent service. Salumi sliced thin to order. And that one-of-a-kind scent of sweet, malt-sugar wafting from the fortune cookie factory…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Live Venue (Small)

Best Live Venue (Small): White Oak Music Hall The subtle irony to the tiff between White Oak Music Hall and its residential neighbors is that the concert venue actually feels a little like a residence. It recalls youthful visits to the homes of especially cool relatives, houses filled with artsy…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Bakery

Best Bakery: La Sicilia Italian Bakery & Cafe With its charming storefront located on lower Westheimer, La Sicilia backs up the optics with expert pastry technique, perhaps best proven in the folds of a sfogliatella . Grandiose pastries, both sweet and savory, push the limits of what’s deemed “regular” in this…

Dusty Baker the Right Choice for the Astros…Right Now

On Tuesday, it was widely reported that veteran manager Dusty Baker would take over for the Astros after the firing of A.J. Hinch in the wake of the sign stealing scandal. Baker is a three-time manager of the year and considered a steady hand with veteran players. He most recently…

Crane Must Weigh Astros Manager, GM Choices Carefully

The number of candidates interviewed for both top managerial positions vacated when Astros owner Jim Crane fired A.J. Hinch and Jeff Luhnow in the wake of the sign-stealing scandal continues to rise. In the days since the startling revelations released in baseball’s punishment of both now former Astros, quite the…

The Global Kitchen at The Health Museum

Houston is chock full of residents who call themselves “foodies” and our growing exposure on the international culinary stage has made the city a destination for gourmands seeking the most creative dishes Houston chefs have to offer. There are also the everyday tourists looking for the best barbecue, Viet-Cajun crawfish…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Beer List

Best Beer List: The Ginger Man “It’s hard to separate a good beer list from the place that you’re drinking the beer,” said a chap at the bar who’s been frequenting The Ginger Man for 25 years, not just because he loves beer, but because he likes going there. For…

King Of The Jungle Blues: C.W. Stoneking Returns

Some sounds cannot be pinned down to an era or attributed to a race, they somehow find a way to seep through a conglomeration of varied influences that manage to work together. Australian artist C.W. Stoneking does just this; he manages to combine blues, boogaloo and calypso music without coming…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Tex-Mex

Best Tex-Mex: El Tiempo Cantina Admit it. Great-Aunt Janet comes to town and wants to get down on some dope Tex-Mex, where do you take her? Exactly. El Tiempo Cantina continues to make the magic happen night after night. Appetites perk moments upon entering as the sound of roasting meats…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Bar

Best Bar: Julep White lace and a frosted, silver cup—Julep is the sexiest bar in Houston from top to bottom. Owner Alba Huerta leads a talented staff of individuals where no shortcuts are taken and special care is given to the simplest of details. In the past five years Julep…

WWE’s Royal Rumble Hits Minute Maid Park

The spotlight panned over to a row of Porta Potties as the crowd in the Minute Maid Park jumped to their feet to get a better look at the fight happening outside the ring. The “Falls Count Anywhere” match at the 33rd edition of WWE’s Royal Rumble gave the crowd…

Kobe Bryant Dominated Everyone, Including the Rockets

As was reported Sunday morning, legendary NBA superstar Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter, Gianna, were killed in a tragic helicopter crash in California, which claimed the lives of Bryant, his child and seven others. The news stunned athletes and fans around the world leading the NBA to briefly consider…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Sushi

Best Sushi: MF Sushi Tuesday nights are hopping at MF Sushi in the Museum District. But then again, so are Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. The reason? Compared to other sushi restaurants in Houston, the quality and style of MF is said to be the closest you can get to…

The Glorious Sons Wage a Six-Man War

Well, you can’t say that The Glorious Sons don’t give their fans truth in advertising. It’s not just for shock value that their third and most recent studio record is titled A War on Everything. For while the music’s pendulum swings back and forth between pop and hard rock, the…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Barbecue

Best Barbecue: Blood Bros. BBQ In a town where the national and (let’s be honest) local food media rarely deviate from praising a handful of beloved chefs, three lifelong friends from Alief appeared seemingly out of nowhere to steal the national spotlight and redefine Texas barbecue. The culinary and cultural…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Record Store

Best Record Store: Cactus Music Record stores have found ways to remain alive and even thrive in entertainment’s digital era. Cactus Music’s diverse offerings form a blueprint for how it’s done. For one, it has name recognition built over 40 years of business here, giving it the same status as…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast

Best Breakfast: Atlas Diner Located in the super cool Bravery Chef Hall in Downtown’s Aris Market Square, this 1940s-style, globally inspired diner concept was originally the brainchild of highly revered chef Richard Knight (you may remember him from his excellent work at nose-to-tail spot Feast and Hunky Dory). As Knight…

La Favorite: A Chance to Hear Jamie Barton’s Voice For the Ages

If someone ever asked you to write an homage to “bel canto” opera, you’d probably write something very much like Gaetano Donizetti’s La Favorite (1840). He certainly did. La Favorite has all the requisite parts: flowing melody, relatively apt musical equivalence to what’s going on in the drama, some gangbuster…

Bobby Feeno Performs with Marlon Craft at Satellite Bar

“Early contender for best city on the tour.” Marlon Craft, the 27-year-old Manhattan native, was riotously and lovingly welcomed, for the first time ever, to Houston Thursday night at Satellite Bar. Performing alongside fellow microphone fiend and iconic Houstonian Bobby Feeno — rap persona of former Texans running back Arian…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast Taco

Best Breakfast Taco: Tita’s Taco House There are places for breakfast tacos and then there is Tita’s Taco House. A hidden gem, the family-run spot is located about 10 minutes from IAH. Visit during the peak breakfast rush and a line will be out the door. Never mind that the…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Gluten-Free Pizza

Best Gluten-Free Pizza: Coltivare Pizza & Garden “Oh my God, we’re back again,” says the Backstreet Boys, but also gluten-free pizza lovers of Houston as they type their cell phone number into the iPad book at Coltivare. Because there is certainly no reason why eating gluten-free must feel like a…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Color Out Of Space

Title: Color Out of Space Describe This Movie In One 1999 Quote: PRINCE: The sky was all purple, there were people running everywhere Brief Plot Synopsis: Meteor lands on family homestead, unleashes full Nicolas Cage. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 possessed hair transplants out of 5. Tagline: N/A Better…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Delivery Service

