Alfred Jacob Miller: “Romancing the West”

In 1837, Alfred Jacob Miller set off west, sketchpad in hand, to study life on the exotic frontier. The art exhibit “Romancing the West,” currently on view at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, presents 30 of Miller’s works on paper, mainly watercolors depicting the lives of Native Americans. In…

“Answers to Questions: John Wood & Paul Harrison”

Houstonians may be forgiven for assuming that performance/conceptual art duos are commonplace in the art world, spoiled as we are by the creative longevity of our own hometown Art Guys. Doesn’t every city have such a pair? Not so, says Toby Kamps. “These collaborative duos are pretty rare in art,…

“F Stop in Black & Color”

In his exhibit “F Stop in Black & Color,” Egyptian photographer Fikry Botros captures the ordinary — the everyday scenes, objects and people we often overlook as we run around with our busy lives — and he does it with no expectation from his viewers. “I can’t say I’m hoping…

Crimes of the Heart

A lawyer shouldn’t fall for his client, especially when that client is guilty of shooting her husband in the belly. But ethics and common sense don’t count for much when it comes to the Magrath sisters in the over-the-top comedy Crimes of the Heart. The three women come together to…

Always…Patsy Cline

Classic country tunes, including “Sweet Dreams,” “Walkin’ After Midnight” and “Crazy,” make up the score to Always…Patsy Cline. Based on the true story of the unexpected friendship between the music legend and a Houston housewife, Louise Seger, Always mixes comedy, music and nostalgia. The play starts with Seger hearing the…

My Dog Tulip

The film My Dog Tulip, adapted from J.R. Ackerley’s memoir, tells the story of a lonely man and his relationship with his rescued dog. The bond between the pair is one of growing devotion, as the two develop a love and understanding for each other. Directed and animated by Paul…

Paradise Hotel

Paradise Hotel, written by Richard Foreman in 1998 and receiving its Houston premiere, revolves around four people trying to get to the fabled Hotel Fuck (for obvious reasons). And yet, obstruction after obstruction, frustration after frustration, keeps them from ever arriving. At times, they are lured away by the ever…

2010 Academy Award Nominated Short Films

Be in the know when the Oscar winners for best short film are announced this year by attending the 2010 Academy Award Nominated Short Films screenings at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston. The films are divided into three programs — live action, animated and documentary. Among the animated films…

Comment of the Day

Today Eating Our Words nation was turned on by the new skinny Pepsi can Lauren Marmaduke wrote about, National Eating Disorder Association be damned. But commenter Ali wasn’t letting the svelte soda get to her: Well, it is Pepsi. They’ve got to drum up some sort of marketing ridiculousness to…

Health Department Roundup

One of the most revealing things about writing the Health Department Roundup has been realizing that, outside of rat droppings in the saucepans or children’s fingers in some dish that doesn’t call for them, there are very few violations that will really deter us from places. In fact, eating at…

“Bad Project” Creators Will Hold a Public Q&A

Today, non-profit microcinema 14 Pews announced that on Tuesday, Feb. 22nd, 7 p.m., it will host Baylor students David Shim and Mary Wiese for a screening of their Lady Gaga parody “Bad Project.” The creators will introduce the video, discuss the process of making it and take questions from the…

Hitler’s Desk: Houstonian Still Trying to Sell It

When last we talked to Houston lawyer Jack McConn, he was eagerly looking forward to selling Hitler’s desk, which he had acquired while being part of an Army unit that was guarding the Führer’s Munich headquarters. Apparently the market for Hitler desks isn’t as lively as it used to be,…

Chef Chat, Part 1: Candace Nelson of Sprinkles Cupcakes

Candace Nelson, creator of boutique cupcake emporium Sprinkles, has gone from financier to cupcake-craze initiator to Food Network judge. With Sprinkles locations all over the world, including our own little Highland Village outpost, we tracked down the in-demand young industrialist and got the back-story. Eating Our Words: Let’s begin today…

European Travel Tips For First-Time Bands

Local favorites the Wild Moccasins embark on a six-week European tour this weekend. Rocks Off knows how daunting international travel can be, especially when you’re on a multi-country blitzkrieg that exposes you to numerous languages and many differing cultural mores in a relatively short period of time. Rocks Off wants…

There’s a New Ghost Town In Texas

The Setup: A Fertle Farewell chronicles the demise of the hamlet of Dumpster, Texas, population 12, a distant relative of Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, but most definitely on the other side of the railroad tracks. But the chance of revival may be in the works when an executive from Brenham…

HPD with New Anti-DWI Initiative: You’ve Been Warned

Law enforcement agencies like the DA’s office always like to tout new anti-DWI drives, usually tied to a holiday. The Houston Police Department got in on the game today, holding a press conference with MADD to let the public know they’ll be cracking down with some heightened enforcement. They’ll team…

Could Kindle Self-Publishing Spark A Zine Revival?

Almost the first story we wrote for Rocks Off was a nostalgic trip through the old word of zine publishing, those wonderfully Xeroxed newsletters you used to see in music stores published by fans and usually costing about a dollar. We don’t know anyone who ever made money off his…

App of the Week: How Evernote Organized My Life

App: Evernote Platforms: iPhone, Android, BlackBerry, Windows Mobile, Palm, desktop apps also available for Mac and PC Web site: Evernote.com Cost: Free ($5 monthly or $45 annually for premium service) I’m a note taker. Over the years, my desktop, both actual and virtual, has been littered with pieces of paper containing…

A Mean Mexican Breakfast at Tacos del Julio

Tacos del Julio — the subject of this week’s cafe review — is near and dear to my heart, and not just because I spent many a happy lunch there back in my old days of working for a Mexican-owned cement company. It’s also the spot of many delicious breakfasts…

Boz Scaggs: Your Mom Loved Him… And Still Does

These days, it’s good to be the Wizard of Boz. In recent times, Boz Scaggs has been recording and touring as he pleases, including a highly successful road jaunt with Donald Fagen of Steely Dan and ex-Doobie Brother Michael McDonald as “The Dukes of September.” Outside of music, he’s got…

The Vesper at the Queen Vic Pub

Having arrived early for a birthday dinner at the Queen Vic Pub, I grabbed the last remaining stool at the bar and proceeded to scan the drink menu. My general policy when dining in a large group is to order my drink early, before the waitstaff gets bogged down attending…

Breakfast Pork Chop at El Tiempo

Having visited El Tiempo many times, at a recent Valentine’s Day brunch I decided to change up my usual order of eggs and enchiladas with pecan pancakes and try something different. I spotted pork chops on the breakfast back page and suspected I’d found a winner. The chops didn’t disappoint…

Honoring Barbara Jordan’s 75th Birthday: Five Video Clips

Starting tomorrow, Texas Southern University will begin a year-long celebration of what would be the 75th birthday of alumna Barbara Jordan. Jordan was steeped in Houston, a Wheatley High grad who represented the Fifth Ward in Congress throughout the ’70s. Here are five video clips of her career: 5. Democratic…

Graphic: When Festival Booking Goes Too Far

Every spring, New Orleans puts on something called the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. But as Jazz Fest has grown more and more popular, the headlining acts have had less and less to do with jazz or New Orleans heritage; this year, headliners include Kid Rock, Bon Jovi, Jimmy…

Compagnie La Baraka: Dance You Can Feel Free to Hate

French Algerian dancer and choreographer Abou Lagraa doesn’t mind if you hate his work, especially if you hate it for not telling a story in the manner of classical ballet. In a 2008 interview with a Czech arts website, he said, “People want to understand things but sometimes it’s nice…

