At the opening of the comedy No Sex Please, Weย’re British, a young wife has just sent off for some mail-order Scandinavian glassware (brides do that sort of thing, you know). She gets her order, but thereย’s a little problem. Instead of glassware, sheย’s been sent Scandinavian pornography. Keeping the porn away from her mother-in-law, her husbandย’s co-workers and a police superintendent tests not only her resourcefulness but threatens to test her marriage as well. 8 p.m. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 2:30 p.m. Sundays. Through May 24. Bay Area Harbour Playhouse, 3803 Highway 3, Dickinson. For information, call 281-337-7469 or visit www.harbourplayhouse.com. $6 to $17.

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