Best Delivery Service: Favor The one, the only, the OG, Favor. We love Favor so much sometimes, under special circumstances, we order two at once. Bagels just because, pho because you’re under the weather—why choose when technically you don’t have to? One customer raves: “I use all of the delivery…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Cocktail Bar

Best Cocktail Bar: Anvil Bar & Refuge Ten years later and Anvil Bar & Refuge is still the best place in Houston to grab a cocktail—if only one can arrive at a choice—there are so many rabbit holes to travel down. Where to begin, where to begin. Seasonal offerings created…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Brunch – Heights

Best Brunch – Heights: Superica Chef-owner Ford Fry (State of Grace, La Lucha) and executive chef Bobby Matos brought the Heights this Tex-Mex haunt in the spring 2018, and it’s been popping ever since. At brunch, dig into reinvented Tejano favorites, starting with a killer Bloody Maria or Black &…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Gentlemen

Title: The Gentlemen Describe This Movie In One Dazed and Confused Quote: WOODERSON: Say man, you got a joint? MITCH: No, not on me, man. WOODERSON: It’d be a lot cooler if you did. Brief Plot Synopsis: Crime occasionally pays. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 parachutes out of 5…

Pear Duo are Together in Music and Life

Curtis Brengle and Julie Ragins don’t look like hardcore criminals. In fact, the pair – partners in both their musical and personal lives – more resemble a very hip aunt and uncle than people who would encourage committing an act that’s a crime in 47 of 50 states. Yet the…

Quixote Nuevo Is Half Successful In Its Quest

Jose Quijano lives in two different worlds. In truth, he’s a retired literature professor suffering from worsening dementia, dependent on his sister and niece to care for him. In his imagination/tenuous grasp on reality, he’s Don Quixote, hero of one of his favorite works of literature. In real life, he’s…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Galveston Restaurant Week Returns

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Galveston Restaurant Week returns to the island, running Saturday, January 25 through February 9 and raising funds for the Access Care of Coastal Texas, which provides weekly lunches to persons with HIV or AIDS. This year,…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Taco

Best Taco: Cochinita & Co. When half of your menu is made up of three tacos, you better believe that it’s gotta be good. That’s the gist of the offerings at Cochinita & Co., Victoria Elizondo’s taco stand inside Politan Row Food Hall in Rice Village. Her signature taco, the…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Barbecue Ribs

Best Barbecue Ribs: Gatlin’s BBQ While no one with a half-functional palate could argue that the best brisket in the world comes from anywhere other than Texas, those of us who know barbecue know the Lone Star State is playing (at best) third fiddle when it comes to smoking hog…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Margaritas

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Margaritas With more than 70 Blue Weber Agave tequila infusions at a given time, at El Big Bad, margarita variations could go a Rubik’s cube number of ways. Salty rim, with a downtown Houston balcony sunset as a backdrop, this tequila bar serves up precision…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Crawfish

Best Crawfish: BB’s Tex-Orleans It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. The swing is in the hips. Okay, well for crawfish, it’s all in the mix, and BB’s Tex-Orleans is the very definition of that. Crawfish season comes but once a year, and with it a flood…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Midtown Bar

Best Midtown Bar: Belle Station Belle Station is club vibes minus the effort it takes to pull it all together—and remember it’s Houston— so yes, there is a dress code, but, but… After all—designer sweats and kicks aren’t the worst thing in the world to look at. This Midtown stop…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Vietnamese Restaurant

Best Vietnamese Restaurant: Nam Giao Celebrity chef David Chang sang its praises when he visited Nam Giao for his Houston episode, but you don’t have to take his word for it. Step inside the modest, family-owned restaurant and you’ll discover an almost entirely different menu than the one found at…

Pack Animals: The Ghost Wolves Celebrate New Release

Seeing a ghost or a wolf can be a jarring experience for anyone, but standing before The Ghost Wolves will shake audiences to the bone. The Austin-based, rock and roll couple has been bringing their electrifying live performances to stages all around the world for over ten years. They will…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast – Oak Forest

Best Breakfast – Oak Forest: Frank’s Grill Just across the Northwest Freeway from the heart of Oak Forest is one of the best little greasy spoon diners you’ll ever visit. The sister location of Frank’s on the south side, this has everything you want from a great diner for breakfast…

Four Reasons the Houston Astros are MLB’s Face of Cheating

We are a little over a week removed from the announcement of Major League Baseball’s punishment for the Houston Astros, a lashing that was compounded with the firings of manager A.J. Hinch and general manager Jeff Luhnow by owner Jim Crane. It’s been fascinating watching the city go through the…

Houston Concert Watch: 1/22: Dwight Yoakam and More

I don’t know about you guys, but my New Year’s resolutions haven’t gotten off to a hot start. I haven’t attended a single concert yet this year! But this week, I hope to change that. And I’ve compiled a list of some of the most noteworthy shows happening in Houston…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Barbecue Sausage

Best Barbecue Sausage: The Pit Room Another top contender for best overall barbecue joint in Houston, Michael Sambrooks (owner) and Bramwell Tripp’s (pitmaster) Montrose smokehouse, The Pit Room, is undoubtedly slinging the best smoked sausage in town. The old-school Texan ‘que joint with a ton of south-of-the-border flare is famous…

Next Generation Of Vocal Talent Takes The Stage With Houston Chamber Choir

Houston Chamber Choir presents Hear the Future, an annual event in which the company invites three outstanding school choirs from the Greater Houston area to participate in its invitational choral festival. The free event takes place 4 – 5 p.m. on Sunday at South Main Baptist Church, 4100 Main Street, featuring performances from each choir…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Kolache

Best Kolache: River Oaks Donuts Competition is stiff in this kolache town, but for a doughnut joint to repeatedly sell out of kolaches, even hustle to prep more—well, that says something. Considered a relative newcomer to the scene, River Oaks Donuts swings the top prize because of balance and quality…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Bowling Alley

Best Bowling Alley: Bowlmor Bowling alleys have gotten mighty fancy over the last decade with gourmet food and cocktails. Thankfully, there are also some tried and true alleys for real bowlers like Bowlmor. You can still get good food and drink in a VIP area even, and their recent renovations…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Icehouse