Restaurant Reviews You Don’t Have to Read

I randomly stumbled onto the YouTube channel belonging to “TexasFoodGuru” while searching for an old restaurant commercial. The guru, also known as Rourke, has begun earnestly compiling restaurant reviews in video form for the last week and has three videos up on the site so far. As far as production…

Mexico Military Invasion Bravely Repulsed, We Guess

DayPortPlayer.newPlayer({articleID:”173040″,bannerAdConDefID:”15″,videoAdObjectID:”14″,videoAdConDefID:”6″,accPos:”CCTVI.NEWS.LOCAL”,accSite:”KRGV”,playVideoAds:”true”,isDevMode:”false”,idmMarkerID:”292f2247-e4de-4c0d-ba4b-b2516bf9dd4b”,categoryID:”3″,playerInstanceID:”2FEDF5B0-666D-E33B-4664-7F2802B64D41″,domain:”krgv.web.entriq.net”});Ronald Reagan famously warned America that unless the Contras won in Nicaragua, the U.S. would face a growing threat of a Communist invasion from Mexico. That ominous scenario has now played out. We can only suggest you stock up on bottled water, ammunition and begin to learn Spanish. The Drudge…

Jason Babin, Flying Over Hungry Gators

The Bayou blog has dug up video of former Houston Texan and current Tennessee Titan Jason Babin zip-lining over a pack of hungry, hungry gators at a Beaumont-area alligator farm. This apparently happened last year when Babin took his kids, who are fans of CMT’s Gator 911 show (and who…

Your Meme of the Week: Come At Me Bro

What are you looking at, bitch? You reading this Meme Of The Week or something? You think you’re better than me? What, you too good to also share and like this for Facebook? You can’t retweet this? Come at me bro, or brosephina, whichever’s the case. Two seasons ago on…

The True Value Packs Serious Independent Hardware

Each Wednesday, Rocks Off arbitrarily appoints one lucky local performer or group “Artist of the Week,” bestowing upon them all the fame and grandeur such a lofty title implies. Know a band or artist that isn’t awful? Email their particulars to introducingliston@gmail.com. Here’s the one thing we knew about rock…

Food Fight: Chicken Sandwich

My last attempt at a Food Fight sparked racial tension. There was also a plea to transform these “fights” into “battles.” I guess there’s just something about fried finger foods that brings out the worst in people. What comments will the boring, old grilled chicken sandwich get? I guess we…

Comment of the Day: Right-Wing Talk Radio at Its Worst

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them. So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even. This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula…

Dear Recording Academy, What About Music Made by Animals?

The 2011 Grammy Awards are over. Among the nominees, many and various genres of music were represented, often via recordings on small independent labels. In the wake of Arcade Fire’s album-of-the-year win, now is the time to bang the drum as loudly as we can for music produced outside of…

Football Legend Eddie Robinson: A Biography Wasted

Eddie Robinson was one of the greatest head coaches in the history of college football. He overcame the misfortune of being born a black man in the Deep South during the worst years of Jim Crow to produce at Grambling one of the great programs in all of football history…

Five Sure-Fire Ways To Have A Hit Rap Video

If you’re in the entertainment industry, you’re no stranger to music videos. But if you don’t follow a few basic rules, your videos can turn into a legal nightmare. Just ask Jim Jones, who last week got sued by two Texas women over their unintentional (and topless) cameos. Follow these…

Sampler Plate: This Week in Food Blogs

Each week, we put together a sampler plate of the most interesting links from both local and national food blogs. Know a blog we should be paying particular attention to? Leave the address in the comments section below. Eatocracy: CNN’s food blog has partnered with Food & Wine to announce…

Comment of the Day

Man, you guys are unpredictable. Last week, the comments on Calliope’s in a post by Katharine Shilcutt were all positive, which inspired Kevin Shalin to drop by for a fried oyster po-boy. But today, y’all aren’t so into Calliope’s. As an example, SirRon’s response: I had the worst oyster po-boy…

Is It Right To Ask Fans To Pitch In For Health Care?

The current economic environment has made times a bit rougher for artists in America, particularly musicians. Take DJ Kool Herc. The pioneering hip-hop DJ, who created the music’s breakbeat foundation by switching back and forth between the breakdown section of two different funk sides, was hospitalized for kidney stones last…

The Top 10 Coffee Houses in Houston

Last week’s First Look at Black Hole Cafe prompted some interesting discussions in the comments section, namely a lively debate about the merits of weighing a just-opened coffee house against other, more established locations. Said commenter “guest” (clever name) about the write-up: This isn’t a review, but a comparison which…

Houston Bidding for 2014 NBA All-Star Game

Is the NBA All-Star Game that big a deal anymore? The game itself is a joke, the competitions attached to it, like the dunk contests, are shadows of their former selves…..oh, but the parties. The parties surrounding an NBA All-Star game can be epic, and Houston wants to be in…

We Announce the Winners in Our Crazy-Roommate-Stories Contest

Earlier this month, we asked readers to submit their craziest roommate stories for a chance to win a $100 Visa gift card, along with official promotional items for the film The Roommate, which is currently in theaters. You sent them and we’ve chosen the winners. Today we bring you the…

Off the Wall: Now That’s a Po-Boy

Last week, Katharine Shilcutt wrote about her experience at Zimm’s Little Deck. In it, she mentioned her fondness for Calliope’s Po-Boy, and the commenters agreed. TonyC had this to say: “I can’t recommend Calliope’s enough. A little bit of Louisiana right here in Houston.” I’m sold…

Houston to Lead the Way, Sort of, in Plug-In Electric Vehicles

A new study of projected sales of plug-in electric vehicles shows Houston to be among the leading “early adopters” in the country, but far below places like California and New York. The study by Pike Research examined demographics, planned manufacturer rollout schedules of the cars and attitudes towards the fancy-schmancy…

15 Gets You 20: Rock & Roll Jailbait Through The Years

Friday night, The Pretty Reckless (above) pulls into town for a gig at House of Blues. The band, led by Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen, is known largely for the 17-year-old singer’s penchant for wearing something resembling lingerie, chain-smoking and basically being a teen badass. Like that Tori Scott girl…

Underberg

Despite the fact that my metabolism has been steadily slowing over the past few years, I still overeat. I’ve been known to close down one all-you-can-eat seafood buffet, drive around all night looking for another, and finally wind up fishing. It’s a sickness. Thank God for Underberg. I was first…

Ellen DeGeneres’ Trespasser Used to Work for Local Investigation Firm

“We have not sent any spies to Ellen’s house,” says Bobbi Bacha with the Webster, Tx.-based Blue Moon Investigations Security and Protection. Last Thursday, former Houston resident Karen Grace Sjoden was arrested trespassing at the Beverly Hills home of Ellen DeGeneres. Yesterday, Sjoden pleaded not-guilty and also told a judge…

For Rappers, How Commercial Is Too Commercial?

