Chuck Norris (L) and former Houston Oilers head coach Jerry Glanville at a NASCAR race in 2010. Credit: Darryl Moran via Flickr Commons

The Eyes of a Ranger are coming to Comicpalooza.

Professional badass, fitness shaman and sometime actor Chuck Norris is the latest eminence to sign on to Houstonโ€™s annual sci-fi/fantasy festival, scheduled for May 12-14 at the George R. Brown Convention Center. This yearโ€™s other guests better bring their A game; not live up to their autograph obligations, and theyโ€™re likely to get a roundhouse upside the head.

Last seen in public being named an honorary Texan by the state legislature, the Oklahoma-born Norris is now best-known as the star, executive producer and title-song vocalist of the long-running CBS action drama Walker, Texas Ranger (though โ€œactionโ€ may be putting it mildly); the subject of prototypical Internet meme โ€œChuck Norris Factsโ€; and chief beatdown administrator of gangbusters โ€™80s movies like Code of Silence, Delta Force and Lone Wolf McQuade. As of today, he also appears in the mobile-phone game for iOS and Android, Nonstop Chuck Norris.

So he should have a lot to talk about at Comicpalooza, where Norris will appear May 13 for a Q&A panel with fans, an autograph session and assorted photo opportunities, the festival announced Thursday. Other guests this year include Marvel Universe star Anthony Mackie (a.k.a. Falcon); Finn Jones of Netflixโ€™s Iron Fist; author Lev Grossman (The Magicians trilogy); and four current or former cast members of AMCโ€™s The Walking Dead.

โ€œHe hasnโ€™t been a guest at a show like ours in more than 40 years, so bringing him to Houstonโ€™s Comicpalooza is a significant honor,โ€ Comicpalooza founder John Simons said in a press release. โ€œIn fact, knowing Chuck Norris, heโ€™s probably moving the Earth to bring Comicpalooza to him.”

Surely. Adult Comicpalooza passes start at $30 (single-day, Sunday) and expand to $70 (three-day GA) and $275 (VIP). The โ€œNightmare On Elm Streetโ€ pass is sold out. Childrenโ€™s passes are $10-$15; all are on sale now at comicpalooza.com.

Chris Gray is the former Music Editor for the Houston Press.