Best Icehouse: West Alabama Ice House Shaded when sunny, sealed when chilly, the West Alabama Ice House has been the easy choice for outdoor hang for over 90 years. Sports of the day are delivered with just enough screens to not be overkill, while bets have been equally won and…

The Aaron Hernandez Documentary — Four Winners, Four Losers

If you’re into visual content — television shows, movies, documentaries — you are living in a truly golden age. The ease and portability of consumption from anywhere, along with the wide open spaces for competition among content providers in the cable and streaming realms have yielded some truly amazing products…

Rockets Faltering at Midway Point Need a Dose of “Spirit”

Coach Mike D’Antoni is fond of mentioning the need for his players to play with great spirit. It is roughly the equivalent of effort and energy combined. The good teams have it. The bad teams don’t. As the Rockets passed the halfway point of the season on Monday night teetering…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Steak

Best Steak: Doris Metropolitan It was the outlier, for sure: A steakhouse from Israeli butchers, with locations in Costa Rica and New Orleans? Could Houston welcome such a place? Since its opening in 2018, however, Doris Metropolitan has not only embedded itself in the Houston steakhouse firmament, it’s become one…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Thai Food

Best Thai Food: Asia Market Thai Lao Food Asia Market Thai Lao Food brings traditional Thai recipes to life in more ways than one. Definitely try one of several curries on offer—the Panang is bang-bang. And the Tom Yum soup available to be served with a variety of proteins is…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Italian Bakery

Best Italian Bakery: La Sicilia Italian Bakery & Cafe When gazing at the elegant carnival of world-class pastry on display, there might not be a bakery that warrants as much excitement, here or in Italy, as La Sicilia. Pristine, fanned layers of sfogliatella, croissants the size of your face, sweet to savory,…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Plant-Based Burger

Best Plant-Based Burger: The Bistro Burger at Verdine The Bistro Burger at Verdine is the real deal Charles McNeil when it comes to feel-good, plant-based burgers. The patty is made from lentils, walnuts and mushrooms, and is the perfect combination of each. It doesn’t stop there. Caramelized onions, red pepper…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Dive Bar

Best Dive Bar: Griff’s Irish Pub Jeff Bezos doesn’t have anything on the princes and princesses of the Houston restaurant industry on $3.50 you-call-it night at Griff’s (Sundays). Divey without being dirty, the decorative clutter is as sentimental as that fake Christmas tree you’ve hauled in and out of the…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Place to Buy Plants

Best Place to Buy Plants: Buchanan’s Native Plants With a passion for native Texas species, Buchanan’s is one of the most unique nurseries in the city. From vegetables for all seasons to trees and borders, they have it along with everything you need to keep your garden healthy and beautiful…

Brutal Week in Houston Sports: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Last week, I did my regular Monday morning sports segment on Houston Matters (KUHF 88.7 FM). But, before my spot, I joined a panel of enthusiasts to discuss the most important moments in Houston sports history. Given that long, storied and often depressing legacy, it shouldn’t come as a surprise…

This Week in Houston Food Events: A Beer-Fueled One Pot Showdown

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: All month long Winter specials and Australian Wildfire Relief at Present Company Present Company, 1318 Westheimer, has introduced its new drink specials, with interesting flavor profiles and $1 from each cocktail sold being donated to to WIRES Wildlife Rescue in Australia,…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Soup Dumplings

Best Soup Dumplings: Wanna Bao How do you measure the greatness of a xiao long bao soup dumpling? The dumpling wrapper should be hand rolled and made fresh. It should be as thin as possible, but elastic enough to hold the goodness inside without breaking when you lift it. The…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Pizza – Thin Crust

Best Pizza – Thin Crust: Piola Typically speaking, chains (especially global chains) are the bane of a food journalist’s existence. In our lifelong search for the next bite of inspiration, chains represent the metaphorical and literal gentrification of local food scenes. But, what happens when an international company brings the…

Steve Harris’ British Lion Loudly Roars its Own Identity

For any new (or new-ish) band based in Europe, the first tour of America is something that’s usually looked forward to with equal levels of anticipation and anguish. English hard rockers British Lion will probably experience those feelings, with nearly 20 gigs booked across the United States in January and…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Late Night

Best Late Night: Ninja Ramen Whether you’re wrapping up a night spent in the club/bar bouncy-house that is Washington Avenue or just getting off a shift, stepping up into the saloon-esque Ninja Ramen is a warm grandmother’s hug at the end of the night. Open till 3 a.m. Fridays and…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best French Bakery

Best French Bakery: Magnol French Baking Top-tier French technique is alive and well in the Branch as expertly laminated butter translates into croissants curled in perfection with only the best, Valrhona chocolate, oozing from some. (Mid-day is a good time to catch them fresh from the oven.) Trained in the…

5 Songs for the 40th Anniversary of Zork

Forty years ago, one of the most influential games of all time was released. Zork was a true game changer, selling over 300,000 copies of personal computers in 1980. Distributed in plastic baggies with an instruction booklet like it was a new kind of drug, the game was a text…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Pho

Best Pho: Pho Saigon There are newer, trendier places than Pho Saigon, but when you need a quick Vietnamese beef noodle soup fix that won’t break the bank, this OG Midtown spot is as satisfying now as it was when it opened its doors in the ’80s. Though the restaurant…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Mexican Bakery

Best Mexican Bakery: El Bolillo Bakery The El Bolillo Bakery is like a fantasy world that’s open 5 a.m. to 10 p.m. six days a week and is never not full and is always fresh-baked. Speed racks and shelves of colorful conchas y empanadas y galletas y so many baked…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Gelato

Best Gelato: Rosie Cannonball The Goodnight Hospitality team packs heavy talent, among them is executive pastry chef Shawn Gawle, whose thick resume includes institutions and modern kitchens alike from both the Chicago and New York circuits (Tru, L20, L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon, Corton).  In 2011, he was awarded New York…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast – Midtown

Best Breakfast – Midtown: the breakfast klub In an ever-changing hood like Midtown, this longtime cult favorite still manages to keep a line around the door thanks to its oh-so addicting take on homestyle Southern breakfasts. Hit it early (breakfast starts at 7 a.m. on weekdays and 8 a.m. on weekends)…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Costume Shop

Best Costume Shop: Performing Arts Supply Company Pray tell us, where might thou find the costumiest of shops in all the land? Get thee to Performing Arts Supply Company! Where time travel is easily managed with the garb to match the imagination. Just about every time period is represented as…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Computer Store