The hip-hop world is a less than sensible place – lots of times, you’re even required to clarify when bad means bad and when bad means good – so once a week we’re going to get with a rapper and ask them to explain things. Something you always wanted to…

Brugal Rum Saves the V-Day

I was offered an opportunity to attend a Plain White T’s concert at the House of Blues . One of the sponsors was Brugal Rum. I accepted the assignment in about a millisecond–for a couple of reasons. One, I like rum. Two, I’m in my thirties, married, and have two…

Soul City: The Amazing Jazz Crusaders

Black History Month is always a great time to recall some of Houston’s greatest musical innovators and leaders. Rocks Off will highlight some of them during the remainder of February. “Hey, let’s get back to that down-and-dirty old-school chicken-shack sound” While Houston has produced its share of jazz and noted…

First Look at ERA

The bar area on the main floor isn’t quite finished yet, nor has all the art been hung from the eggshell-white walls at ERA (809 Congress, 713-225-1066), but the four pizzas that arrived at our table last night looked as if they’d come from a long-open kitchen staffed with old…

“Zen Chill” Smoothie at Berripop Frozen Yogurt

I’m in the mood for milkshakes even in chilly weather and would probably drink them every day if they didn’t contain so much pesky saturated fat. I’ve tried Coldstone’s low-fat “sinless” shake, but won’t make that mistake again as white-out probably has a more pleasant taste than that concoction. Although…

Gabrielle Giffords’s Set List: A Critical Appraisal

It’s difficult to imagine anyone not happy with the progress being made at the Texas Medical Center by Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. She’s walking, talking and, according to an e-mail from her mother obtained by the Houston Chronicle, she’s playing to the hilt her role of “Little Miss Overachiever.” She’s also…

L.A. Rapper Gets Signed, Eats A Roach

The members of Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All – or Odd Future, if you’re into the whole brevity thing – have been on the online radar since last summer, and have already managed to make the Coachella cut and late-night talk-show circuits in 2011. At the outset, however,…

Stairway to Paradise Is a Glimpse at Gershwin’s Early Genius

The Setup: Before George Gershwin became George Gershwin, what did he sound like? That’s the question that gets rhapsodically answered in the latest cabaret from Bayou City Concert Musicals. A prodigy, as a kid he astonished his non-musical family by sitting down and playing the piano when it was ordered…

Upcoming: Erykah Badu, Rihanna, Snoop Dogg, Etc.

Apocalyptica: Wed., March 23. House of Blues. Blu, J*Davey, The Niceguys: Tue., March 15. Groundhall. Deep Dark Robot: Mon., April 4. Rudyard’s. Erykah Badu: Sat., May 21. Arena Theatre. Frontline Assembly, Die Krupps: Sat., June 4. Numbers. George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic: Fri., April 8. Arena Theatre. Los Lonely Boys:…

Recipe: The Pioneer Woman’s Perfect Pot Roast

There’s something about Sundays that makes me want to roast a large animal and serve it Norman Rockwell-style to a table filled with friends. And I guess if I were more confident in my culinary skills, this fantasy would become reality, maybe even routine. But, alas, I’ve always been a…

Crescent City Beignets

Sometimes, nothing satisfies quite like a plate full of hot dough, fat, and sugar. I’m speaking, of course, of beignets. When the mood strikes, these pillowy confections simply can’t be replaced. People may try to ply you with Indian fry bread, funnel cakes, or perhaps even sopapillas. The particularly unscrupulous…

Last Night: Clay Aiken At Jones Hall

Clay Aiken Jones Hall February 14, 2011 Ask, and thou shalt receive. Our commenters requested a Clay Aiken slideshow, so here it is. While most people celebrated Valentine’s Day last night, we headed to Jones Hall to see former American Idol contestant Clay Aiken. While it wasn’t necessarily our ideal…

Comment of the Day: The Tea Party and Secession

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them. So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even. This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula…

Superstar? Jesus Christ…

There’s a scene in Penelope Spheeris’s excellent documentary The Decline of Western Civilization, Part 2: The Metal Years where she interviews a number of struggling musicians about their career prospects and their fallback options should they fail. Almost to a man* (and woman), these hopefuls respond with fierce conviction that…

You’re Not Special

There’s a scene in Penelope Spheeris’ excellent documentary The Decline of Western Civilization, Part 2: The Metal Years where she interviews a number of struggling musicians about their career prospects and their fallback options should they fail. Almost to a man* (and woman), these hopefuls respond with fierce conviction that…

Raising Goth Kids In Today’s Disney Society

Gothtopia is currently sitting on an advance copy of the Girls Rock Camp Houston DVD, which was filmed at Walter’s and showcased several bands of young girls performing their original compositions. We are currently waiting for a firm release date on the disc before bringing you our take on it,…

Meet Anthony Rendon, Rice Baseball’s Newest Whiz Kid

John RoyalMeet Anthony RendonHis name is Anthony Rendon. You might have heard of him if you’re a fan of Rice Owls baseball, or if you follow college baseball. You might also have heard of him if you’re one of those people who follow Houston-area high school baseball. If you’re a…

Where Are We Drinking?

This nicely mixed Hemingway daiquiri could have been a little heavier on the booze…but it was a business lunch. Perhaps the pours are stronger in the evenings at this classy joint. Think you know where we’re drinking? Leave your best guess in the comments section below…

Five Video Games More Tasteless Than Call of Juarez: The Cartel

Even though the Mexican Drug War continues unabated a few hundred miles down the Southwest Freeway, this news that there is a South of the Border-themed Grand Theft Auto video game in the works somehow seems predictable. According to manufacturer Ubisoft, first-person shooter Call of Juarez: The Cartel will offer…

Weezer, Ween, Sharon Jones, Bun B Head Summer Fest Lineup

UPDATE: Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears have been added to the lineup. “I’m gonna pull out some shit on stage that will make the Flaming Lips cry and possibly retire in awe.” – Hayes Carll, via @hprocksoff Weezer, Ween, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings, Yeasayer and Houston rappers Z-Ro…

Friday Night: Joe Ely Band At Rockefeller Hall

Joe Ely Band Rockefeller Hall February 11, 2011 Saturday night, almost exactly 24 hours after the Joe Ely Band’s triumphant return to Rockefeller’s Rockefeller Hall, Aftermath and a friend were chatting on Facebook about Houston’s current bumper crop of up-and-coming indie bands. Some people around town seem to have convinced…

Five NBA Love Stories (For Valentine’s Day)

Let me be the millionth to say that I hate Valentine’s Day. It’s a sham. It’s a farce. It’s a fabrication designed to stimulate the economy and jump-start jewelry, flower, restaurant and sex toy business for a random day in the dead period of February. And yet, as a species,…

Comment of the Day

Katharine Shilcutt reported on which Houston restaurants have opened and which have closed, including three Cajun joints. Which led commenter Tim to reflect on Creole and Cajun, New Orleans and Lafayette: Forgive me for I am about to nitpick: ‘Three separate Cajun places went to that big Crescent City in…

The Unexpected Freebie

Recently, I stopped by Sugarbaby’s Cupcake Boutique on a Saturday in the hopes of trying a Caramel Delight cupcake. Unsurprisingly, one hour before closing they were out of Caramel Delight and almost all other flavors, so I revised my plan and selected a St. Arnold’s Stout cupcake for my better…

Catastrophic’s Paradise Hotel Is a Flawless Mess

The Setup: Catastrophic Theatre takes on playwright Richard Foreman’s wayward and terribly unfunny dissection of sex. The Execution: Foreman, the darling of underground New York theater, is an acquired taste, but this dank, existential sex farce — loosely inspired by the wittier, less obnoxious originals of Georges Feydeau — is…

Ingredient of the Week: Swiss Chard

What is it? I’d heard of it, seen it at the grocery store and read about how delicious and healthy it is, but I’d never tried Swiss chard until last week, when I was looking for a leafy green to serve with dinner. It was much less bitter than I…

Saturday Night: Amos Lee At House Of Blues

Ed Note: Due to a misunderstanding, we were unable to take any photos of Amos Lee. See what he looks like here. Amos Lee, Vusi Mahlasela House of Blues February 12, 2011 House of Blues was packed with more upper-crust, middle-aged people than a summer Dave Matthews Band concert in…

