In the grand tradition of wacky races (think of runners dressed as Elvis or in bridal gowns or underwear) comes the Neon Dash Houston. Runners — who must come attired in mostly solid white T-shirts — will run, jog, walk or dance a 5K race into four different “Glow Zones.” That’s where organizers will cover participants with neon powder or water (reportedly “safer than kindergarten finger paint and even gluten-free!”) while black lights illuminate the proceedings down the route, provoking insane bursts of color. Post-race festivities include a huge “After Glow” party with DJ music and performances.

8 p.m. Minute Maid Park, 501 Crawford. For information, call 480-340-7160 or visit neondash.com. $30 to $60.

Sat., March 22, 8 p.m., 2014

Bob Ruggiero has been writing about music, books, visual arts and entertainment for the Houston Press since 1997, with an emphasis on Classic Rock. He used to have an incredible and luxurious mullet in...