Best Computer Store: Micro Center When you are searching for a new laptop or an obscure part for your old desktop, searching the internet is one option, but nothing satisfies like the instant gratification you get by finding what you need now. Micro Center is a home to and for…

Fania Records Reissues Serve Up Spicy Salsa

For aficionados of Latin music in the 1960s and 70s, Fania Records was considered “The Motown of Salsa.” Based in New York, it was infused with that city’s rich makeup of Latin cultures and style. And while Fania was best known for bringing the dance-based salsa music to the world,…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Tapas

Best Tapas: MAD Reservations are hard to come by, and it’ll cost you a pretty penny, but no place in Houston is doing anything close to the tapas that the chefs, under the direction of Luis Roger, are doing at MAD. Whimsical and fun, you can build your own tapas…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Banh Mi

Best Banh Mi: Roostar Vietnamese Grill The banh mi game is very strong in Houston, which means competition can be tough. How can a place set itself apart from the rest? Does it compete on price? On bread? On fillings or condiments? Graduates of the Conrad N. Hilton College of Hotel…

Do You NEED to Watch Rise of Skywalker? No.

Warning: contains spoilers for Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. The ninth and final film in the Star Wars/Skywalker Saga (until the next one) is one of the most divisive films of the series. So, here’s a question: can it be skipped? For the record, this isn’t a Rise of the…

Evaluating the Houston Texans’ 2020 Opponents

Man, it’s been a quite a week in Houston, starting with the Texans catastrophic collapse against the Chiefs in Kansas City on Sunday, and continuing with the firings of Astros manager A.J. Hinch and general manager Jeff Luhnow. It’s been a week unlike any I’ve experienced in my 13 years…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Italian

Best Italian: Giacomo’s Cibo e Vino Time spent in Italy as a child, and with years after that continuing to mold and develop Italian cuisine in Houston, at Giacomo’s Cibo e Vino, chef-owner Lynette Hawkins clocks in every single day to see to the food, the wine, the business, all…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Montrose Bar

Best Montrose Bar: The Flat Hanging at this funky Montrose house-turned-lounge, quite simply, just feels good. It’s dim, but warm all at the same time, and the soulful music is always on point, like a refreshing drink that really hits the spot—they have those too. Rums from all around: Bermuda,…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Sports Fans

Best Sports Fans: Houston Texans Fans It takes a special sort of sports fan to ride or die on the fits-and-starts bandwagon that hitches up to the Houston Texans. The team has squandered talents like Hall of Fame lock Andre Johnson (and possibly also J.J. Watt) and once puzzlingly believed…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best French Fries

Best French Fries: Boheme An entire tray of crisp, wet french fries plus bae plus Calvin Harris minus bae plus vodka all in a dimly lit rose-colored setting? With dozens of eclectic nooks to park it for the night or at least a while? That’s some tasty ambiance right there…

Voodoo Doughnut Opens Today

Voodoo Doughnut, 3715 Washington, is finally here. The grand opening is January 15 at 10 a.m. and there will definitely be a long line of drooling dough nuts. The festivities begin with a ribbon cutting, live band and giveaways. The first 28 customers will receive a free Voodoo Dozen in…

Upper Crust: Costco and its Pizza Pies

My wife and I live alone with a medium-size dog who needs little more than dry food, water, and your endless supply of undivided love and attention. This is to say, we do not need our $60/year Costco membership. We don’t need it because two people and a dog don’t…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Middle Eastern Bakery

Best Middle Eastern Bakery: We’re-Dough Bakery Fresh-yeast breads, prepared crisp or fluffy embody this Lebanese Halal bakery whose menu tends to lean more savory than sweet. It’s hard not to exhale and relax with a Turkish coffee in a black velvet armchair as Arabic melodies waft overhead. Circular manoush flatbread…

Fans, Houston Suffer Most at Hands of the Astros

It is difficult to understate the damage done to the Houston Astros organization on Monday. Not only did they lose arguably the best manager in baseball and the architect of the operation that took them from three straight 100-loss seasons to three straight 100-win seasons and a World Series, but…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Wine List

Best Wine List: Pappas Bros. Steakhouse With an Avengers-like crew—half of which have earned Advanced or Masters certificates from the Court of Master Sommeliers—and first access to hardly allocated bottles, the wine program at Pappas Bros. Steakhouse packs major heat. Scanning the list, there is Burgundy and Bordeaux abound, but…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Family Friendly Restaurant

Best Family Friendly Restaurant: Dish Society Little ones can order off the “Childish” menu at this locally-sourced, all-day diner (and they’ll get a free fountain drink if they do). The friendly, casual kitchen makes for a super easy family meal, offering counter service for breakfast, lunch and brunch, and full service…

Houston Concert Watch: 1/15: Big Freedia and More

In the past week, the Texans turned a 24-point lead into a 20-point loss, the Astros terminated manager AJ Hinch after the team was found guilty of sign-stealing during the 2017 season and the University of Houston’s star-quarterback D’Eriq King announced his intention to transfer to another school. All in…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Brunch – Montrose

Best Brunch – Montrose: UB Preserv This neighborhood cult favorite — a reinvention of the now defunct Underbelly — pairs Houston hero Chris Shepherd with the talented chef de cuisine Nick Wong. On Sundays, the team offers a dim sum-style brunch that feels so wholly Houston it almost hurts. The…

Astros Disaster: 4 Losers, 4 Bigger Losers

On Monday, Major League Baseball dropped a Louisville Slugger the size of Mount Everest on the Houston Astros leaving them with no manager or general manager for the 2020 season and no first or second round draft picks for two years. Then, in one of the most shocking developments in…

First Look: The Toasted Yolk Heights

When people wonder why we Houstonians put up with the heat and humidity of our blazing summers, I like to point out that sometimes, in the middle of January and February, we get 70 degree temperatures under perfectly blue, cloudless skies. My Connecticut friends are not sitting outside on a…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Coffee

Best Coffee: BlendIn Coffee Club On the surface, BlendIn Coffee Club is just a cool coffee shop. The all-white interiors and cool contemporary design are fashionable and stylish, a great gathering place if you want to escape the world of corporate coffee. But look a little deeper, and BlendIn is…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Sandwich