The 20 Best Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Covers

Tonight on The Late Show With David Letterman, this year’s cover of the long-running Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will be unveiled, as everyone’s Valentine’s Day comes to its climax. Hopefully. Unless you’re a stupid loser. The cover model has yet to be announced, but the big money seems to be…

Linkin Park Cancels Houston Show On Doctor’s Orders

UPDATE: The show has been rescheduled for March 3, promoter Live Nation said in a press release Tuesday. Sad news for folks holding tickets to tomorrow night’s Linkin Park/The Prodigy gig at Toyota Center. Due to an illness, lead singer Chester Bennington has been sidelined from performing by doctor’s orders,…

Freedom to Marry Marchers: No More Mr. Nice Gay

Photos by Bradley BaskerSee pics from yesterday’s “Big Gay Wedding,” the largest and longest-running commitment ceremony in Houston, also organized by the Foundation for Family and Marriage Equality. Members of the Foundation for Family and Marriage Equality, along with a crowd of protesters, shouted “congratulations!” at a heterosexual couple entering…

What a Crock: Breakfast Cobbler

I like breakfast. I like cobbler. I should like breakfast cobbler. It’s got to be good, right? In search of a breakfast crock pot recipe, I hoped the new one I found would top this one. The rundown I’ve been trying my best to mix things up for this weekly…

Metro Wuvs Us, This We Know / For This Cookie Tells Us So

When we looked askance last week at Metro’s plans to declare its undying Valentine’s Day love for its passengers, little did we know how darkly, bitterly cynical they were. THE NEW METRO !!!!!! (pat. pending), instead of sending tedious e-mails purporting to rebut line-by-line our premise, sent….a cookie. The bastards!!!!…

Local Radio Legend Recycles Former Career Into Art

David Sadof is one of the most influential names in Houston radio. His show, Lunar Rotation, introduced the city to pretty much every top alternative act when he helmed the mike at KTBZ. But there’s a side of Sadof we were completely unaware of–his abilities as a visual artist; particularly…

Rhode Island Wants a Medical Center Like Ours

Lincoln Chafee, the former senator from Rhode Island who is now the (barely a) state’s governor, announced today he wants to build a presumably mini-version of the Texas Medical Center. A “knowledge center” would be developed on land in Providence formerly known as the Jewelry District, combining local universities and…

Lack Of Social Safety Net Tying Many Musicians To Day Jobs

“I fantasize sometimes that my musical career would hit gold and help us escape these grim realities, but it’s not something I really expect to happen.” There are few issues in the current political climate more fraught with contention than whether or not the U.S. government will take a more…

A Valentine’s Brinner

What does everyone love on Valentine’s? Either chocolate or a substitute for chocolate — power, sex, hallucinogens, puppy dogs (please don’t mix those all at once). Now, what does everyone love, anytime? Breakfast for dinner: “brinner.” If you didn’t get in gear and make reservations for a fab dinner for…

Saturday Night: Robin Thicke At Arena Theatre

Robin Thicke Arena Theatre February 12, 2011 Is describing a show as an aural roofie politically incorrect? Because Saturday night’s Robin Thicke show at the Arena Theatre seemed to put all the women in the crowd into a sexy soul-fog with a syrupy thicke-ness. We even stocked up on some…

Urban Market Finally Gets Urban

The Urban Market used to be held in a field adjacent to a suburban neighborhood, north of the Heights and outside the loop. The scene: hundreds of women, often in Wellies following freak spring rainstorms, tromping through the miniature Round Top hunting shabby-chic, French-country, modern-industrial, and a smattering of mid-century…

Sweets for the Sweet at Perry’s

Perry’s has introduced some new dessert items that took over a year to conceptualize, tweak, taste, tweak again and, finally, present to the public just in time for Valentine’s Day – although, ironically, these desserts will NOT be available today, because Perry’s is only offering a pre-fixe menu for Valentine’s…

State Rep. Leo Berman Sponsoring Secession Rally

State Rep. Leo Berman of Tyler has already gained notoriety for introducing a birther bill in the legislature, but he’s not done yet. Now he’s sponsoring a rally on the capitol steps that is calling for Texas to secede from the United States. The announcement of the rally begins: South…

Haut Chocolat: A Sweet Boutique

If Linda Cunningham wasn’t a couture designer with two atelier locations (one in Jacksonville Florida and the other right here in Houston), she’d be a marine biologist. (And it’s no surprise that the successful designer and business owner would have the brains to take on an industry filled with uncertainty…

Saturday Night: Wild Moccasins Tour Kickoff At Fitzgerald’s

Wild Moccasins, Young Mammals Fitzgerald’s February 12, 2011 See pics from the Wild Moccs’ tour kickoff in our slideshow. Houston has seen Wild Moccasins plenty of times before, but that doesn’t stop the throngs of fans from packing out show after show to see the band’s catchy brand of indie…

Freedom to Marry: Gays Marching Through Downtown Today

Apparently eager to be forced to buy last-second Valentine’s Day gifts to people they’ve been married to for years, gays and lesbians will have a march through downtown later this morning. They’ll try to get marriage licenses at the courthouse, and after being refused will walk to City Hall. “Many…

A Super Bowl of Potato Salad

Super Bowl Sunday arrived before I’d adequately pondered my Super Bowl Party contribution. It had to go well with barbecue and fried turkey. It had to be easy to make in mass quantities. And, it had to be easily portable. Then it hit me. Super Bowl Sunday occurs during Carnival…

Is Stealing Another Rapper’s Lyrics Ever OK?

Some rappers happen to be thoughtful, intelligent people. Every Monday, Rocks Off will have some of them here discussing issues relevant to their culture. This Week’s Panel: Eskabel, Renzo, O.N.E., Brad Gilmore, D-Risha, K.A.B. Not Invited: Carlos Mencia This Week’s Prompt: Recently, rapper Consequence got mad at Pusha T because…

An Egg a Day Is Now Okay

I love eggs. I would eat them in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, here, there, and everywhere – if they weren’t loaded with cholesterol. But earlier this week the USDA released surprising findings from a recent nutritional re-evaluation, reporting that modern-day eggs are healthier…

Friday Night: Holy Fiction, Finnegan & The Shallows At Fitz

The Canvas Waiting, Holy Fiction, Finnegan, The Shallows Fitzgerald’s February 11, 2011 We’re probably preaching to the choir, but were you at Fitzgerald’s Friday? What a show… Oh, you were upstairs? Well, you missed out on a diverse consortium of musicians from around town that rocked our faces off. But…

The Week In TV

The sun finally came out, but there was plenty of TV to watch, especially for fans of FBI agent Bert Macklin. This was the week in TV Land: • It’s only been a few weeks since Keith Olbermann left MSNBC, but he’s already got himself a new gig: he’s been…

James Dickey Ignores His Gut, Cougars Get the Win

John RoyalZamal Nixon works the offense in the second half against TulaneHouston Cougars head coach James Dickey tends to coach by his gut. And when point guard Zamal Nixon tried to hit forward Maurice McNeil for the alley-oop late in the second half on Saturday afternoon, Dickey’s gut told him…

Dead Bang DJs Take The Party Off The Dance Floor

Rocks Off has spent more time at Numbers than is probably wise to admit, and through those hazy, vodka-clouded years we have always thoroughly enjoyed the main dance floor DJ sets of DJ Mina, DJ Nick Night, and all the other darkwave masters of spin who ensure the pale gyrations…

David Davila, 27, Bayou Body Count No. 17

A man was shout outside a southeast side bar early Sunday morning, Houston police say. The shooting happened about 4:30 a.m. after a fight that began inside Joe’s Texas Pub in the 11000 block of Fuqua, the station said. The altercation continued outside the bar, and one man pulled a…

Where Are We Eating?

