SAT 9/11

For football fans, the return of fall is a return to Friday-night high school
games, Saturday college rivalries and, most glorious of all, Sunday and Monday
NFL matchups. It’s a time to watch guys beat the crap out of each other on the
field while ladies cheer on the sidelines. Except at Houston Energy games, where
the ladies are beating the crap out of each other on the field. As part
of the Women’s Professional Football League, these gridiron gals line up each
Saturday to take on other all-female teams like the Arizona Caliente or their
hated rivals, the Dallas Diamonds. There are no big endorsements, no huge salaries
and, apparently, no prima donnas. “You’ll get a sound football game: running,
catching, blocking,” says Energy wide receiver Karen Mones. “You’re not going
to get a lot of egos.”

No, these ladies play, and in some cases, pay for the love of the game.
When told the cash-starved Energy would fold, Mones and teammate Stacy Agee
decided to buy the team. Now Mones figures a group of at least 700 regulars
will show up to watch the three-time WPFL champs take on the Missouri Avengers
at Rice Stadium this weekend. “I always said if there was any reason to be a
guy,” she says, “it would be to play tackle football.” Looks like this receiver
has already scored. 7 p.m. Saturday, September 11. 6100 Main. For information,
call 713-780-9946 or visit www.houstonenergyfoot ball.com.
$5 to $10. — Steven Devadanam

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Hot to Trot

MON 9/13

Houston joggers are a resilient lot, especially in the summer months: They
improvise when sidewalks disappear, dodge the deathmobiles we call cars, and
inhale nothing but hot, filmy air along the way. But if you can jog two miles
in July, it’s likely you can handle 26.2 in January, no problem. Come to the
HP Houston Marathon kick-off registration party and get a discount on your marathon
or half-marathon entry fee. Register with the 2,500 runners who have already
signed up, and you’ll commit yourself to six months of blisters, soreness and
a nasty running-shorts tan. You’ll even get a free “in training” T-shirt to
explain to others why you’re so damn tired all the time. Be there for free refreshments,
live music and a raffle at 5 p.m. Monday, September 13. Memorial Park Volleyball
Courts, Memorial Park Drive near Picnic Loop Lane. For information, call 713-957-3453
or visit www.hphoustonmarathon.com.
Free. — Julia Ramey