Best Sandwich: First Friday Lobster Roll at Bernie’s Burger Bus Lobster really should be a specialty item. It’s expensive. It’s delicate. And we don’t live in New England. Bernie’s gets it with their first Friday lobster menu, loaded with options which include one of the best lobster rolls you’ll ever…

30 Years Under The Big Top: Leftover Salmon Returns To Houston

Doing anything for 30 years is no small feat, especially something like maintaining a band together and staying relevant. Leftover Salmon recently celebrated their 30-year anniversary with a New Years extravaganza, a book titled 30 Years of Festival! and a vinyl box set of all their albums titled 30 years…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Indian Food

Best Indian Food: Himalaya Restaurant When 50 Cent sang, “I’ll take ya to the candy shop,” what he meant was “Let’s get Indian,” pointing at Himalaya. Well-harnessed spice springs from every bowl and platter gifting guests with the ceremonial taste-bud wake-up call that only a trip to the Mahatma Gandhi…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Greek Food

Best Greek: Helen Greek Food & Wine Greek cuisine at its finest touches the soul because, perhaps, Greece is where the soul was first born. Dining at Helen Greek Food & Wine is romantic in a sense that the space, the food, the wine marry so effortlessly it feels as…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Arts Festival

Best Arts Festival: CounterCurrent Since 2014, the University of Houston’s Cynthia Woods Mitchell Center for the Arts has been doing the Lord’s work in bringing an increasingly diverse group of artists and an increasingly varied voices to Houston each spring for a free festival. And if we do say so, they…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Honky Tonk

Best Honky Tonk: Goodnight Charlie’s Just two years old and Goodnight Charlie’s has turned into the honky tonk that Houston city slickers didn’t know they needed. Because why not incorporate a little country dancin’ into the social repertoire? Charlie’s keeps it fresh with a weekly rotating lineup of crooners on…

Dirty Honey: Not Changing Their Act for Instagram Moms

In music culture, everything is cyclical. And one glance at today’s Top 40 charts dominated by hip-hop, pop, rap, and balladry means it’s time for yet another round of hoary “rock is dead” stories (insert yawn here). But newer and younger bands like the Struts, Red Sun Rising, Greta Van…

The Intertwined Lives of The Realistic Joneses at 4th Wall

When Kim Tobin-Lehl and Philip Lehl, co-artistic directors of Houston’s 4th Wall Theatre Company, saw Will Eno’s The Realistic Joneses on Broadway, they liked it immensely. And thought they could do it a lot better. Both of them say they felt the play about two suburban couples sharing the same…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Barbecue Brisket

Best Barbecue Brisket: Tejas Chocolate+Barbecue How, in this fine state of ours, does one win best brisket and not best overall barbecue? The short answer is the margin of selection between Blood Bros. and Tejas Barbecue was razor thin. In the end, innovation and menu variety lifted the former above…

A Farewell To A King: Rush’s Neil Peart Passes Away

Suddenly you were gone From all the lives you left your mark upon Neil Peart, drummer and lyricist for the band Rush, died of brain cancer last week. He was 67. Peart was still jokingly referred to as “the new guy” by bandmates Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson, despite joining…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Ramen

Best Ramen: Tiger Den The ramen craze may have peaked in 2013, but Houstonians still love their noodles. And Tiger Den, one of the first bona fide ramen shops to open in Houston, still manages to stay at the top of its game. Part of it is definitely the vibe…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Fried Chicken

Best Fried Chicken: La Lucha An ode to shuttered fried chicken and oyster shack the San Jacinto Inn, this neighborhood favorite from restaurateur and chef Ford Fry blends old-school nostalgia with a modern, chefy touch, offering a decadent menu that is made to be shared…or not, depending on your hunger…

Cirque Du Soleil’s Alegría Brings Joy To The Big Top

Cirque Du Soleil will return to Houston for its magical and visually jaw-dropping production of Alegría February 29 – April 12 at Sam Houston Race Park. This revival keeps the essence of the original production by revisiting its signature elements and pushing them further for today’s audiences.

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Vegetarian-Friendly Restaurant

Best Vegetarian: Vibrant Marfa meets Joshua Tree meets Vogue photo shoot as sweeping windows usher pure, unadulterated sunlight into the space at Vibrant.  Walking in and that healthy feeling washes over, as if the clean, contemporary design serves as a precursor to the nutritionally satisfying meal ahead. The best part…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Grocery Store

Best Grocery Store: Phoenicia Specialty Foods Downtown Market Downtown Houston isn’t exactly a food desert, but any glimpse of a grocery store with fresh produce and protein selections might be a mirage if it’s not Phoenicia Specialty Foods on Austin. There are options on the outskirts of the city center…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Happy Hour

Best Happy Hour: Better Luck Tomorrow If anything, in a city of two million where unemployment happens to be down, Houstonians love their happy hour. And as the bars and restaurants that serve them offer hard-to-beat happy deals from booze to wine to food to free games of pool, this…

A Stunning Puzzle Awaits In Samuel Beckett’s Ladies Night

It’s overwhelmingly tempting for any critic, when writing about a production of Samuel Beckett works, to begin a review by penning paragraph after paragraph on the brilliance of the man, the work he accomplished and why you must pay reverence. Beckett is, after all, the English-language grandfather of anti-realist theater…

Houston Gets Ready to Tackle a Makeover for Bagby

In 2015, Houston finally installed a dedicated bike lane traversing downtown along Lamar. The stretch of green-painted path runs from Bagby all the way to Discovery Green with further connections to existing hike and bike trails on each end. There have been a few complaints, namely cars illegally parking in…

Astros Make Trade for Hometown Pitcher

On Thursday, the Astros announced they had acquired pitcher Austin Pruitt from the Tampa Bay Rays for minor leaguers, pitcher Peyton Battenfield and outfielder Cal Stevenson. Pruitt is from Houston. He played at College Park High School in The Woodlands before going to University of Houston. The 30-year-old right hander is…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Underwater

Title: Underwater Describe This Movie In One Florence and the Machine Lyric: But oh, my love, don’t forget me When I let the water take me Brief Plot Synopsis: Is that an Alien or a Leviathan in the Deep, Rising from the Abyss-al depths? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Nick Noltes…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Pork Chop