A plate of fried pickles may not seem like much to go on, but this restaurant does them fairly uniquely, with crinkle-cut dill pickles in a seasoned batter that is always crunchy, never soggy, and adheres to the pickles with insane staying power. Think you know where we’re eating this…

The Woodlands, Arcade Fire Win Album Of The Year Grammy

Congratulations to The Woodlands, that emotionally icy burb up I-45, for helping Arcade Fire win this year’s Album of the Year Grammy at Sunday night’s awards show for their sprawling The Suburbs LP. The band, led by former Woodlands residents Win and William Butler, won over a highly-touted Eminem comeback…

This Week in Deliciousness

Welcome back to the weekly roundup here at Eating Our Words, where instead of eating those Valentine’s conversation candy hearts, we’re just gonna go ahead and wolf down a big ol’ handful of chalk. Not as romantic, but significantly less sugar. Laid up in the hospital? Going to visit someone…

Comments of the Day

Today, we learned a few things. First, in the comments to Lennie Ambrose’s post about El Perico Agave Spirit, we acquired some new slang, courtesy of Ted Stickles: Hah, that’s funny, ‘perico’ is slang for cocaine… We did not know that! And the comments of Katharine Shilcutt’s post on suggestive…

MCM: More Local Music News Than Parties In Cairo

Welcome back to yet another installment of our semi-famous Magnolia City Mixtape. Rocks Off works hard to scrape every barnacle of local music news from our ship that sails the high seas of the Internet – or something like that. Slim Thug welcomed everyone back to Texas for the Super…

Robert Wade Prince: A-Hole Passenger Gets Six Months

A year ago we told you about Robert Wade Prince, an Alabama man arrested at Bush Intercontinental after getting drunk and disorderly on a Continental flight home from Amsterdam. Prince not only hassled female flight attendants and passengers with inappropriate touching, he messed with an air marshal and threw a…

Yelapa Is Back on Track

Over a spicy jalapeno-infused margarita and a bowl full of the chunky “real guacamole” last night, I looked around the busy bar at Yelapa Playa Mexicana (2303 Richmond, 281-501-0391) and felt a wave of relief wash over me. I admit to being very nervous about the restaurant’s lifespan when it…

Traffic Fun: Forget About the North Loop This Weekend

If you live around the North Loop, get ready for a weekend of hassles. Major, major roadwork is scheduled, and it likely won’t be pretty getting around it. From I-10 in the west to the Eastex Freeway, entire sides of the Loop will be closed down for long stretches. For…

Video: Mayor Annise Parker Talks Candidly About Growing Up Gay

This week, ImFromDriftwood.com, a website that focuses on the lives of everyday gays, features Houston mayor Annise Parker. On camera, mayor Parker beautifully describes her experiences as a young lesbian and struggling to go on dates. In her trademark honest delivery Parker tells us about being 15, falling in love…

Bartender Chat: Kallie Weyland of Byzantio

After braving the icy winds this week in search of a worthy Bartender Chat candidate, I was very pleased to meet Kallie Weyland at Byzantio. Not only was the place warmly lit and inviting, she also had some great stories to share over samples of her signature Ginger Pomegranate Martini…

Annise Parker Talks About Her First Love

I’m From Driftwood, a Web site dedicated to real-life stories from gays and lesbians, has posted an interview with Mayor Annise Parker talking about her first love and a college romance. Parker remains quietly analytical, of course, but still, in recounting how heartsick she was when her girlfriend’s parents broke…

Openings & Closings

First things first, for anyone who might be heading out to Skewers (3991 Richmond, 713-599-1444) for its grand reopening: Don’t. At least, not yet. The restaurant’s PR team emailed us an explanation for the delay this week: Skewers is not going to make its opening this Saturday. Got the word…

RIP Guitar Hero: 10 Songs The Game Gave New Life

Thursday, Activision killed the musical video game Guitar Hero after six years of turning young ears into heshers, glammers, and classic-rock devotees. The debt that older bands like the Ramones, Poison, Black Sabbath and Rush owe to the game is immense. True, the kids (and drunk adults), were hearing cover…

Tangerine: Yacht Rock, Golden Triangle-Style

Ahh, Yacht Rock… Yacht Rock…Back in 2006, when we were still the music editor here, this unlikeliest of pop revivals filled our tattered sails with it’s magical zephyr: The raw power of really smooth music. While those days now seem as long ago as Jim Messina’s relevance on the national…

Texas Is Getting Dumber, Study Says

Once again blazing a trail best left unblazed, Texas is one of the nation’s top states in terms of how fast it’s getting dumber, a study says. The website 24/7WallSt looked at trends in population growth and the percentage of people with various levels of education, and has ranked Texas…

Houston, We Have a “Splasher” – Obama Mural Defaced

Whether it’s the work of a copycat street artist or a political vigilante, the paint splatters we noticed this morning on the Obama “Hope” mural (at Alabama & Travis) resemble the ones that cropped up in New York City in 2007, defacing the works of prominent street artists like Shepard…

Chef Chat, Part 3: Randy Evans of Haven

In this week’s chef chat, we caught up with Randy Evans of Haven (see our conversations here and here. After listening to him talk about all the local ingredients being incorporated into the menu, I was dying to sink my teeth into a few of them. Before we got started,…

Justin Bieber Movie Reveals Pop Star Shaves, Has Hot Mom

“OMG you can reach and touch his face” Thursday night, Rocks Off went to the first midnight screening of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, in 3D no less. Yes we had a chaperone, but the late hour and the theater’s location wasn’t conducive to masses of screaming girls. The location…

The Sexy Side of Bayou Bend

Quick, think of the sexiest place in Houston. Okay, now imagine yourself enjoying a relaxing Sunday afternoon there the day before Valentine’s Day. Y’all all thought of Bayou Bend, right? We thought so. This Sunday, from 1:30 p.m. to 4:00 p.m., the Museum of Fine Arts-owned residence of the legendary…

Brioche Blaster! elBulli at the Office

About a month ago, Top Chef Michael Voltaggio started talking about his technique for microwave brioche, posting YouTube videos and splattering Twitter with his tales of rich, buttery goodness, à la minute — a clever, savory riff on the microwave sponge cakes the Ferran Adrià and his pastry chef brother…

It’s Just Brittany, Bitch, Houston Rap’s New First Lady

At 11 p.m. Thursday night, the balance of power among Houston’s female rappers (and all rappers, a little) shifted markedly, because that is precisely when Just Brittany’s first proper EP, the unexpectedly polished and ambidextrous More Than Just a Pretty Face, was officially released. Brittany most recently made news when…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Just Go With It

Title: Just Go With It Starring: Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston Wasn’t She Married To Somebody Famous Once? Yeah, I think I heard that too. Is Rob Schneider In This? If he was, I couldn’t spot him. You do get Dave Matthews, though. I’ll leave it to you whether that’s…

Leave It To Bieber: The Lost Pilot Episode

Fade in on a darkened Bieber household living room. The porch light snaps on outside, and the door opens slowly and silently. JUSTIN BIEBER sneaks into the house in filthy clothes, carrying a baseball bat and glove. He silently shuts the door and starts walking, tracking mud inside the house…

