Let us cut to the chase: you care not about the words on this page. I know this. You know this. I could share with you the epic tale of a web editor at an alt-weekly who wanted nothing more than the best burlesque slideshow for you, dear reader, to view and how that quest didn’t go as hope.
It is, if i do say so myself, a boring, self-indulgent mess a great story.
But you are not here for a great story, you are here for photos, and photos we have. Dita Von Teese’s Strip Strip Hooray hits Houston this Friday and Saturday night, featuring 90 minutes of amazing burlesque, including four of Von Teese’s most impressive performances. It will be an evening to remember at the House of Blues. We present these photos to help whet your appetite for the show to come.
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2014.