Best Pork Chop: Field & Tides When you’re in the mood for a good ‘ole Southern-style pork chop, there’s no better place than Field & Tides in the Heights. Chef/owner Travis Lenig’s creation is a sight to behold: Double-cut and seared until it crusts golden brown at the edges, the thick,…

NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round: This Weekend’s Best Bets

For the last ten seasons, in the NFL’s divisional round of the playoffs, home teams have dominated the results, going 30-10 over that stretch. So picking winners straight up should be fairly formulaic. Picking winners against the spread is a different story, as you’re going to have to have a…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast – Montrose

Best Breakfast – Montrose: Blacksmith Coffee shops are often known to have good pastries in the morning, but this local café takes things to the next level. While you get your caffeine fix via expertly crafted lattes, macchiatos and flat whites, you can also satisfy your morning cravings with a…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: 1917

Title: 1917 Describe This Movie In One Monty Python Quote: NARRATOR: … in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. Brief Plot Synopsis: British buddies brave bushels of bullets, battle Boche. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Snoopy on his Sopwith Camels out…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Dessert

Best Dessert: MAD Did you know there was once a strawberry mousse that wanted to be a lemon so bad it ended up masquerading in a perfectly air-brushed disguise, sticker and all? The dessert menu at MAD is expressive, exploding with creativity, and executed at the highest level. So, Fresa…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Liquor Store

Best Liquor Store: Houston Wine Merchant Houston Wine Merchant best liquor store in Houston? Yes. Maybe it’s not what brought you there in the first place, but it should have been. From Rye to Mezcal, the manicured selection hits all the categories, and in terms of quality, there really isn’t…

Leif Garrett: An American Idol

It’s one thing to make a memorable stage entrance, but this was something way out of the ordinary. That’s what was going through 17-year-old Leif Garrett’s mind on the evening of February 25, 1979 as he charged across the dirt floor of the Astrodome on a white horse and carrying…

RodeoHouston Announces its Star Entertainment for 2020

RodeoHouston has officially announced most of its star entertainer lineup just now, although earlier today several media outlets reported versions of leaked lists that had been received. This is the second consecutive year in which the list has been leaked early. Willie Nelson is scheduled to come in the second…

HISD Replacement Board on Hold After Judge’s Ruling

In the latest twist in the ongoing battled between the Texas Education Agency and the board of trustees of Houston ISD, chalk up one for the school district’s elected representatives. A state district judge based in Austin late Wednesday stopped the planned takeover of the board by the state —…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Go Wine Tasting at Revival Market

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Alicia’s Mexican Grille is kicking off the new year with its first seasonal tequila and wine dinner series at all five locations around Houston. The winter event features handcrafted Goza Tequila cocktails as well as Franscian…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Pizza – Deep Dish

Best Deep Dish Pizza: Chicago Italian Beef & Pizza Regional food pride has a way of weaving itself into a city’s identity. The not-so-friendly competition that exists between the various barbecue regions of the South and Southwest makes for some heated debates. Tex-Mex vs. Cali-Mex mirrors the cultural hostilities between…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Seafood

Best Seafood: 1751 Sea and Bar Seafood restaurants for the most part are the same old, same old, but from the minute 1751 Sea and Bar opened, it was clear that they aspired to something more. More importantly, with J.D. Woodward in charge of culinary, it was…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Deli

Best Deli: B&B Butchers Butcher Shop It’s difficult to procure better meat for a sandwich than directly from a butcher and there aren’t many speciality butchers as unique as B&B. While their steakhouse in the same building might offer high-end fare, the deli counter in the front has some of…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Spay/Neuter Clinic

Best Best Spay/Neuter Clinic: SNAP Spay-Neuter and Animal Wellness Clinic Reducing pet overpopulation is an ongoing battle in the Houston area, and SNAP Spay-Neuter and Animal Wellness Clinic is a key player in that fight. According to the SNAP website, their hope is to create a “world where there are…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Place To People Watch

Best Place To People Watch: River Oaks District The billion-dollar block where Lambos and ‘Raris roam free and store mannequins are not to be re-positioned in compromising ways is the perfect place to dip out of Houston in Houston. As the minty River Oaks District continues to fill its storefronts…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Downtown Bar

Best Downtown Bar: Public Services Wine & Whisky Houstonians love vintage, which is why this space within the historic Houston Cotton Exchange building turned wine bar, turn-of-the-century seating and all, really checks off the ambiance box. Owner Justin Vann curates an extensive list of wine, whisky and fortified spirits, and…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Comfort Food

Best Comfort Food: Ramen Tatsu-Ya You know a dish is soul-satisfying when locals seek out its piping hot comfort despite the Houston weather. Case in point: the pulled noodle soup from this cult-favorite ramen shop. With three years under its belt, you’ll still find a line winding passed The Notorious…

So Nice to Have Hello Dolly! Back Where She Belongs

Is there any other classic Broadway musical as candy-coated as Hello, Dolly! (1964)? Now playing for a limited run via Broadway at the Hobby, this touring production is the acclaimed 2017 Tony-winning revival, that starred irrepressible Bette Midler as irrepressible matchmaker Dolly Levi. Although peppered with Broadway pros, there are…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Mediterranean

Best Mediterranean: Arpi’s Phoenicia Deli When you think that Phoenicia Specialty Foods, the specialty grocer by the Tcholakian family, started more than three decades ago with a small deli that specialized in shawarma, you come to realize how special Arpi’s Phoenicia Deli is. Arpi, the family matriarch, still works her…

MLB Widens Cheating Scandal: What Does That Mean for the Astros?