Local Spotlight: El Perico from Eagle Point Distillery

When local rum expert and distiller Kelly Railean decided to venture into other types of spirits, she knew exactly where she wanted to go next. The problem was, what to call her new venture? There are “Texas tequilas” cropping up all over the state right now, but most are not…

Idol Beat: Battle Los Angeles

You know, I had my misgivings about covering Season 10 of American Idol. I’ve already mentioned my concerns that, contrary to what David Hasselhof would have us believe, America doesn’t necessarily have talent. At least, not enough to fill 10 seasons worth of programming. I also feared the show was…

Famous Grouse: Liquor Truck, Meet Seawall

We’re told, by the Galveston County Daily News, that the driver of this liquor truck “forgot to set the parking brake” when he stopped at a convenience store on Seawall Boulevard. The truck then rolled across five lanes of traffic and ended up teetering on the seawall itself. Click on…

Lucinda Williams, Spearhead, Kronos Quartet Headed To iFest

The Houston International Festival, better known as iFest, announced its 2011 lineup late Thursday night. Here are some of the highlights: FRIDAY, APRIL 29 World Stage: Kronos Quartet feat. Homayun Sakhi; Houston Youth Symphony String Quartet; Houston Grand Opera SATURDAY, APRIL 30 World Stage: Mayapuris; Kora Konnection; Rootz Underground; Jimmie…

The French Impressionists, Actual-Size

It’s your dorm-room mantlepiece come to life this month, when the French Impressionists exhibit comes to the Museum of Fine Arts Houston. The show, Impressionist and Post-Impressionist Masterpieces, is on loan to the MFAH while their permanent home in Washington D.C.’s National Gallery is under construction. Opening February 20 and…

Ali Nazik at Istanbul Grill & Deli

I’ve passed by Istanbul Grill & Deli often during dinner hour but never stopped as the parking situation always made me a bit nervous. However, after hearing a Turkish colleague of mine praise the place, I stopped the car, put on my flashers, and dashed in for some takeout. Some…

Idol Beat: Say Goodbye To Hollywood

You know, I had my misgivings about covering Season 10 of American Idol. I’ve already mentioned my concerns that, contrary to what David Hasselhof would have us believe, American doesn’t necessarily have talent. At least, not enough to fill ten seasons worth of programming. I also feared the show was…

Community: The Valentine’s Episode

The thing that makes Community work is that it knows how to balance its sillier, more amped-up moments with the kind of relatability that makes the characters feel real. The show gets away with a variety of sight gags and punch lines that wouldn’t make sense in the real world…

February 5-11: The Week in Photos

Each week, we take a dip into the Houston Press Flickr pool and see what our talented photographers have been up to. If you’ve got Houston-related photos, be they landscapes, events or street art, we want to see them. Just drop them in our photo group right here. As always,…

30 Seconds With Avant

Rocks Off hooked up with R&B supervoice Avant (no, not like that) to see we could find out about the man behind hits like “Separated” and “My First Love” in 30 seconds. Rocks Off: What is the worst song in the world? Avant: “Thong Song” – it’s amazing that someone…

One Guy’s 20 Suggestions for Improving Astros Attendance

Drayton, sex sellsThe Astros have completed the new HD video screen/scoreboard, and if you thought the seasons past have been filled with earsplitting nonsense, just wait until they start playing with this new thing. Now the powers-that-be with the Astros have stated that the primary reason for this new screen…

Upcoming Events

It’ll still be brisk this coming Saturday, making the fact that hundreds of people will be dressed in Snuggies along Washington Avenue at least a little less bizarre. The 1st annual Snuggie Pub Crawl is getting its start at Pearl Bar at 2 p.m. and will hit four other bars…

App of the Week: Waze

App: Waze Platforms: iPhone, Android, BlackBerry (beta only, Windows Mobile) Web site: Waze.com Cost: Free Houstonians know their traffic like Seattleites know their heroin coffee or heaved aquatic animals. In other words, we are used to driving and doing it in a mess of mangled, crushingly slow suburbanites. There are…

Comment of the Day

Surely, Matthew Dresden knew he was poking at a snake pit when he spoke ill of Shipley’s Do-Nuts in today’s Food Fight. Commenter Trisch responded to him with a veritable blog post of her own: “Maybe, just maybe, if I’d eaten them warm, this piece might have read more like…

Listening Back: KTSU DJ Marks 30 Years On The Air

Friday marks Houston radio personality Myron Anderson’s 30th anniversary at KTSU (90.9 FM). Best known for his Friday-morning show, “Listening Back With Myron Anderson,” Anderson joined the Texas Southern University station as a student in 1981. That same year, the then-telecommunications major was given the opportunity to take over “Listening…

New York Newpapers Tout Houston Grand Opera

Both the New York Times and The Wall Street Journal published stories this week on Houston Grand Opera, praising the company’s quality work and touting its initiatives in audience development. The Times noted that since HGO’s former general director David Gockley’s departure in 2005, the company’s media profile has slipped…

Feds Sue Kinder Morgan for $1 Million in Unpaid Overtime

The Department of Labor has filed a lawsuit against Houston’s Kinder Morgan that seeks more than $1 million in what it says is unpaid overtime owed to “4,500 current and former operators, technicians, maintenance workers, laborers and administrative nonexempt employees.” Kinder Morgan provides services to the oilfield industry and the…

Love Songs For The Romantically Challenged

The original idea for this hlist was going to be Craig’s Hlist rattling off ten female artists with whom we want to be intimate (read: sleep with). Blah blah blah, tall hair and boobs, we get it. That all seemed like old hat and wholly expected, considering we all know…

Whole Foods Market Putting Salad Bars in Schools

According to a 2009 study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, only 1 percent of adolescents ate as many servings of fruit and vegetables as recommended by the 2005 Dietary Guidelines for Americans. It sounds shocking, but then again, I’m fairly certain I could stand to eat a…

Metro’s Epic Plan to Hand Out Valentine’s Day Cards

You know what THE NEW METRO!!!!! does that the old Metro didn’t? Love its customers. To prove it, TNM!!!! will be…handing out Valentine’s Day cards to riders Monday. From 5 a.m. to 9 a.m., Metro CEO George Greanias will be joined by the agency’s bus driver of the year and…

Ginger-Butternut Squash Bisque at Azuma

Yesterday’s cold snap got me thinking about last Friday and how — during the unfulfilled threat of Snowpocalypse 2011 — I ended up eating at Azuma (909 Texas, 713-223-0909) as a measure of last resort, and how much I unexpectedly enjoyed my meal. And it was all because of the…

Wild Moccasins Ready For Whataburger-Free Euro Tour

Saturday night, newly minted New West signees Wild Moccasins play their last show in the States until April, as they prepare to embark on their first European tour. Sharing the Fitzgerald’s bill are Young Mammals and Wicked Poseur. The Moccasins’ maiden Old World trek is an extensive one, taking them…

Snow Peas and a Pudding Sandwich for Breakfast

Walking into Super H Mart is always an adventure. It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve been or how many exotic ingredients I’ve garnered the courage to buy and try, there’s always something exciting, only this time it was in the food court instead of the actual grocery store. Hitting…

Straight-To-DVD Music Sequels Soon To Come

If you’re a struggling writer, musician or filmmaker trying to work up the nerve to kill yourself, have we ever got good news for you! Your morale may have been damaged or even crippled by seeing bad music, bad movies and bad stories dominating the upper echelons of their respective…

Chef Chat, Part II: Randy Evans of Haven

Yesterday, we spoke with Haven Chef Randy Evans about his past. Today, we’ll take a look at how things are going at Haven, the “Going Green” concept, and some seasonal ingredients that may be showing up on the menu. EOW: Texas Monthly just recognized Haven as one of the restaurants…

