Dan Cummins has appeared on The Late Late Show and Live at Gotham. He also had his own special on Comedy Central and has opened for the likes of Ron White, Jim Gaffigan and Dave Attell. Heยs been able to snag these ace gigs with jokes about crossbreeding animals (he wants a squirrelador, which, he says is ยhalf squirrel, half Labrador, all kick-ass beastย), how to silence people who repeatedly knock on the doors of occupied public restrooms and why the ยdonยt swim right after eatingย rule is not always a good idea: ยWhat if you fall out of the boat in mid-bite?,ย he says. ยI think you should try.ย Cummins performs 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday; 7, 9 and 10:30 p.m. Saturday; and 7 p.m. Sunday. Laff Spot, 17776 Tomball Parkway. For tickets and information, call 281-955-9200 or visit www.laffspot.com. $15.
Thu., Nov. 20, 8 p.m.; Fri., Nov. 21, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; Sat., Nov. 22, 7, 9 & 10:45 p.m.; Sun., Nov. 23, 7 p.m., 2008
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