On Tuesday, The Athletic, the same publication that broke the Astros electronic sign-stealing investigation, reported that Major League Baseball was widening its investigation, and that the Red Sox were one of the teams implicated. Make no mistake, this doesn’t lessen what the Astros may or may not have done. Cheating…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Chicken Fried Steak

Best Chicken Fried Steak: Live Oak Grill Driving up to Live Oak Grill, the restaurant has that Southern, down-home feel that is immediately welcoming. Out front, a huge live oak tree provides much-needed shade on a hot day. Inside, you find pictures of local stars all over the walls, wooden…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Vegan

Best Vegan: Verdine For years, Chef Stephanie Hoban has been delivering creative and tasty vegan cuisine to Houstonians via her uber-popular food truck Ripe Cuisine. Now in brick-and-mortar form, Verdine provides the same delicious product in a sleek new setting with locally produced beer and biodynamic wine to pair. The…

Houston Concert Watch 1/8: Gladys Knight and More

If there’s one resolution we can all agree on, it’s that we didn’t see enough live music in 2019. Whether you attended two concerts or 20, why not make 2020 the year of concerts? This week, we’ve got some great options for music lovers of just about every genre. Keep…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Heights Bar

Best Heights Bar: Johnny’s Gold Brick Johnny’s Gold Brick offers top-notch quality cocktails at affordable prices in a comfortable atmosphere. Classic cocktails as well as a rotating menu of new creations are prepared with deft precision and quickly, in fact, the staff of Johnny’s just won the 2019 Bar Fight…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Bike Shop

Best Bike Shop: Blue Line Bicycle Laboratory-The Heights Nowadays many things can be bought (and returned) easily online. But with bicycles, which for many is more than a hobby, that requires something a little more personal. Blue Line is a full-service shop with, apart from welding a frame, can build…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Beach

Best Beach: Galveston Island State Park With so many public beaches nearby, it can be hard to choose. But, for a $5 entrance fee, the one at Galveston Island State Park, should be your beach of choice. Bathrooms, showering stations, camp sites and even a vast bay side with wildlife…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Brunch – Midtown

Best Brunch – Midtown: Taste Bar + Kitchen You’ll get a taste of Southern comfort at this fresh-faced neighborhood hotspot; and you’ll get it in the form of sweet and savory waffles and lovingly crisped fried chicken. From Houston native chef Don Bowie (formerly of Red Cat Jazz Café and…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast – Downtown

Best Breakfast – Downtown: Atlas Diner Great news, Downtown folk. The city’s epicenter finally has a super cool diner, where you’ll find eats from warm-spiced Jamaican pancakes with rum syrup, bacon-avocado omelets rolled and layered Japanese-style, hash brown cakes topped with eggs and smothered in gravy and pico de gallo,…

See Hamlet From Hamlet’s POV at Main Street Theater

It’s Hamlet performed with only the scenes that Shakespeare’s Prince of Denmark was privy to. So, if you’re a big fan of the line “Something’s rotten in the state of Denmark” you won’t be hearing it when Guy Roberts performs at Main Street Theater in a one-actor show this month…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Korean

Best Korean: Bori Houston’s Korean food game got a huge boost this year with the opening of Bori. A Korean barbecue restaurant specializing in premium meats, the operation’s owners have heavily invested in the buildout to create an upscale Korean dining experience. The design of the restaurant is sleek and…

Pre-Sale For the Houston Press Menu of Menus® Starts Today

Yes we just cleared Christmas and New Year’s and today’s a chilly day in Houston, but it’s not too early to think warmer temperatures and Spring, and when you do, you need to think about the Houston Press Menu of Menus® on Tuesday, April 7 from 7-10 p.m. at Silver Street Studios,…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Romantic Restaurant

Best Romantic Restaurant: Château at La Table. From the minute you step foot into La Table Château, it’s clear that it was designed with romance in mind. A beautiful canopy of drop lights hang from various lengths in the middle of the room, providing soft, attractive illumination. Velvet half-moon booths make it…

5 Rockets Questions for 2020 Answered

Nearly halfway through the NBA season, the league appears to be as wide open as it has been in years. With the rapid demise of the Warriors, there are at least six or seven teams that could argue right now they are good enough to win it all. Your Houston…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Patio Bar

Best Patio Bar: AvantGarden Mystery, history, character, the bones of this turn-of-the-century Kraft home have acquired them all. AvantGarden is more an atmosphere than a location as artists, comedians, musicians and patrons—hell, even wedding parties collect to create and enjoy. The back patio boasts high ceilings with tree foliage filling…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Movie Theater

Best Movie Theater:  Alamo Drafthouse LaCenterra A trip to Alamo Drafthouse LaCenterra might start as a movie excursion and end in the produce aisle at Trader Joe’s or knocking back a stiff drink at Bar Louie, just two of the many upscale dining and shopping spots surrounding the cinema. Though…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Sports Bar

Best Sports Bar: McIntyre’s With flat screens as far as the eye can see—49 to be exact—it’s hard to miss a moment in the world of sports at McIntyre’s. The welcoming infrastructure—plenty of places to get your swing on—always collects a crowd because whether it’s the playoffs or not, the…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Enchiladas

Best Enchiladas: Sylvia’s Enchilada Kitchen With 19 variations on the menu, Sylvia’s Enchilada Kitchen is Tex-Mex mandatory in this town. For 20 years, Sylvia Casares has been spatula-serving love onto Houstonians’ plates with the jolting flavor and perfect texture that keeps them coming back. The El Paso cheese and onion,…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best French Restaurant

Best French Restaurant: Étoile Cuisine et Bar Every night at Étoile Cuisine et Bar, Master Chef of France Philippe Verpiand can be seen cooking on the line and expediting dishes. It’s one of the main reasons why his restaurant, which he established with his wife Monica Bui in 2012, has…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Japanese Restaurant

Best Japanese Restaurant: Kata Robata Can it take ten years for a restaurant to mature to its full potential? In the case of Kata Robata, the restaurant has always executed highly, but this past year during its tenth anniversary, it seemed to soar to new heights. Just take a seat…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Wine Store

Best Wine Store: Avondale Food & Wine Avondale Food & Wine is part-werewolf, part-vampire, part-wine shop, part-restaurant—and 100 percent sexy. This hybrid concept is romantically sleek in design and whereas you’re picking out bottles in the shop from big hitters like Dunn Vineyards or fun new producers like Jauma, just…

5 Astros Questions for 2020 Answered

Don’t look now, but spring training is only about six weeks away. It feels like the season just ended, and considering the Astros played on the very last possible day of the year in game seven of the World Series, it kinda did. Now, as we race towards opening day,…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Museum

Best Museum: Houston Museum of Natural Science It was hard to miss, but just in case you did, let us remind you – we celebrated the 50th anniversary of the moon landing in 2019. Across the city, there were all manner of celebratory events, but the Houston Museum of Natural Science…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Beer Garden

Best Beer Garden: Heights Bier Garten With kegs on the right, whiskey on the left, Heights Bier Garten and Worcester’s Annex is a meet-in-the-middle type taphouse and bar with individual swings, hammocks, and firepits to facilitate the feeling. Ninety-four beers on tap ought to keep connoisseurs busy from refreshing sours…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Doughnuts