The United States of Murder: A Map

Serial killers and famous murderers have existed almost as long as mankind, we’re sure. But as in so many things, the United States may just have perfected the thing. Each state has its own infamous episode, some very well-known, others obscure. Three things we learned while putting together this United…

Food Fight: Battle Glazed Raised Donut

Was it Alexis de Tocqueville or Jonathan Gold who said, “Every city gets the donuts it deserves”? Either way, you have to wonder what Houston did to deserve Shipley Do-Nuts. The Shipleys may be lovely people, and the corporation gets much respect for being active in the community and maintaining…

Juan & Bruno Gonzales: It’s Not Cockfighting, It’s “Sparring”

Just sparring, your honor​Note to D-bags who get caught cockfighting: telling the judge your blood-covered chickens were just “sparring” is not a slam-dunk defense. That’s what Angelina County father and son Juan and Bruno Gonzales found out Wednesday when State District Judge Paul White found them guilty of cruelty to…

The Last Five Years Flawed by Structure, Bland Characters

The Setup: Directed by Jimmy Phillips with pace and deftness, and presented by Mildred’s Umbrella Theater, The Last Five Years is an ambitious two-character musical that combines some original staging with a narrative device that threatens to sink the ship. It’s a love story where boy meets girl, and then, as…

Bee Gees’ Comeback Is No Jive Talkin’

The Bee Gees In Our Own Time Eagle Vision, 116 minutes, $14.98. When you think of musical “comebacks,” perhaps the greatest one belongs to the Bee Gees. Think about it: In their mid-20s, the Manchester, England-born Brothers Gibb had already had success as children/teens in Australia (whence the family had…

Idol Beat: Hate & Aspergers

The surest way to piss off Steven Tyler – apart from being Joe Perry – is to butcher a Beatles song, which is the sin Dave Combs committed last night in the San Francisco auditions. But let’s be honest, he didn’t do *that* horrible a job. The former(?) Aerosmith front…

Brunch at Mia Bella: Houston’s Best-Kept Secret

I’ve never been good at keeping secrets. I have a mouth like a sieve. I laugh when I try to lie. And this is no lie: Mia Bella’s weekend brunch at its Main Street location is one of Houston’s best-kept secrets. How did this happen? Perhaps because no one ventures…

Remember Simple Success’ Smash and Dash EP?

Houston’s history is dotted with albums that, fairly or not, have been swept aside. We’ll examine them here. Have an album that you think nobody knows about but should? Email sheaserrano@gmail.com. Simple Success opens up for Mac Miller tonight at Warehouse Live. They play from 9 to 9:20 p.m. Purchase…

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood at Petrol Station

Is it just me, or is Petrol Station Oak Forest’s best kept secret? A confluence of events revolving around unruly children, the need for beer, and a chance Twitter conversation landed me at the converted service station on a recent Sunday night. Nestled between houses on a quiet residential street,…

Houston By The Book: Sedition Books

Billed as “Houston’s Only Anarchist Infoshop,” Sedition Books is also likely our city’s most unorthodox bookstore. Located at 901 Richmond, next to the late, great Proletariat space, the small shop has been providing a resource for the radical community for two and a half years – although this is the…

“The Wedge” at Beaver’s

“Who comes here and orders a salad?” my friend once commented as she was deciding between the burger and the chickwich at Beaver’s. I did. I don’t usually go to Beaver’s with greens in mind, often ordering the po-boy and “wet” mac & cheese. Last weekend, however, I realized that…

Comment of the Day: A Truly Romantic Valentine’s Day

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them. So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even. This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula…

The Axiston of Evil

If it’s a month with an “r” in it, there must be another Jennifer Aniston movie coming out. Sure enough, the airwaves are littered with commercials for her latest, Just Go With It, and she’s dutifully hitting the talk show circuit (Ellen, Conan) and also making the rounds of the…

Hollywood’s New Platonic Power Couple

If it’s a month with an ‘r’ in it, there must be another Jennifer Aniston movie coming out. Sure enough, the airwaves are littered with commercials for her latest, Just Go With It and she’s dutifully hitting the talk show circuit (Ellen, Conan) and also making the rounds of the…

The Irrepressibles Stage A Mirror Mirror Spectacle

Last year, Rocks Off was completely caught off guard by the sheer, unholy awesomness of The Irrepressibles. Director Roy Raz set their then-unreleased song “In This Shirt” to one of the most amazing and innovative music videos ever in a short film he called The Lady is Dead. The video,…

Off the Wall: An Anonymous Apple Pie a la Cheese

There were many inspiring comments from last week, but none better than the one from the ever popular and nameless Anonymous, in regards to Joanna O’Leary’s post “Kraft Singles, Not Cool-Whip, On Pie.” “I’ve never tried it, but my Grandfather from Chicago used to say ‘apple pie without cheese is…

What Texas Needs: Armed School Board Members

Last December, a man named Clay Duke achieved brief national fame for video footage of him pointing a gun at the members of a Florida school board. The pantywaists up north might not know what the solution is to such a problem, but here in Texas at least one legislator…

The Magician’s Nephew

In Main Street Theater’s newest family production, The Magician’s Nephew, a pair of magic rings transport two British schoolkids to a wondrous land. There they meet the powerful King Aslan and evil Queen Jadis. If all that sounds familiar, that’s because it was written by C.S. Lewis as a prequel…

The Dark Side of Chocolate

See the sour side to the sweet industry in the 2010 documentary by Miki Mistrati and U. Roberto Romano, The Dark Side of Chocolate, hosted by Houston Rescue & Restore Coalition. The film examines the industry’s little known history of using child labor to process cocoa beans. Hidden cameras capture…

Baroque and Tango Music: A Match Made in Heaven

Argentina’s most well-known and influential composer of tango music, Astor Piazzolla, was also a Baroque fan. “Piazzolla was introduced to Bach at an early age while living in New York,” says Antoine Plante, artistic director for Mercury Baroque, in press materials. “Through his formal studies … he became very well…

Donna Grant: Wicked Highlander

If you like your heroines with windswept hair and come-hither lips, defiantly caught in the embrace of a muscular, roughish lover, spend Valentine’s Day with Texas romance novelist Donna Grant. While fans enjoy a complimentary brunch, Grant will discuss and sign her newest release Wicked Highlander. Part of the Dark…

Lisa McMann: Cryer’s Cross

Young-adult author Lisa McMann creates a fully fleshed-out protagonist, Kendall, for her latest horror/suspense novel, Cryer’s Cross. A freshman who struggles with OCD, Kendall leads readers into a world of trapped souls and evil spirits. After two fellow students go missing, she starts to hear their voices and see messages…

Wedding Vow Renewal

Be among the hundreds of couples to revisit the Hotel Galvez & Spa during this weekend’s Wedding Vow Renewal. The hotel, a longtime Galveston landmark, invites anyone who was married or honeymooned at the seaside resort to return for a mass renewal ceremony. A Galveston Justice of the Peace will…

David Ellis: Breach of Trust

Chicago-based attorney and novelist David Ellis discusses and signs his newest release, Breach of Trust, at Murder by the Book today. The story, the latest in his Jason Kolarich series, follows the young attorney as he struggles to recover from the deaths of his wife and baby daughter while investigating…

Houston Symphony: Ravel’s Spain

The trickiest part about attending the Houston Symphony’s performance of Ravel’s Spain might be staying in your seat. Hans Graf leads the ensemble and mezzo-soprano Susanne Mentzer through a collection of the French composer’s high-energy, Spanish-flavored melodies, including L’Heure Espagnole, Rapsodie Espagnole and the Chanson Espagnole. These, however, are just…

Second Course: Winter Mixed Repertory

For Dominic Walsh, two is often better than one. “When you find like-minded people working together, what you can create is more interesting than what you can do alone,” he says. That’s evident in Second Course: Winter Mixed Repertory, which includes Walsh’s Victor Frankenstein, a piece he created in collaboration…

Love Through the (St)ages

Paul McCartney once sang, “You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs,” but amore has always been a lyricist’s go-to subject. And at today’s Love Through the (St)ages Valentine’s Day concert, cabaret vocalist Glennie Scott will tackle the Great American Songbook’s better known romantic songs, like…

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenaged Blockhead

Playwright Bert V. Royal’s satire, Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenaged Blockhead, is about Charlie Brown and his friends, just not the same Charlie Brown you’ve read about in the Peanuts comic strip. This time the characters are teenagers indulging in drugs, sex and rock and roll, not to…

Kelly Willis and Bruce Robison’s Valentine’s Day Concert

Texas singer/songwriters Kelly Willis and Bruce Robison are not only partnered on stage – off-stage they’re married and have four children. The pair will celebrate love and romance with a special Valentine’s Day concert. Expect smoochable material from their back catalogs, most recent releases (Translated From Love for Willis, His…

River Oaks Chamber Orchestra: Conductorless Concert

How hard can it be to conduct an orchestra? Come on, waving a wand and making dramatic faces – even Bugs Bunny has done it! Now, how hard is it for an orchestra to perform without a conductor? Ah, that’s a different question. (Sorry, we have no cartoon reference for…

New Faces of Comedy

Think you can be America’s next great comic? The Improv’s New Faces of Comedy showcase might give you your first break. It’s an open-mike, with all the non-pros getting three minutes onstage. Contact openmicimprov@gmail.com for entry details. (Translation: No, you can’t just show up and expect to get on stage.)…

The Love Tunnel

Dating, flirting and loving get a going-over in The Love Tunnel, A Comedic Journey through Relationships by the Pendulum Theatre Company. The compilation of comedic scenes from various plays, selected by Pendulum Artistic Director Holly Vogt Wilkison, portrays the follies of young love — awkward first dates included. Some of…

Legion of Doom

The Eagle is a thunderous boys’ adventure of the old-school type — there’s not a female speaking part in the entire movie. Directed by Kevin Macdonald, the film is adapted from Rosemary Sutcliff’s 1954 historical novel The Eagle of the Ninth, a bestselling tale of second-century Roman legions and youthful…

Professor Trill

“Don’t you think this is a bit much?” Bun B inquires in his baritone voice. It’s 71 degrees in Houston and a throng of journalists is jostling for position inside Rice University’s Duncan Hall, all waiting to pick the brain of Distinguished Lecturer Bernard Freeman, known to most as Bun…

Getting Past the Bouncer

Imani Rose is a seasoned party and event planner and general Houston nightlife veteran. She’s worked as a personal assistant for famous people and lived in the “cool” parts of the United States. Rose is young but not too young, trendy but not too trendy, thin but not too thin,…

Great Minds

Great Minds Nameless nuance: I’m thrilled for Nameless Sound to be recognized with a MasterMind Award [“2011 Masterminds,” by Paul Knight, January 27]. Nameless Sound is an organization truly unique to Houston, and an organization whose development is directly connected to its city’s culture. I’m very proud of the contributions…

Useless Report

EDUCATION Useless Report Study of Teach For America’s worth says little By Margaret Downing Anyone who’s been holding his breath waiting for the Texas Education Agency to release its evaluation of the Teach For America program in the state can let it out now — along with a sigh of…

Ethnic Heritage Ensemble

For only three men, Chicago’s Ethnic Heritage Ensemble brings a wealth of history, variety and versatility to the stage. Founder and percussion genius Kahil El Zabar can play just about anything with a membrane, specializing in African instruments such as shekere, kalimba and talking drums, helping keep the beat for…

Joe Ely Band, Mike Stinson

It’s been said over and over and over and over, so what’s one more time? If Joe Ely is Texas’s own Bruce Springsteen, seeing him at Rockefeller Hall is the next best thing to a date with the E Street Band at their early Jersey Shore stomping grounds, the Stone…

Big Freedia

Aside from being an unfunny overplayed joke, the term “no homo,” as used by Lil Wayne, is hip-hop’s admission of homophobia. When Lil Wayne says, “Tevin Campbell, No Homo, Black Rambo” in “Feel Me,” he really needs us to know he is not gay. He mans it up a little…

Robin Thicke

Alan Thicke made his money with the ’80s ABC sitcom Growing Pains. His son Robin Thicke makes his dough singing about groin pains, and he does a pretty good job. We have been working on that pun since we first heard Robin’s breakthrough album, 2006’s The Evolution of Robin Thicke;…

Wild Moccasins

Houston’s Wild Moccasins are going on a European vacation this month to spread the gospel of H-Town indie-pop, and throwing a going-away party at Fitzgerald’s before they pack their bags and head across the pond. You’d better come out, too, because from looking at the Euro tour’s itinerary, the band…

Nobunny

Want to entrust your Wednesday night to a sludge of cassette-beholden garage bands hawking their “sleazy art” — especially if they’re led by a freak in a bunny mask who makes the late Jay Reatard look like one of the Shins? Of course you do. For better or worse, Justin…

Man on a Mission

It’s easy to get hung up on Amos Lee’s prodigious vocal talent. His pitch-perfect voice has just enough snarl matched with dollops of delicacy to make any song he’s a part of sound good. Lee reaches deep down for those introspective moments, pummels you with glam-metalesque bravado when necessary and…

In the Spotlight

For 12 years, Spotlight Karaoke has operated without interruption in its Galleria-area strip center, sandwiched between a rotating lineup of cafes, medical specialists and whatnot. Yet despite being a large venue that holds around 250 people, the club has never had to rely on any type of advertising to fill…

Oh The Humanity

Oh, the Humanity and other exclamations begins with a disorienting bang. A disheveled and nervous-looking Coach (Philip Lehl) walks out onto the blandly neutral set — a table and microphone, set up for a press conference — then turns to the audience and says, “Let’s get started.” At first, I…

Special Refried Edicion

Dear Readers, Although many of you have loved and/or loathed my columna for years, the Mexican still finds new readers every week in the unlikeliest of spots (hola, Chattanooga! See you in August, inshallah!). As a result, I sometimes receive questions about the methodology of the column, questions all of…

Capsule Art Reviews: “flickerlounge: Short Films by John Herschend, Ben Peters and Lily Sparks,” “A Matter of Wit,” “Plenitude,” “Pteridomania,” “Timothy Greenfield-Sanders: Injured Soldiers and Marines,” “Tony Smith: Drawings”

“flickerlounge: Short Films by John Herschend, Ben Peters and Lily Sparks” Art of Painting 3, by Lily Sparks, is a four-minute 30-second video styled as a Bob Ross-eque painting show – which makes hostess/instructor Spark’s blunt and profane commentary on art all that more entertaining. Part of this edition of…

For Richer or Poorer

There are many things to love about Zimm’s Little Deck. Oddly — for a Cajun restaurant with an executive chef from Louisiana — the po-boys aren’t one of them. Perhaps the fact that Zimm’s employs an executive chef who’s rarely seen on premises is one of the problems. Chef Jeramie…


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