Best Doughnuts: Christy’s Donuts “Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” – Confucius.   Devoid of toppings like Fruity Pebbles, or applewood smoked bacon bits, or Butterfinger crumbles, a trip to Christy’s makes doughnut lovers realize—it’s the little things. On simplicity alone, Christy’s Donuts nails the…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Vape Store

Best Vape Store: VapeRX At VapeRX, MODs and e-cigarettes are sold in size from level: discreet to vape is life. E-liquid selections change seasonally and cover more than 25 different name-brand liquids. VapeRX even includes a lounge with TVs, couches, and complimentary drinks as well as a menu of e-liquids…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Ice Cream

Best Ice Cream: Nu Cafe One on top of the next, paper-thin ribbons of Taiwanese snowflake ice layered high as the razor-sharp blade whirs against a frozen cylinder of coconut ice cream. While the ice cream itself, devoid of preservatives, carries genuine flavor, its remarkable texture is where this ordinary…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Breakfast – Heights

Best Breakfast – Heights: Golden Bagel & Coffee Move over breakfast tacos and kolaches, bagels are in the neighborhood now; and at this White Oak shop, they mean business. Here, New York-caliber bagels with a nice chew come freshly baked, toasted (upon request), and accompanied by things like house cured…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Live Venue (Large)

Best Live Venue (Large): Smart Financial Centre More than a million people can’t be wrong: Smart Financial Centre is a fantastic place to take in a live concert performance. The three-year-old auditorium sold its millionth ticket in 2019 which put the 6,400-seat hall in rare air. It was among planet…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Gay Bar

Best Gay Bar: Eagle Houston Long live the Eagle. Saturday nights are lit, Sunday Funday even fierier as twinks and bears will agree this stop on the Montrose circuit makes for a good meet-up at one point or another. With a dark, intimate dance floor, traditional house DJ, and several…

Best of Houston® 2020: Best Dog Park

Best Dog Park: Congressman Bill Archer Dog Park At more than 20 acres, Bill Archer Dog Park is one of the largest in the region. It has walking trails for humans and big lakes for puppies. And don’t be surprised if low spots become mud holes your canine family member…

Best of Houston® 2019: Best Bookstore

Best Bookstore: Brazos Bookstore Any bookstore must have the main commodity on hand to be a successful enterprise – books, and lots of them. Brazos Bookstore certainly has its share, but what it offers readers beyond titles is a true love for all things literary, a love that is shared…

Disruptive Since ’79: MDC’s Radical American Rock’n’Roll Revisits Houston

For 40 years, groundbreaking hardcore punk band MDC has proven that commitment works. As a globe-reaching political unit, they foreshadowed The Woke Generation’s emphasis on social justice, pro-LGBTQIA fights, environmental awareness, labor concerns, police brutality, and much more. Though they began as the Stains at long-lost clubs like Raul’s in Austin in the late-1970s, they…

Eight Houston Sports Predictions for 2020

The calendar flipped over to a new decade yesterday. Across the big three professional teams in town, we closed out the 2010s in much better fashion than we started the decade. The Texans were 6-10 in 2010, and in 2019, they just polished off their fourth division crown in five…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Wings

Best Wings: Pluckers Wing Bar Oh, Pluckers Wing Bar doesn’t play. Yes, they have a plethora of sauces to choose from—like the sweet and tangy Goldrush BBQ, or the spicy garlic Vampire Killer, or Korean BBQ Gochujang, or even Dr. Pepper. Can you get 100 wingies at a time? Sure,…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Dance Club

Best Dance Club: Concrete Cowboy No matter what, Concrete Cowboy packs ‘em in week after week as Top 40 and EDM jams reign supreme. On either side of the DJ booth, unassuming tables are laid out as people perch on booth-like benches and when that beat drops fog blasts hit…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Hot Dog

Best Hot Dog: Yoyo’s Hot Dog Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival let out and all of a sudden Yoyo’s hot dog cart was a hundred customers deep—on top of the other hundred or so people who also had been fantasizing about that juicy, crisp, saucy topped wiener. As the line moves…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best CBD Shop

Best CBD Shop: Vapor-Lot Vapor-Lot has been selling CBD products for three and a half years and has amassed a collection that far outreaches the wildly popular oil that can do just about everything except file your tax return. Can you say g-u-m-m-i-e-s? Gummy worms, gummy bears, sugar-free, all shapes…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Comic Book Store

Best Comic Book Store: Bedrock City Comic Company Did you know that Houston is home to six time and teleportation machines masquerading as comic book stores? Yes, we’re talking about the six Bedrock City Comic Company locations. Walk through the doors of any of them and be ready to be…

It’s Official! J.J. Watt Activated To Play This Saturday

The Houston Texans have made it through the seventeen week war of attrition that is the NFL’s regular season, and they’ve managed to survive fairly healthy. Yeah, like every team, they’ve suffered a few season-ending injuries that are going to leave a mark — right tackle Tytus Howard, special teams…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best New Restaurant

Editor’s note: Today starts our annual Best Of Houston® and Readers’ Choice awards that will run throughout January across all four segments (food, news, arts and music) of houstonpress.com. Best New Restaurant: MAD The moon spy-glassing a gentleman in a peculiar predicament. A stairway that leads to nowhere. An illuminated hallway…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Place To Buy Video Games

Editor’s note: Today starts our annual Best Of Houston® and Readers’ Choice awards that will run throughout January across all four segments (food, news, arts and music) of houstonpress.com. Best Place To Buy A Video Game: GameStop With several stores in Houston, GameStop nation makes it easy to buy or trade-in…

Best Of Houston® 2020: Best Sporting Goods Store

Editor’s note: Today starts our annual Best Of Houston® and Readers’ Choice awards that will run throughout January across all four segments (food, news, arts and music) of houstonpress.com. Best Sporting Goods Store: Academy Sports + Outdoors Whoever came up with the Academy jingle is straight-chilling in a bungalow on a…

Houston Concert Watch 1/1: Dawn & Hawkes and More

Happy New Year, Houston. We hope you all stayed safe last night. We know that today may seem especially bright and loud, but those feelings will pass. Once you’ve worked your way through your first hangover of the year, we hope you take a look at this week’s concert watch,…


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